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u/SkynBonce 10h ago
Oh she must have been hammered
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u/Whisker-biscuitt 10h ago
No shit, like after the first taste you don't know it's not water???
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u/Informal_Ad_9610 10h ago
oh i dunno - might have something to do with inebriation?
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u/Spectre_2020 9h ago
If you can physically grab what you think is water from a table and you can drink it, no matter how drunk you are, in that moment, you should be able to know that doesn't taste like water and I'm drinking some sort of chemical compound. I'm 43, I've been blackout drunk many times in my life and would still know if soemthing doesn't taste right in that moment. She obviously shouldn't be drinking if her brain can't recognise the difference, there is other issues at play here.
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u/Efficient_Fish2436 5h ago
Opening the bottle isn't easy either when drunk. Its child proofish. Needs to be pushed down or squeezed to twist and open
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u/frogsarenottoads 10h ago
Yeah not the brightest.
Also who has fabric freshener in a location you'd even mistakenly drink it?
Multiple red flags/errors here.
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u/daseweide 10h ago
Years ago I rented an apartment and the landlord left some cleaning solution in an old water bottle on top of the fridge (weird place). I thought nothing of it but forgot to warn a friend who spent the night a few days later. We had a few too many, he slept on the couch and took a swig of that at some point. Even in his state he knew something was very wrong, spat it out, started vomiting regardless.
My friend was hammered. This girl was HAMMED
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u/angrydeuce 9h ago
There was an episode of Holmes on Homes back in the day that had similar story. Previous contractors had left a regular water bottle filled with acetone or something on the counter and the grade schooler that lived there came in from playing, thought it was his mom or dads, chugged it and almost died.
That shit is so careless, and Im pretty sure is illegal, like keeping gasoline in an improper container.
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u/Impossible_Offer7988 10h ago
She sounds like a keeper
Op didn't even include the best part.
When she came back from the hospital she immediately posted this ;
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u/trukkija 4h ago
Ah "xx", British of course. A lot of their ladies are truly generational drinkers.
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u/PoopiePantsMahn 10h ago
Her breath smelled so fresh!!
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u/Real-Document-6577 10h ago
I wonder how resulted diarrhea and pee smelled.
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u/TankApprehensive3053 9h ago
Breath and farts are like clean linen or an ocean breeze now. Nevermind the hint of poop as a chaser.
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u/Direct_Substance_472 10h ago
I don't know what combination of drunk, stoned, stupid and high to mistakenly drink half a bottle of fabric softener, but it's certainly impressive.
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u/GimpyPlayerOne 10h ago
Well for the photo that is a glass a wine. So I’m going out on a limb and I’m going to assume she was also drunk asf.
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u/Rabid_Hermit 10h ago
I mean 1 good drink of clean linen and I would know to quit.. whats wrong with people, all the excuses still dont cut it for me
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u/TheCheddarHole 10h ago
Alcohol, drugs, or just a hard ass nap. I get it on all three counts, minus the viscosity for me. (I drank damn near a liter of pickles juice before realizing it wasn't water..)
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u/ButtonGullible5958 4h ago
At some point when you are so drunk things take a lot of time to process
You may realize what your drinking is bad but it takes a really long time to stop doing it due to the .25 you would blow and if you finish it before everything prosessed you brain is working on the next task and the last one is not needed anymore
Basically the brain is just doing its best to keep you alive at that point
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u/henningknows 10h ago
But on the upside, her hair has a permanent smooth and silky bounce to it now.
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u/Maryjanegangafever 9h ago
Too much boozing that night before the fabric freshener. Did she have fabric softener in a water bottle is the next question we need to ask ourselves….
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u/Ok-Nefariousness-927 10h ago
If she easily identified what it was the next morning then it was clearly marked and she was already wasted.
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u/GMaharris 10h ago
I watched a buddy of mine go to town on a box of dog biscuits before after a long night out but this is something else.
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u/Random-Mutant 10h ago
Deliberate substance abuse leading to accidental substance abuse.
Time to give it a rest.
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u/Hotchi_Motchi 10h ago
And that, kids, is how I met your mother learned why all of the laundry stuff is locked up at the Target just off campus
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u/Lord__K__ 8h ago
I once threw a party in high school and we had this metal table where we put most of the bottles of liquor to the left side, on the right there was a bottle of fabuloso because i mopped the floors. half way through the night me and my homie are talking and he’s pretty fucked up. Mid conversation he reaches over to the table and grabs the fabuloso bottle, opens it and is about to pour it into his cup when i realized what he had. Im like bro thats fuckin fabuloso! We both laughed our fuckin asses off. Then called him fab for the rest of the school year. He hated it.
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u/National_Ad9742 7h ago
I once gulped down yesterdays whiskey and then vomited instantly. I thought it was water and the glass of water was, in my defense right beside it.
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u/thorpie88 10h ago
Photo used is a bit of a dog act. So many folks attributing it to booze when there's so many other substances she could have been on to fuck up like this
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u/Mainly_Miserable 10h ago
let him who is without sin cast the first stone
I’m not religious.
But we’ve all been drunk
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u/gilt3t 10h ago
The things I've done while drunk, the things I can't even remember doing. I apparently ate a raw chicken breast after drinking 80% vodka straight. I do not remember thing, luckily I vomited soon after according to my friends.
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u/SharksForArms 10h ago
The closest I got to this is when I was really stoned and went to use some eye drops. I didn't turn on the light, reached into the medicine cabinet, and then actually grabbed a squeeze bottle of afrin and put a drop into each eye.
When I put the bottle down, I suddenly realized what I did.
My dudes, no joke, my eyes have never been so clear. Like, whiter than white. Iridescent. So white that anybody who saw me would instantly know I was stoned and covering it up.
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u/HuckledYourBerries 8h ago edited 8h ago
I know alcohol played a part here, but even so…you have to be a special brand of stupid to do this. She's dumber than a sack of ball peen hammers, but she's fun to look at. At least she's got that much going for her.
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u/Active_Raccoon_4169 10h ago
no joke a similar thing happened to me:
I always leave a bottle of water on my nightstand in case I get thirsty at night. One day I cleaned my room and also left a bottle of disinfectant on it too. I woke up at 2am thirsty as fuck and grabbed the first bottle and chugged it, but then I felt an acidic, weird taste, completely unexpected, so I spat it out all over my room. Then I turned the lights on and saw it was a bottle of orange gatorade my gf left there. I just went back to slep feeling dumb and gay
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