Surrender to the gaycation or be destroyed

[u/fruchtose]

[u/fruchtose]

Outro

[u/Justin_Echoes → u/fruchtose]

r/iamverystraight

[u/sub_doesnt_exist_bot → u/Justin_Echoes]

The subreddit r/iamverystraight does not exist.

Did you mean?:

• r/iamverysmart (subscribers: 1,607,325)
• r/NCgaystraight (NSFW, subscribers: 9,784)
• r/TotallyStraight (NSFW, subscribers: 636,183)
• r/GNCStraight (subscribers: 3,396)

Consider creating a new subreddit r/iamverystraight.

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[u/KiwiPowerGreen → u/sub_doesnt_exist_bot]

It doesn't exist, yet

[u/kyle_kafsky → u/Justin_Echoes]

Saving this comment because I kind of want that to be a sub.

[u/ThesaurusRex84 → u/fruchtose]

He didn't mention street poop once. What a larper

[u/Redmond_64 → u/fruchtose]

Thought that was Vance

[u/humatyourmom → u/Redmond_64]

I thought it was that Ben Shapiro prick

[u/Wolfinder → u/Redmond_64]

He looks like Vance had a nice haircut.

[u/YogurtWenk → u/fruchtose]

He was obviously there to get directions for how to get away from there

[u/notRadar_ → u/fruchtose]

who the fuck goes to jacob collier concerts

[u/lobstersonskateboard → u/fruchtose]

I like the moan he added on at the end there

[u/wtfsamurai]

Congrats on the sex! 🎂

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ov09jGgEThFKpxZ9eC

[u/anireyk]

Elite ball knowledge with that title. Thank you, I laughed again just thinkimg about the story.

[u/cherry-sunburst → u/anireyk]

https://giphy.com/gifs/B34wyqAgvAheFgPTqy

[u/stunafish → u/cherry-sunburst]

Surrender

[u/cherry-sunburst → u/stunafish]

Holy fuck

[u/CorpusculantCortex → u/cherry-sunburst]

Surrender or be destroyed

[u/Sophisti-snake → u/stunafish]

Holy shit this was a fucking journey

[u/AeroUpstartbear → u/cherry-sunburst]

I see context has found you, be careful, it's a doozy

[u/Serapticious]

Californication?!

[u/ConsciousStretch1028]

Not gay

Specifically went to San Francisco to see Jacob Collier

Pick one

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