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u/FrequentRevolution92 20h ago
Eggs watching you skip them for the milk to put on cereal for the 12th day in a row.
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u/MichellHinson 19h ago
The eggs have officially unionized. The rest of the fridge should be worried.
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u/CronoMass 18h ago
Why would the eggs be in the fridge? 🤔
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u/GlobeTrekking 16h ago
It's mostly Americans and Canadians here and many of them don't know the rest of the world doesn't refrigerate eggs.
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u/Any-Shower-3088 14h ago
Americans wash the eggs in a way that removes a protective layer, meaning they go bad faster. Their eggs habe to be kept cool, as they are shit.
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u/Stricken_Conscience 17h ago
the same reason the supermarket keeps eggs in the fridge... so they don't spoil as quickly.
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u/ScumBucket33 16h ago
That’s only really a thing in American due to the washing process they use that strips the natural protective coating.
In Europe we vaccinate the hens instead.
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u/Inevitable_Jury3594 14h ago
Eggs in the UK rough it on the shelves near the bread like fucking marines!
Fridge eggs are weak eggs…
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u/CalligrapherUnfair5 10h ago
Eggs really do sit in the fridge like they're judging everyone else's life choices.
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u/Fluffy_Rock_62 5h ago
American eggs. European eggs do not need refrigerating, because we are far kinder to our chickens...
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