r/SipsTea • • 5h ago

WTF Holy shit. Those eyes can't hold much more crazy

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u/JuniorRisk2455 5h ago

I can fix her

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u/thehotshotpilot 4h ago

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u/enixlinked 2h ago

Oh, my inner demon showed up

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u/kineticstar 5h ago

That's the spirit! Take one for the team!

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u/berberigirly 5h ago

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u/JuniorRisk2455 5h ago

Idc if I lose a kidney in the process, I’ll get the job done 

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u/berberigirly 5h ago

I like Ur confidence 🥹🥹oh mamacita

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u/djm2907 5h ago

Fix what? She’s perfect! 😍

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u/daseweide 5h ago

No you cannot; because perfection is not meant to be fixed. Only worshipped

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u/QwackSparrow 5h ago

159k lmao wtf

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u/roll-_-ller 5h ago

Well, at least she’s ride or die.

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u/SpecialCandler 5h ago

158k is understandable But 159k is the breaking point fr

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u/Far_Balance_3117 5h ago

You can never accuse her of being a dry texter.....

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u/Theleming 5h ago

I originally read that as 159, not 159,000

And thought, "damn, my friends really put up with me well when I'm spam forwarding them memes and such"

But then realized I have room to step up my game

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u/PTFO-Legion 5h ago

in college i had a casual relationship with this smoking hot redhead. We had the same first names except hers had an e at the end and mine does not, that’s how we originally got introduced was because of our names.

anyway, 3 months later we having a casual conversation about porn and she goes postal claiming that watching it is cheating and she won’t allow this and that (keep in mind this so far left field from how she normally acted) so i’m just sitting there, kinda terrified but aroused at the same time.

i went home a few hours later, and long story short, she called me 167 times that night.

the myth is true.

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u/Powerful_Document872 5h ago

With a woman like that you have exactly two options. Run like hell or ruin your life.

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u/AC-burg 5h ago

3 lean into it...

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u/AlerionVakten 5h ago

Well, that’s the second option they mentioned…

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u/AC-burg 5h ago

I contemplated that but people with train wrecked lives have no clue that they are.

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u/Creative-Interest438 4h ago

Embrace the madness!!

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u/AC-burg 4h ago

I would give her a hug

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u/Powerful-Substance33 5h ago

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u/EmotionalSupportSush 4h ago

Sex with crazy are at another level

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u/belsaurn 4h ago

Sex with crazy is usually the best sex

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u/AP_AUTO215 3h ago

I do agree but definitely not worth the headache afterwards

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u/2020mademejoinreddit 4h ago

"Smoking hot redhead"...That's all you had to say.

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u/Federal_Medium1618 5h ago

Im seriously pondering if answering the call and telling her off is better than not answering the call. I guess there is no certified way to handle a psychopath

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u/TheresNoHurry 5h ago

did she have a mental health breakdown? what do you think caused it? as you said it wasn't how she normally acted

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u/Fit-Locksmith-2039 5h ago

She was worried he'd find hers

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u/milk4all 4h ago

And it was probably some fucked up shit she was super ashamed of

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u/HoldMyMessages 4h ago

Her OF channel?

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u/AlyDAsbaje 5h ago

That's scary!

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u/Flat_Tire_Again 3h ago

Ya but 167 is not 159,000….just saying…

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u/WerewolfUnable8641 4h ago

Her name was Stephene?

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u/JCBalance 3h ago

No, his name is Bruc

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u/Derekduvalle 4h ago

What a silly suggestion.

It was Gregi

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u/bravo-echo-charlie 3h ago

It was actually Jasone

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u/khizoa 2h ago

Jesse was my guess

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u/Reedabook64 5h ago

Even arresting her is not going to convince her that she did anything wrong.

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u/greaseleg 5h ago

I bet I know who she called from jail.

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u/AC-burg 5h ago

Naw man I gave her my # and everything

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u/PogTuber 5h ago

I can change her

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u/maniBchef 5h ago

Nothing will convince that right eye anyway.

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u/DontAsk0205 4h ago

Apparently this was over a 10 month period. So, let’s do the math:
159,000/10=15,900 texts per month
15,900/30=530 texts per day
530/24=22.0833 texts per hour (assuming she didn’t sleep)
22.08/60=0.368 texts per minute (or approximately 1 text message every 2-3 minutes). Again, that’s assuming she didn’t sleep at all.

Now let’s assume she got 6 hours of sleep.
530/18=29.444 texts per hour.
29.444/60=0.491 texts per minute, or approximately 1 text every 2 minutes.

I’ll let the math do all the talking.

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u/phenomenomnom 3h ago edited 2h ago

1 text every 2 minutes, every waking hour of every day, for 10 months, makes me think someone somewhere is full of it. Even a crazy person has shit to do.

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u/EzmareldaBurns 3h ago edited 2h ago

Could be, probably is course that's the internet these days. No source, I assume bullshit. But short bursts of dozens that could have easily been one message make it more possible. I know people who send ten texts in a min and think send is the space bar

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u/ikdeiiirde 3h ago

Source: https://edition.cnn.com/2018/05/11/us/woman-text-message-arrest-trnd

It was 65000 text. Her interview is pretty wild too.. Poor girl

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u/copperblood 5h ago

Rule number 1 gentlemen: Never stick your dick in crazy. With that said, rule number 1 is broken often

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u/person_8688 4h ago

Yep, I withheld judgment, read the article, applied critical thought, and considered alternative explanations. Conclusion: they smashed, and she’s batshit crazy.

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u/MongooseDirect2477 5h ago

How someone even send 159k messages?

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u/Flaky-Strawberry9561 5h ago

Just looking at those eyes I bet that head game is on point though.

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u/Agile-Committee3594 5h ago

She’ll swallow you whole. I mean swallow your soul. Or perhaps both.

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u/trukkija 5h ago

I mean swallow you literally in a cannibalistic sense of the word..

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u/astralorix 5h ago

looks right into your soul

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u/Flaky-Strawberry9561 5h ago

Shit, she probably sucks it off too.

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u/nono3722 5h ago

more like bite it off

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u/IcyConcern02 5h ago

Looks u in a way u don't wanna be seen.

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u/SinfulKnight 5h ago

If those 159k text are gaming and meme related, marriage is on the table.

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u/the_vanishing_west 5h ago

🤷‍♂️

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u/WetSleevez 5h ago

She musta had free nights and weekends on her plan

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u/Slow-Ad-5973 1h ago

I can't think of a man that would even be worth 15 texts, much less thousands.. i'm too tired to stalk at this stage of my life.

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u/anwiseman 5h ago

After looking at her eyes, I believe it

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u/Particular-Caramel32 5h ago

Remember when cell phone plans charged you for every text you sent and received??

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u/Shiny_Whisper_321 5h ago

She had to shoot her shot I guess.

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u/Head_Situation5456 5h ago

She figured a mini gun would work better than a musket

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u/Suspicious-Bed701 5h ago

Yah but you know how it works ….. that pussy is goooooooooood mmm mmm good like campbells soup

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u/Drmlk465 5h ago

It’s not the amount of texting. She threatened him.

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u/Massive_Reaction8845 5h ago

Only 159k. The guy is lucky, it could have been 160k. 😁

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u/Tall_Day4575 5h ago

Im still questioning her level of commitment honestly.

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u/Mediocre-Catch9580 5h ago

Seems a tad extreme.   I’m sure she’s nice

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u/Constant-Plastic-350 5h ago

You know that thing grips like a vice

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u/bigfloppydonkeydng 4h ago

Grips like a special needs kid holding the class pet

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u/kinkyhentai69 4h ago

Oh yeah that shit must grip like some drag tires on dry pavement

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u/Lucky_Chemical7686 5h ago

I wonder if she's single 👀

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u/Phoe-nix 5h ago

Why don't you just text her?

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u/Lucky_Chemical7686 5h ago

Do you have her number? I could use a fan club

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u/OneCookie5427 4h ago

She actually passed away not long after being released from prison. It’s really sad. Lady needed help.

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u/Doctor_Saved 5h ago

I kinda want to read some of those texts.

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u/MacheteBrizz 5h ago

They're all the same:

"All work and no play make Jan a dull girl"

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u/the_vanishing_west 5h ago

I’m loving this new trend of sex offender registry photos. I live in Suffolk (uk) have I got some corkers for you. 🤣

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u/One_Vision_ 5h ago edited 5h ago

So the guy kept counting texts after the first several hundred? Also, you can always block someone. She's crazy but this is a simple fix and didn't require the authorities getting involved.

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u/Due_Reach_1355 5h ago

I can fix her

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u/Legitimate-Log-6542 5h ago

This is the same look I get at the buffet

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u/Objective_Box_7753 5h ago

Meanwhile, the girls you meet leave you on read.

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u/Gooner_93 5h ago

"After police previously escorted her off his property in July 2017, Ades was arrested in April 2018 for trespassing after breaking into his home while he was traveling out of the country. Officers later found a butcher knife in her vehicle."

God damn, what a piece of work.

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u/JimmyFontana1000775 5h ago

She was just trying to become famous on Reddit

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u/Wonderful_Bedroom712 5h ago

That is not a first date, that is an immediate hostage negotiation.

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u/Tropicalfisher 5h ago

So she's single?

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u/IcyConcern02 5h ago

Reminds me of this psycho stalker character from Misery (1990) movie.

https://giphy.com/gifs/a7gI21VMxGDVm

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u/Skysoldier173rd 5h ago

Yall are gettin first dates?

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u/Elf_Paladin 5h ago

I can fix her

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u/RoyaleWhiskey 5h ago

She's her irl

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u/Prune-These 5h ago

So...she's single now? I can fix her. You believe me, right?

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u/RevolutionaryDiet602 5h ago

She threatened to use the bones in his hand as chopsticks...

News Article

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u/Signal-Piccolo-935 5h ago

Nearly 160k? That's probably a lot more than I've sent throughout the course of my entire life... Jeez

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u/Zefury83 5h ago

This proves the truth.

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u/salduvas 4h ago

Loyal

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u/Spicy6Chord 4h ago

I’d hire her if I owned a telemarketing business.

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u/MuramasasYari 4h ago

One eye is noticeably higher than the other.

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u/HoneyBucketsOfOats 3h ago

The Doherty

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u/MuramasasYari 3h ago

Yes exactly.

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u/BlazarVeg 3h ago

Or the nose is at an angle and her head is slightly tilted? 🤷‍♂️

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u/AdEastern9303 4h ago

Is that Dave Bautista?

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u/AmbitiousRoutine8670 1h ago

She looks stable..

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u/Sabbathius 2h ago

I wish just once these articles would post the picture of the man. I'm always curious to see if it's the man being that hot, or the chick being that crazy.

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u/GelloJive 5h ago

Hooooly shit. Who found her in the house? I’d be terrified if I were him and I just walked in to that

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u/Temar77 5h ago

...averaging around 500 to 530 messages per day.

If we assume she is awake 16h a day, that is one text message roughly every 2 minutes. She basically did nothing else than texting him all the time.

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u/Puzzled_Ad9920 5h ago

I could fix her

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u/Universal_Magnet 5h ago

Dating isnt worth it anymore, unless you're both young. Then you might have a shot..

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u/aperiotabularasa 5h ago

158k was "Hi" messages

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u/Captain-ofCats 5h ago

Temu Shailene Woodley

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u/Kimi_Antonelli_12 5h ago

To get rid of them, you just got to get really into these chicks and at the same time not want to do anything in public with them. Which goes against every instinct but it works.

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u/AdAlert7393 5h ago

He’s an idiot for not blocking her after 5 messages.

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u/Witty-Stand888 5h ago

Imagine that face showing up to your door day after day after one Tinder date.

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u/deschamps93 5h ago

I'd be worried... She always be looking for you with her right eye

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u/miracull 5h ago

Whilst staring through his window waiting for that reply.

https://giphy.com/gifs/8zHvOevIG2fsI

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u/Spec187 5h ago

I can fix her

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u/Forest-Ninja2469 5h ago

Id give her my number

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u/Familiar_Dirt_678 5h ago

She really couldn't see but half of an illusion with them eyes!

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u/Infosponge177 5h ago

Hope 158999 were nudes

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u/Expensive-Suspect906 5h ago

Women will be like “Seems pretty rude to ignore someone all day…”

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u/RedditDon3 5h ago

She was just concerned

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u/Joalguke 5h ago

Even 15 messages would be more than enough

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u/Glittering-Duty9984 5h ago

She looks the sort that keeps sucking LONG after her man has cum ....

Crazy, but you NEVER forget them

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u/blue_diesel 5h ago

“You couldn’t handle my undivided attention.”

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u/realfakejames 4h ago

Is this Dr Santos

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u/Few_Move_4594 4h ago

Just judging by the description and mugshot she's in a manic state

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u/Throwawayyyyy10000 4h ago

I can fix her.

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u/ValuableHelicopter35 4h ago

Crazy chick=crazy sex though.

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u/scaredt2ask 4h ago

I can fix her. She still single?!?

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u/Think-Chair-1938 4h ago

Her left eye has been trying to escape that skull for a while.

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u/Futants_ 4h ago

A lot of guys would sadly welcome this with a " shrug I bet she would drain my storage units multiple times a day"

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u/OleDoxieDad 4h ago

Crazy vs hot chart, gentlemen, google it, memorize it.

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u/The_Nicest_1 4h ago

She was horny, horny.

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u/Background-Cable7160 4h ago

I mean... he could've blocked her

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u/Automatic_Record6200 4h ago

Bet that sex is ridiculous

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u/dsmooth74 4h ago

You know the sex probably fire though

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u/Melodic_Leadership12 4h ago

The number just keeps going up

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u/danjoreddit 4h ago

Why can’t I get a stalker?

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u/Beginning-Working-38 4h ago

Was she texting him one letter at a time?

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u/J9sNbrhd 4h ago

Just a little needy….🤪

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u/RicoBB 4h ago

She seems nice

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u/beefycarrot93 4h ago

I wonder how long after this incident the man tough to himself, ehh fuck it i'll give it a whirl again.

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u/ltsouthernbelle 4h ago

I know her cell phone company called a meeting lol

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u/MoeSzyslakMonobrow 4h ago

She's on the wrong side of the Crazy/Hot scale for this activity.

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u/Konig_X79 4h ago

Depending on text messages, she is probably a keeper when compared to the ghosts

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u/DomInYouHard 4h ago

Is that the door dasher woman who is being charged for posting nudes of that dude?