r/SipsTea • • 8h ago

Gasp! They should called it Robutt

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u/sxg3434 8h ago

It's too pointy, needs to be smoother

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u/TomaCzar 8h ago

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u/hebrew_hammersk 8h ago

Perfect reply haha.

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u/RecommendationIll59 6h ago

Polygon era ass

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u/Constant_Ad_8028 8h ago

Even the lady announcing it was sounding jealous

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ni4cpi0uUkd6U

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u/Classic_Kangaroo4312 8h ago

When Pixar animators start designing robots...

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u/CaptainTripps82 8h ago

It's wild that they tried to make this body shape a bad thing

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u/Classic_Kangaroo4312 6h ago

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u/CaptainTripps82 5h ago edited 4h ago

She's sighing in disappointment looking at her butt in the movie, cause she thinks she's out of shape

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u/Classic_Kangaroo4312 4h ago

Oh I got you, my bad. You right, you right.

https://giphy.com/gifs/n4FCJYLldGPC95d4ku

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u/Ok_Matches 8h ago

Would kill with this one.

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u/glans 8h ago

I, Robootylicious

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u/Fanci_ 8h ago

It's like a reverse Ps1 Lara Croft. Bizzare.

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u/Drew_of_all_trades 8h ago

Butt like Lara Croft’s original chest

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u/No-Kitchen5212 8h ago

The robussy is not far off it seems

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u/That_Confidence83 8h ago

Robots coming out already with robotic fake-ass plastic surgery.

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u/GangreneTVP 8h ago

Who knew the "T" in this T-580 was for twerking?

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u/Altruistic_Tea_1593 8h ago

Black dudes are gonna go nuts over these

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u/cpupro 2h ago

Robocheeks shall be clapped.

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u/Puddle-Stomper 8h ago

Some of that rob-ussy

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u/BreadfruitLogic 8h ago

Built like a brick house

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u/thepazzo 8h ago

I see you baby....

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u/bipolar_39 8h ago

Brick bot

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u/Sourcandy999 8h ago

Bigger than mine damn Robby

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u/bipolar_39 8h ago

Cake X model

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u/Forsaken_Claim_471 8h ago

You know a man invented that one

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u/DragonHeart2038 8h ago

That booty tho

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u/ragingrashawn 8h ago

Someone will try to fuck it.

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u/OwnConsideration5175 8h ago

Hm, what’s the pony tail attachment for…

https://giphy.com/gifs/1wmOVBfBs48YjVelo4

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u/ForkliftJam 8h ago

Yambot 5000

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u/Dr_Griller 8h ago

Bootynator, Model D-69.

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u/Smashogre591 8h ago

Junk in the trunk

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u/SenescenseSteel 8h ago

butt can it twerk?

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u/DeleteYourself89 8h ago

Why so much cake though 🤔

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u/Danilo-11 8h ago

What’s the point of having long hair? It’s a robot

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u/BlueEyedPapi 8h ago

Booty bot

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u/Derrick_Shon 8h ago

Lots of cake on that one

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u/FatHaleyJoelOsment 8h ago

The Cakenator

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u/ButzMN 7h ago

Why the fuck is she built like that?

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u/Heavy-Conclusion4577 7h ago

Sex doll future

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u/LombazFromHell 6h ago

Those are the butteries.

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u/F3A5T13 6h ago

Not enough counterweight upfront

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u/Swimming_Put1506 6h ago

Do fries come with that shake? Daymn!!

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u/Temporary_View_3303 5h ago

Twerk-a-Tron 3000

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u/Ok_Abacus_ 3h ago

"Sir, we have no more room on the Android for the batteries. How can we proceed?"

"It's okay, Tim, I have an idea!"

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u/DefJam74 2h ago

Hips don't lie.

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u/PsychologicalEntropy 39m ago

white robot with a black ass

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u/Teamanglerx 8h ago

A robot with cake? OMG The Future is now!

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u/Snoo_67548 8h ago

It’s a battery pack upgrade. They need to add the double d battery pack to balance it out.