r/Steam • • Jul 18 '26

Discussion The glazing has to stop

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u/Classified10 Jul 18 '26

If I had a Steam Machine you BET I'm plugging in more than just two cables.

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u/Entertainer_Much Jul 18 '26

Bare minimum is 3 (charger for the controller)

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u/Classified10 Jul 18 '26

Nah I'm gonna be having like 25 different cords smacked into that thing.

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u/Afraid-Flatworm-422 Jul 18 '26

Full on cords bondage play with your SteamMachine? ;)

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u/Classified10 Jul 18 '26

Cable porn.

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u/VaticToxic Jul 18 '26

Get you some split sleeves. I was the same way with my cords until I got that. Tried zip ties, velcro cable ties, etc and nothing quite worked until split sleeves.

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u/PhoenixPoop Jul 18 '26

I will check those out. I'm gentle with everything, so cable gore was fine. My wife is really rough on thing, but they were super organized so their cabels were fine.

Now my messy cables get yanked around by my wife and kids.. And they all die sooo fast.

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u/VaporTrail_000 Jul 18 '26

Scrambled cable porn?

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u/Classified10 Jul 18 '26

Yeah I like it when it's all a big mess.

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u/ChuddyMcChud Jul 18 '26

The Steambari Machine

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u/Dr_Fortnite Jul 18 '26

Why have I not seen a shibari pc case yet?

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u/FAB5FREDDIE14 Jul 19 '26

Like that dude who hung his ps5 with wood nails and paracord to the wall

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u/Beautiful-Main-4898 Jul 18 '26

And one to plug in my electric guitar into for even more chords

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u/Classified10 Jul 18 '26

Hey I might wanna play fucking Rockband on it.

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u/Jemie_Bridges Jul 18 '26

Rocksmith. Rockband has licensing issues where theusic disappears. ☹️🎸

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u/sorariku124 Jul 18 '26

Rocksmith also has licensing issues causing DLC to disappear, it's an inherent issue with all music games, really. Rock Band actually did a shockingly good job relicensing almost all the DLC when Rock Band 4 came out in 2015, aside from a handful here and there that were pulled when the original licenses expired it was really only in the last year or so that stuff has been disappearing. Both games only have 10 year licenses for DLC, so after that it starts getting delisted. You should be able to redownload it as long as the servers are up, so it's just new purchases that are affected.

For Rock Band specifically there's also groups out there that have "preserved" it all too

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u/Neralo Jul 18 '26

Should be at least 4 because ethernet cable.

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u/NoveltyPr0nAccount Jul 18 '26

The third should be the ethernet. There's no reason the charger needs to be plugged into the console.

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u/JohnHue Steam Deck + Linux on desktop rig, no more Windows Jul 18 '26

4 including the CAT6 cable. But then again, just like any other console.

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u/Lost_Individual4749 Jul 18 '26

Charger is going to be on the coach. But LAN is a must.

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u/Anaeijon Jul 18 '26

Bare minimum is 4.

You don't really want to play on WiFi, do you?

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u/NoveltyPr0nAccount Jul 18 '26

Bare minimum is still 3 as there's no need for the charger to be plugged into the console.

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u/Imaxaroth Jul 18 '26

The charger for the controller can be plugged somewhere else, preferably close to the couch, so you don't have to come close to the Steam machine to turn it on.

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u/JohnTomorrow Jul 18 '26

Power. HDMI. Steam puck. Keyboard. Mouse.

Bam. Done. And two of those are USB dongles, not even cables.

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u/echolog Jul 18 '26

Power, video, internet, input devices, extra storage, usb hub, one of those little usb-powered fans cuz its freaking hot

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u/Less_Party Jul 18 '26

I have a decent amount of stuff plugged into my desktop but only two actual cables, the rest is all wireless dongs (mouse/kb/controller/headset).

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u/zertul Jul 18 '26

Love me some wireless dongs!

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u/Cheet4h Jul 18 '26

I don't think I could go back to using WiFi. Way too much instability during online games.

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u/logicbus https://steam.pm/m880p Jul 18 '26

Ethernet.

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u/PMvE_NL Jul 18 '26

Ethernet will outperform any gamer cringe router with 8 legs.

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u/furezasan Jul 18 '26

No LAN? Unacceptable!

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u/lana_silver Jul 18 '26

Nothing quite like playing Street Fighter 6 on WLAN, when it becomes an RPG and starts to have random elements like attacks missing, failing or just outright getting deleted from existence.

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u/Horskr Jul 18 '26

Playing fighters on wireless is like Goku putting on his training weights.

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u/zSplit Jul 18 '26

no it's like Goku fighting enemies while shitting his pants and their pants and then no one wants to play with him anymore

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u/Wild_Marker Jul 18 '26

Kamehamescat was not on my bingo card for today

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u/YouStupidAssholeFuck Jul 18 '26

Lag is how I justify sucking so you can just mind your own business.

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u/yomjoseki Jul 18 '26

Pro tip: You don't actually need shitty internet to blame lag. There's also the controller to blame, too.

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u/human-in-a-can Jul 18 '26

I think a SF RPG has potential.

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u/tacodude64 Jul 18 '26

Have you played World Tour?

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u/43686f6b6f Jul 18 '26

Whoa I didn't know they made an XCOM styled Sreet Fighter

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u/-sablebus- Jul 18 '26

• Ken jumped in!
• Ryu used Shoryuken…
… … and it missed!
• Ken attacks!
• Critical hit! Ryu took 482 damage!
• Ryu died!
Rematch?
• Yes • No <—

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u/lana_silver Jul 18 '26
  • Ryu jumped in
  • Ryu jabbed
  • Ryu jumped in
  • Ryu jabbed
  • Ryu jumped in
  • Ryu jabbed
  • Ryu jumped in
  • Ryu jabbed
  • Ryu jumped in
  • Ryu jabbed
  • Ryu jumped in
  • Ryu jabbed

That's more SF6

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u/UrToesRDelicious Jul 18 '26

(technically WiFi is also LAN)

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u/kwanye_west Jul 18 '26

i’ve been gaming on wifi for over a decade. is it better than ethernet? no. is it good enough? for most people, probably.

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u/Aggressive-Farm-8037 Jul 18 '26

Where i live houses are brick and concrete so my connection sucked even 8 meter away from the router. I had to run a cable to get a stable connection

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u/Brokenlynx7 Jul 18 '26

Sure in many types of games it’s an acceptable compromise the game can account for.

In fighting games, where every input is measured by the frame WiFi players can be a nuisance. WiFi inconsistency is inherent to wireless and happens for multiple reasons.

If someone plays fighting games and they can use Ethernet, they absolutely should use Ethernet.

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u/kwanye_west Jul 18 '26

unless you have a crappy router from more than 2 decades ago, wifi is more than enough for most people even on competitive titles. maybe if you’re the top 10-20% of players you’ll need ethernet, otherwise the average gamer wouldn’t even notice wifi from a decent router from a wired connection.

that being said, ethernet is the better option as i said earlier, but only if it’s an option. having ethernet for myself and many others would require some home reno work done to accommodate that and it’s simply not worth the cost.

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u/StepComplete1 Jul 18 '26

It's also completely circle-jerked and overblown, as PC players tend to do. Modern routers can absolutely handle even fighting games. It's not 2000 anymore where it's going to be a slideshow.

I played Street fighter on wifi for a year. Got all the usual rage-mail from salty people with all kinds of excuses for why they lost, but never once did anyone complain about the connection being laggy as a reason. Not once.

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u/Dunkelz Jul 18 '26

People always blow it way out of proportion. You see it in all games, fighting, FPS like CS2/Valo, mobas like League, etc. Acting like their plat lobbies are going to be ruined by 1-2 extra milliseconds of latency.

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u/bigbrentos Jul 18 '26

It's that server tick rate that's holding their K/D at .9 when they should be duoing with the top Twitch Streamers with a 5 K/D.

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u/FastFooer Jul 18 '26

So long as you don’t play competitively it wouldn’t matter.

But if you do, wifi is a major handicap. Most people can’t run lines in the modern world to their devices so it’s not a big deal.

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u/Maximum_Goulash Jul 18 '26

This is the minimum I can get away with for my Couch Gaming setup

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u/hypespud Jul 18 '26

Same, nothing crazy, but I'm full wired

HDMI, power, USB for kbm and wired controllers, and external drives, ethernet

My PS5 pro is HDMI, power, USB c for wired controllers also, ethernet

Not a ton more on my PC but my PC obviously takes up way more space and ofc has a bit more connected to it and more USB and additional slots

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u/pwillia7 Jul 18 '26

I do sim racing and VR so every single port on my computer including the extra pci usb card and extra sound card are filled with cables. I live in cable hell and I couldn't care less

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u/iHaveLotsofCats94 lancerevo1994 Jul 18 '26

I was about to comment the same thing. I don't do VR anymore, but i have so many USB cables and power cables everywhere. My SO took it upon herself to clean up my cable setup one day while I was at work. I love her to death. Talk about a night and day difference lol. Can't even tell it was a rat's nest before

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u/dksdragon43 Jul 18 '26

I have a USB C extender that holds my mouse, keyboard, headset, camera, and both monitors, so that I can easily swap it to my work laptop when working from home. I only have that, power, internet, and a couple random things charging. Basically just three necessary cables.

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u/GLIBG10B Jul 18 '26

I'm not familiar with this form factor, where is the power plug?

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u/Maximum_Goulash Jul 18 '26

It's below the other wires are hiding the kettle plug

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u/Skeeter1020 Jul 18 '26

Even my consoles have ethernet, cos fuck WiFi if I can.

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u/R3D3-1 Jul 18 '26

I have been using Wifi since c.a. 2007/2008 exclusively. I've also never done competitive gaming or brawlers over the internet, so there's that.

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u/BunnyloafDX Jul 18 '26

They’re comparing it to the rats nest behind their home PC, not consoles.

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u/Silviana193 Jul 18 '26 edited Jul 18 '26

Technically, with the right peripherals you could achieve the same thing with home Pc.

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u/red_rolling_rumble Jul 18 '26

Yup, my living room PC has power, HDMI and controller puck plugged in. Nothing else.

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u/Falkenmond79 Jul 18 '26

Mine does have two dongles for mouse and keyboard, too, but they don’t really make a mess. 🤣

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u/ScarsUnseen Jul 18 '26

Let me check. Mine has:

  • DisplayPort for main monitor
  • HDMI + USB for my Huion art monitor
  • USB for keyboard
  • USB for trackball
  • USB for DAC/AMP
  • Antenna for wifi/Bluetooth
  • ethernet to my gateway
  • power cable

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u/deliciouscrab Jul 18 '26

Mine has:

  • displayport for main monitor
  • HDMI for monitor 2
  • ethernet
  • USB mouse
  • USB webcam
  • USB hub velcro'd to side (FUCK YOU MSI)
  • - USB 24-key (programmable thingy for work)
  • - USB xbox controller
  • - USB headphones
  • - USB kb

Several unusable USB sockets because MSI shipped a board with burned-out rails (FUCK YOU MSI FUCK YOU AND DIE)

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u/AlgaeDonut Jul 18 '26

Speak truth. There is no such dark magic artifacts or arts in real life.

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u/murrrty Jul 18 '26

It's kinda funny to me that people forgot about the existence of HTPCs

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u/L_U-C_K Jul 18 '26

How?! Other than the power cable and display output to my two monitors, I still have my mouse, keyboard, Ethernet cable, webcam, controller, printer, and a USB hub to connect my wireless peripheral dongles (mouse and kb).

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u/JumpySonicBear Jul 18 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

My computer can wirelessly connect to most if not all of that on its own, and it has USB slots on the inside to use a couple dongles without them being outside if i wanted. I still use almost entirely wired setup

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u/HappyHappyJoyJoyJoy6 Jul 18 '26

"Look at me, I have a motherboard that has WI-FI and Bluetooth"

I envy you

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u/EdliA Jul 18 '26

If you use all of those on a steam machine it would look the same.

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u/StepComplete1 Jul 18 '26

Exactly. "They're comparing it to a PC, not consoles"

But the way people talk about it, it's not trying to to the job of a full PC, it's just for games.

So just like a console, then.

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u/Humledurr Jul 18 '26 edited Jul 18 '26

How do you think consoles are connecting to those devices? Its wireless, you dont need cables for anything you mentioned.

Ive been transporting my desktop PC to my cabin back and forth this summer, I literally only bring a psu cable and HDMI cable. The rest is wireless.

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u/Herr_Gamer https://steam.pm/1v4ru4 Jul 18 '26

you can do all those with Bluetooth or WiFi, same as the Steam Machine on the pic does

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u/TheyTukMyJub Jul 18 '26

Built in bluetooth or RF on the motherboard or an PCI card

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u/rfdoom Jul 18 '26

i have a wireless mouse usb, wireless headset usb, wireless headphones usb, hdmi, and power cord plugged to mine. my 8bitdo controller charges on my phone charger

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u/Dominant88 Jul 18 '26

Most of those can be wireless.

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u/MarkVanBark Jul 18 '26

You don't need any dongles to connect a Keyboard/Mouse via BT. Meaning, it's obvious what everybody is trying to say and in most cases BT is far away from ideal or even usable, but technically you only need a cable for power supply and your display to set up your PC.

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u/NoSpawnConga Jul 18 '26

Bwahaha, I have a Switch on my desk connected to my single monitor through HDMI split and all my stuff is wired, and I have an external sound card, right now it's 11 wires hanging from the desk top.

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u/Camburgerhelpur Jul 18 '26

Rookie numbers. What else ya runnin'?

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '26

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u/commando_cookie0 Jul 18 '26

Quit being reasonable, were trying to hate the steam machine

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u/APRengar Jul 18 '26

Also doesn't "The Goomba" in the picture come across as unnecessarily aggro?

"They're out here treating it like it's revolutionary."

Except no one said it was revolutionary? They were just stating a simple "this is how easy it is to set it up." The Goomba's response makes sense is the original post was like "Look how few cables it takes, console peasants are trembling in their diapers!" or some shit.

This is some "lady doth protest too much" shit.

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u/joe1134206 Jul 18 '26

It's just a pc. There is actually no difference in terms of peripherals

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u/Pope509 Jul 18 '26

It's pretty much a console

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u/MrLightning1023 Jul 18 '26

Pricing of a pc performance of a console

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u/Whoa-Dang Jul 18 '26

The next gen consoles are going to cost this much bud. Welcome to the future.

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u/Dlitosh Jul 18 '26

Incredible. Gaben saves gaming once again.

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u/nervendings_ Jul 18 '26

We ain’t done yet, got the Frame to go and then HL3 after that.

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u/ThePizzaMuncher Jul 18 '26

Personally I’d prefer to use ethernet anyway.

(And wired mouse+keyboard* for no battery worries (yea and headphones be wired too but I have speakers as well and I meant keyboard\), plus my hotas whenever I’m playing Elite, and oh look I’ve placed myself in the exact same situation)

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u/Little-xim Jul 18 '26

I can’t imagine playing fighting games without Ethernet. Would be disgusting.

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u/nixxon94 Jul 18 '26

At least use Ethernet come on

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u/kovec Jul 18 '26

It's not possible for everyone. Some of us rent and can't modify the home structure to run a cable.

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u/Misterrbisterr Jul 18 '26

I rent and just ended up getting a 50ft cord and running it along walls and under carpets through the whole place to do it.

Definitely worth it, playing on wifi is unmitigated ass.

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u/Sufficient_Risk_8127 Jul 18 '26

Playing on (good) Wi-Fi is actually a decent experience. I average a latency of around ~60ms.

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u/OrangeXarot Jul 18 '26

what do you do when doors

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u/kovec Jul 18 '26

I can't do that. My gateway is not in the living area of the house. Even if i did get permission to make a new hole i would need at least 200ft to reach my PC going through doorways and up stairs. That's great if it works for you but my point is not everyone can do that.

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u/TheViking_Teacher Jul 18 '26

when did we start living in fear?

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u/IAmNotAHoppip Jul 18 '26

Isn't this to compare it to a PC, rather than other consoles?

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u/MalHeartsNutmeg Jul 18 '26

so a cable to power and a cable to display. You can do that with any PC.

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u/PrimaLegion Jul 18 '26

Yes. It's just more people being weird.

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u/Fuzzeypimp Jul 18 '26

And you don’t need to pay 25 dollars a month for access to play your games online

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u/CigarLover Jul 18 '26

25 dollars?

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u/that_dutch_dude Jul 18 '26

the premium shit is like 22 bucks in europe. per month.

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u/throwaway900123456 Jul 18 '26

I think thats what the highest tier of gamepass costs, but you could always just buy the games for your console like you do for steam.

You do need the $10 per month or $75 per year subscription to play online with most consoles.

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u/QuantumVexation Jul 18 '26

Let’s be honest if Valve offered carts Blanche access to the same number of games at the same monthly price people would pay it

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u/AquaBits Jul 18 '26

Isnt rocket league free? So you dont need to pay for online for it on consoles either.

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u/Special-Remove-3294 Jul 18 '26

If you want to play online at least on PS5 you need to pay for some subscription thingy. Idk what it is called since I only use my PS5 for single player games but I do know multiplayer is not free.

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u/56kul Jul 18 '26

While I do agree those subscriptions on consoles are awful, can we at least be honest about the pricing? That’s not how much it costs to access online there.

Nintendo, for example, charges $20 per year. Still terrible that they charge for it, but that’s literally 15x less than what you claimed.

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u/AnliDota Jul 18 '26

Blue check mark Twitter account post something stupid 😱

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u/delicious_sunlight Jul 18 '26

Power and display. What else would you need?

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u/elbowknees Jul 18 '26

Ethernet

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u/delicious_sunlight Jul 18 '26

I don't have friends

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u/thomas_tnc Jul 18 '26

And how about downloading games?

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u/mighty_Ingvar Jul 18 '26 edited Jul 18 '26

Real men stare at the home screen for five hours instead of downloading games

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u/PigletSea6193 Jul 18 '26

Me downloading an update with slow internet for a game on my PS3

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u/Dreadfulear2 Jul 18 '26

Me and my friends discussing what to play for an hour minimum. Real gamer shit right there 

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u/Pipe_Mountain Jul 18 '26

Threw in a fun fact for it

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u/jiaai321 Jul 18 '26

Ethernet is just direct contention to your internet not a lan cable which is used to connect two devices

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u/President-Lonestar Jul 18 '26

Mouse, keyboard, headset, ethernet or a wifi adapter

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u/chuzambs Jul 18 '26

The water pipe for the Nespresso port, obviously

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u/Ninhau Jul 18 '26

Someone thought it was revolutionary because of the cables? Are they mentally challenged?? That’s the special part?

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u/schmurfy2 Jul 18 '26

Since when the number of cables behind anything is a good metric to compare something ? 😑

Maybe we should compare the number of leds next.

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u/DredgenSergik Jul 18 '26

For people trying to justify spending more than a grand on an underpowered pc, I guess it is

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u/ZachyWacky0 Jul 19 '26

Lol literally any computer that supports Bluetooth and WiFi can do this

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u/EngagedInConvexation Jul 18 '26

All hail the (digital only) console!

Wait...

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u/Kwabi Jul 18 '26

To be fair, because it is essentially a PC, you could buy your games on GoG instead and make offline copies on physical hardware (your NAS, an USB-Stick or whatever. Even discs if you really wanted to).

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u/berball Jul 18 '26

Did you know you can turn your TV on with it? Absolutely wild!

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u/Circo_Inhumanitas Jul 18 '26 edited Jul 18 '26

That's also a basic function on consoles nowadays but yeah it's cool.

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u/looperkooper1327 Jul 18 '26

Ethernet cable please 😮‍💨

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u/Crimson_Burak Jul 18 '26

Steam machine is a pc. People are dumb I guess...

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u/LimpConversation642 Jul 18 '26

well he is a console player what did you expect

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u/DCSmaug Jul 18 '26

And not a very good one at that

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u/j0an_k Jul 18 '26

For the sake of latency please plug the LAN cable

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u/falloutvaultboy Jul 18 '26

Not using an Ethernet cable for gaming is certainly a choice...

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u/Due_Team5950 Jul 18 '26

Sucks the controller isnt included😂😂😂

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u/L3wd1emon Jul 19 '26

That's all it takes to set up a pre built too. Everything is pre installed

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u/just_gonna_send_er Jul 19 '26

You could argue even most PCs are the same if you’re just playing on a TV

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u/Plastic-Mine3290 Jul 18 '26

Still prefer mine

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u/Level0Up Jul 18 '26

What are you guys doing with your cables that it's such a hassle for you? You just plug them in or remove them, it can't be that hard?

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u/Secure-Advertising-9 Jul 18 '26

Same amount as PC too, if bluetooth keyboard & mouse.

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u/AgeAtomic Jul 18 '26

You can also do this with a PC tower

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u/Parking-Intern3296 Jul 18 '26

Do Display and Power via USB C from the built in power supply of a TV. Then you'll win.

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u/RabbitWithAxe Jul 18 '26

depending on your setup this could apply to any PC (as long as were allowing Bluetooth receivers to not be counted)

It's weird seeing this level of glazing for the Steam Machine when the Steam Deck had nowhere near as much glaze despite being way more impressive on release..

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u/F34RN0P41N Jul 18 '26

Yeah except it's not a console it's a PC

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u/generalpooor Jul 18 '26

Tyler Price gotta be the number 1 dickrider of Valve lol.

Just stop, this shit is an overpriced PS4. Love Steam but this ain't it.

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u/InsaneDOM Jul 18 '26

Do you have a steam machine OP?

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u/PorkTuckedly Jul 19 '26

A Valve parasocialist not glazing anything they do or make? Impossible. You might as well tell Nintendo to lower the price of Mario Tennis Fever so more people will buy it.

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u/profchaos111 Jul 19 '26

I wouldn't want to run any console over wi-fi though even my PlayStation and switch are connected via ethernet 

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u/daHaus Jul 19 '26

who cares, I'm not their dad

they can say whatever they want

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u/G7Scanlines Jul 18 '26

Yeah, at no point was the original comparing to consoles. It's comparing it to a regular PC.

Try harder.

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u/VolkiharVanHelsing Jul 18 '26

Doesn't gaming laptop have better price/performance ? Especially if you don't have the display already for Steam Machine?

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u/GARGEAN Jul 18 '26

By far most PC things have better price/performance. Proper desktop prebuilds can easily get 60%+ performance overhead for the same price, so not even the same ballpark.

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u/Isotomayor12 Jul 18 '26

Try doing regular pc things without a keyboard, mouse, or audio output.

2 cables is the bare minimum any computer needs for power and to output to display.

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u/NeonsShadow Jul 18 '26

You can do the exact same thing on a regular PC it's not special. Normal PCs support Bluetooth but there isn't a point on using Bluetooth if you are keeping the computer stationary.

All you need on any computer is the power and video cable if it supports wifi and Bluetooth which any computer can either in the motherboard or by slotting in a $20 PCIe card if your PC is from 2008 and doesn't have it already

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u/Wonderful_Ratio_1022 Jul 18 '26

Bros mad over computer cables

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u/tenchigaeshi Jul 18 '26

That's why this got upvoted to the top of the sub, right? Have you just not been here since the release of this thing? I see way more people whining about "glazers" than I see glazers.

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u/SheepherderSilver655 Jul 18 '26

Gonna run that thing on wifi? Lol. Certainly a choice.

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u/Arminius1234567 Jul 18 '26

What glazing?

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u/imVexx Jul 18 '26 edited Jul 18 '26

So how is this bad? Why are we treating Tyler Price's tweet like it's glazing and not just him being happy about that aspect of it compared to his previous setup? No where in the tweet does he say it's something revolutionary. Are we really just upset because people are happy about something that doesn't meet our standards of happiness?

It's like seeing someone express joy over a $20 bill found on the ground outside and scoffing at them because it wasn't a $100. The kind of people to gate keep happiness must be miserable.

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u/TypicallyThomas Jul 18 '26

Why does this bother you so much?

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u/RebulahConundrum Jul 18 '26

Except it's a PC, which usually has a few more cables

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u/Bitter_Position791 Jul 18 '26

my laptop only needs 1 cable unless that doesn't count as a pc

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u/DaSauceBawss Jul 18 '26

More expensive than a PS5 pro, less powerful and the controller is sold separately lmao.

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u/toramanlis Jul 18 '26

consile users pretending like PCs don't exist. maybe they genuinely think that though. why else would you buy a console

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u/Monk_The_Banana_Scug Jul 18 '26

Bruh imagine bragging on how little cables you need... those people would get a stroke after seeing my setup...

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u/56kul Jul 18 '26

Why the HDDs rack? If it’s for long-term storage, why not get a dedicated NAS?

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u/Monk_The_Banana_Scug Jul 18 '26

It's a homemade JBOD, it uses SAS cables, a 40 buck SAS card from Ebay, an acrylic frame and rubberised screws from AliExpress, plus a Noctua fan and a controller. Sata power comes from inside the PC and goes outside from the back. All in all it cost me like 150€ for the whole thing. The reason I didn't just get a NAS is that I normally use the files for seeding torrents, I never feel the need to look for files on my HDDs from far away, normally I put them in drive temporarily and then delete once on my phone. The entire rack plus HDD inside my PC is a total of like 34TB.

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u/Axelpanic Jul 18 '26

That’s what I got on my itx pc. Unless I want to add Ethernet rather than WiFi.

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u/TheFluri Jul 18 '26

But the sweet part is that weird playstation/xbox is also a linux pc

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u/Milk-Lizard Jul 18 '26

All my consoles have 3 cables. Fuck Wifi.

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u/Salt-Willingness-513 Jul 18 '26

unless you want 8bitdo or any other controller with proprietary usb dongles to work properly, or want stable internet, or want mouse and keyboard in bios, then yea

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u/PhysicallyTender Jul 18 '26

But can a console exit the console UI/enter desktop mode and do everything a PC does?

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u/allocallocalloc Jul 18 '26

Wii and Wii U: Allow us to introduce ourselves

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u/Frankie__Spankie Jul 18 '26

Who's treating the Steam Machine like it's revolutionary? Everyone knew it was going to be a weak PC.

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u/Normal-Tear864 Jul 18 '26

IPhone users when their "new" charging cable works on literally every other electronic

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u/Ok_Adhesiveness_9323 Jul 18 '26

Its litteraly just a regular ass mini pc with cec and abit of tageted steamos development(it runs great on other amd systems)

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u/Ill-Remote437 Jul 18 '26

It’s cause they’re comparing it to a PC. But they don’t understand a PC meant for at the desk tends to have more accessories than a of meant for the couch.

My mini PC or othe TV computer has power, HDMI, and maybe a few wireless dongles. My pc at the desk has power, hdmi, display port, mouse/keyboard, usb dac, etc. they are trying to glaze a little I guess

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u/guyver_dio Jul 18 '26

You can do 2 cables with a pc too

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u/Hopperj6 Jul 18 '26

All it takes is a power cord and an hdmi cable? How is that even possible?