r/SipsTea • u/Spiritual-Pudding-70 • 2h ago

We have fun here Darth Spilner would’ve been crazy

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454 Upvotes

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u/BrilliantGoose6746 2h ago

i live my life a quarter parsec at a time.

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u/Constant-Plastic-350 2h ago

Don't let that distract you from the fact that Watto is running three pod racers with spoon engines and on top of that he just went into Hondos and brought three t66 turbos with nos and a motec hyperdrive system.

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u/Charming_Hellion46 1h ago

You win

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u/____-_______-_--_-_- 6m ago

It’s a new lap record!

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u/____-_______-_--_-_- 1h ago

You're lucky that blast of liquid hyperfuel didn't blow the containment welds on the intake! Now me and the pit droid gotta rip apart the turbine block and replace the power couplings you fried. Ask any racer, any real racer. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a parsec... winning's winning

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u/LatePirate8880 2h ago

"You're on this council, but we don't give you the rank of family"

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u/AzraelTB 6m ago

He does not get a corona at the BBQ

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u/lolpert1 2h ago

Either way those kids wouldn't be safe

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u/Economy-Date-4490 2h ago

Underrated comment.

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u/AmputeeHandModel 1h ago

It was five minutes old. How many upvotes did it deserve in that time?

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u/TheGlobalGooner 2h ago

You underestimate my horsepower!

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u/GentrifriesGuy Human Detected 2h ago

One died in a real life fireball, and the other almost died onscreen in one. 🧐

https://giphy.com/gifs/9MJ6xrgVR9aEwF8zCJ

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u/NotVerySmarts 2h ago

"He did the stare and levitate, didn't he? I taught him that" -Obi-Wan Kenobi

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u/Rags2Rickius 1h ago

I love the milk here

NOBODY LIKES THE FUCKIN BLUE MILK HERE!

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u/Blue_Waffle_Brunch 47m ago

Portman was 16 during the filming of Phantom Menace, so that makes sense.

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u/CronoMass 2h ago

Someone please explain what cuh means 😞

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u/MacGuyver913 2h ago

It means "cuz". 2 fast 2 furious Brian calls Rome "cuz" but some people hear "cuh"

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u/TomatoSilly1683 2h ago

…my pockets ain’t empty cuh

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u/SeanyDay 1h ago

Wouldn't work because Paul Walker liked younger girls not older women

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u/Key_Consequence_5040 2h ago

Paul Walker turned the role down when he learned Anakin marries a woman several years older than him. 

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u/Free_Elderberry1791 2h ago

Would’ve been legendary

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u/Butta_Brown 1h ago

Every time I see "cuh" I think of those damn Ai videos.

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u/beebs44 1h ago

I LIVE MY LIFE ONE PARSEC AT A TIME

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u/SnooDoggos5226 1h ago

Perfect for the lava scene

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u/prismaticdiffract 1h ago

"I don't have friends, I have family". The Jedi Council: "that's literally the problem"

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u/Early-Big-995 1h ago

Instead of a cool black starfighter, Anakin rolls up to Mustafar in a heavily modified podracer with a massive NOS tank strapped to the back.

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u/Icy-Cut-458 1h ago

Obi-Wan tries to use the moral high ground, but Paul Walker simply cuts him off to explain that the dark side is completely about family.

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u/____-_______-_--_-_- 1h ago

Now this is podracing

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u/shameless_brush 53m ago

"I live my life a quarter parsec at a time" completely replaces the sand monologue, and honestly, the prequels probably win an Oscar for it.

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u/qmiras 35m ago

Well...he kinda ended up like anakin

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u/TheBestintheWest11 34m ago

did you get the part Paul?? paul- "I said forget it bout cuh"

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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 10m ago

My Jedi robe pockets ain't empty, cuh! Sup, Jedi Jackson, bruh!

https://giphy.com/gifs/sDc4YJ8kcTUpa

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u/Cletus_Crawford 2h ago

So that's why he was dating a 15 years old.  It was method acting 🤦.

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u/Majestic-Explorer649 2h ago

Padme was the older one

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u/Snipethorn 1h ago

He keeps getting older but they stay the same age

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u/GD_SexualTyranno 2h ago

Don't Anakin! The curb has the high ground!

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u/Sm0ahk 2h ago

Didnt get the part but method acted the ending anyway. Thats dedication

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u/Green-Volume-5000 2h ago

I need a bottle of the force by tonight. Actually, make that two.

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u/seribiigaming 2h ago

Now this is pod racing cuz!

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u/GILDID 2h ago

Darth Brian Earl Spilner, sounds like a sith lord.  Is that what you are?

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u/JerryLawlerr 59m ago

I think walker would’ve been better. He wouldn’t come off as such a whiny asshole like Hayden
Christensen