r/SipsTea • u/Happy-I-always-am • 5h ago
WTF Holy shit. Those eyes can't hold much more crazy
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u/JuniorRisk2455 5h ago
I can fix her
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u/berberigirly 5h ago
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u/JuniorRisk2455 5h ago
Idc if I lose a kidney in the process, I’ll get the job done
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u/QwackSparrow 5h ago
159k lmao wtf
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u/Theleming 5h ago
I originally read that as 159, not 159,000
And thought, "damn, my friends really put up with me well when I'm spam forwarding them memes and such"
But then realized I have room to step up my game
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u/PTFO-Legion 5h ago
in college i had a casual relationship with this smoking hot redhead. We had the same first names except hers had an e at the end and mine does not, that’s how we originally got introduced was because of our names.
anyway, 3 months later we having a casual conversation about porn and she goes postal claiming that watching it is cheating and she won’t allow this and that (keep in mind this so far left field from how she normally acted) so i’m just sitting there, kinda terrified but aroused at the same time.
i went home a few hours later, and long story short, she called me 167 times that night.
the myth is true.
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u/Powerful_Document872 5h ago
With a woman like that you have exactly two options. Run like hell or ruin your life.
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u/AC-burg 5h ago
3 lean into it...
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u/Powerful-Substance33 5h ago
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u/EmotionalSupportSush 4h ago
Sex with crazy are at another level
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u/Federal_Medium1618 5h ago
Im seriously pondering if answering the call and telling her off is better than not answering the call. I guess there is no certified way to handle a psychopath
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u/TheresNoHurry 5h ago
did she have a mental health breakdown? what do you think caused it? as you said it wasn't how she normally acted
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u/WerewolfUnable8641 4h ago
Her name was Stephene?
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u/Reedabook64 5h ago
Even arresting her is not going to convince her that she did anything wrong.
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u/DontAsk0205 4h ago
Apparently this was over a 10 month period. So, let’s do the math:
159,000/10=15,900 texts per month
15,900/30=530 texts per day
530/24=22.0833 texts per hour (assuming she didn’t sleep)
22.08/60=0.368 texts per minute (or approximately 1 text message every 2-3 minutes). Again, that’s assuming she didn’t sleep at all.
Now let’s assume she got 6 hours of sleep.
530/18=29.444 texts per hour.
29.444/60=0.491 texts per minute, or approximately 1 text every 2 minutes.
I’ll let the math do all the talking.
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u/phenomenomnom 3h ago edited 2h ago
1 text every 2 minutes, every waking hour of every day, for 10 months, makes me think someone somewhere is full of it. Even a crazy person has shit to do.
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u/EzmareldaBurns 3h ago edited 2h ago
Could be, probably is course that's the internet these days. No source, I assume bullshit. But short bursts of dozens that could have easily been one message make it more possible. I know people who send ten texts in a min and think send is the space bar
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u/ikdeiiirde 3h ago
Source: https://edition.cnn.com/2018/05/11/us/woman-text-message-arrest-trnd
It was 65000 text. Her interview is pretty wild too.. Poor girl
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u/copperblood 5h ago
Rule number 1 gentlemen: Never stick your dick in crazy. With that said, rule number 1 is broken often
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u/person_8688 4h ago
Yep, I withheld judgment, read the article, applied critical thought, and considered alternative explanations. Conclusion: they smashed, and she’s batshit crazy.
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u/Cake-Addict123 5h ago
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u/Comprehensive-Cow69 5h ago
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u/Flaky-Strawberry9561 5h ago
Just looking at those eyes I bet that head game is on point though.
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u/Agile-Committee3594 5h ago
She’ll swallow you whole. I mean swallow your soul. Or perhaps both.
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u/astralorix 5h ago
looks right into your soul
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u/SinfulKnight 5h ago
If those 159k text are gaming and meme related, marriage is on the table.
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u/Slow-Ad-5973 1h ago
I can't think of a man that would even be worth 15 texts, much less thousands.. i'm too tired to stalk at this stage of my life.
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u/Particular-Caramel32 5h ago
Remember when cell phone plans charged you for every text you sent and received??
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u/Shiny_Whisper_321 5h ago
She had to shoot her shot I guess.
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u/Head_Situation5456 5h ago
She figured a mini gun would work better than a musket
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u/Suspicious-Bed701 5h ago
Yah but you know how it works ….. that pussy is goooooooooood mmm mmm good like campbells soup
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u/Mediocre-Catch9580 5h ago
Seems a tad extreme. I’m sure she’s nice
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u/Beelzebot_666 5h ago
Here's a video about it.https://youtu.be/cIEIhL9wM0U?is=e8T2htSX9rIdWzVS
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u/Lucky_Chemical7686 5h ago
I wonder if she's single 👀
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u/OneCookie5427 4h ago
She actually passed away not long after being released from prison. It’s really sad. Lady needed help.
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u/the_vanishing_west 5h ago
I’m loving this new trend of sex offender registry photos. I live in Suffolk (uk) have I got some corkers for you. 🤣
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u/One_Vision_ 5h ago edited 5h ago
So the guy kept counting texts after the first several hundred? Also, you can always block someone. She's crazy but this is a simple fix and didn't require the authorities getting involved.
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u/Gooner_93 5h ago
"After police previously escorted her off his property in July 2017, Ades was arrested in April 2018 for trespassing after breaking into his home while he was traveling out of the country. Officers later found a butcher knife in her vehicle."
God damn, what a piece of work.
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u/RevolutionaryDiet602 5h ago
She threatened to use the bones in his hand as chopsticks...
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u/Signal-Piccolo-935 5h ago
Nearly 160k? That's probably a lot more than I've sent throughout the course of my entire life... Jeez
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u/Sabbathius 2h ago
I wish just once these articles would post the picture of the man. I'm always curious to see if it's the man being that hot, or the chick being that crazy.
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u/GelloJive 5h ago
Hooooly shit. Who found her in the house? I’d be terrified if I were him and I just walked in to that
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u/Universal_Magnet 5h ago
Dating isnt worth it anymore, unless you're both young. Then you might have a shot..
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u/Kimi_Antonelli_12 5h ago
To get rid of them, you just got to get really into these chicks and at the same time not want to do anything in public with them. Which goes against every instinct but it works.
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u/Witty-Stand888 5h ago
Imagine that face showing up to your door day after day after one Tinder date.
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u/Glittering-Duty9984 5h ago
She looks the sort that keeps sucking LONG after her man has cum ....
Crazy, but you NEVER forget them
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u/Futants_ 4h ago
A lot of guys would sadly welcome this with a " shrug I bet she would drain my storage units multiple times a day"
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u/beefycarrot93 4h ago
I wonder how long after this incident the man tough to himself, ehh fuck it i'll give it a whirl again.
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u/DomInYouHard 4h ago
Is that the door dasher woman who is being charged for posting nudes of that dude?

















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