r/Stepdadreflexes • • Nov 05 '25

Big OOF Let me just get out of the way...

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u/Patte_Blanche Nov 06 '25

"wow, this high velocity pumpkin is going straight toward me, better stay right there"

What an idiot.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '25

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u/TigerJoel Nov 06 '25

Already a gooner.

10

u/Jccali1214 Apr 10 '26

Man really said as he takes a timely step back "ha, just missed me!" ... And then he sees the child.

6

u/RebelElse Apr 20 '26

Somehow, a lot of people thought this was a good idea...

2

u/space_driiip Jul 17 '26

where's the edit where it's the wii strike sound pls I'm begging u