The "Big Bastard" Bloody Mary

[u/FoulBowelTowelDowel]

[u/qualityvote2]

u/FoulBowelTowelDowel, your food is indeed stupid and it fits our subreddit!

[u/Bhazor]

I fucking hate influencerisms so goddamn much. The pointing, the stage shouting, the catchphrases, the fake shocked face, the one bite head bang, all of it just screams insincere childrens tv presenter.

[u/Impossible_Horsemeat → u/Bhazor]

It is so obnoxious watching them eat.

How do these idiots have fans?

[u/Direct-Resolution377 → u/Impossible_Horsemeat]

In the future they will all just follow each other and be some weird insular economy. 

[u/msguider → u/Direct-Resolution377]

And the future just gets weirder after that.

[u/MinimumPassenger5925 → u/msguider]

Uhhh we are living that future, it's called 2026. You did this.

[u/sheet_wizard → u/Impossible_Horsemeat]

🙋‍♀️ me! she is really nice in real life (we are not friends or anything where she would make me say this). This is what gets views, it is harmless, and it highlights a local business.

[u/Impossible_Horsemeat → u/sheet_wizard]

Check out Nostradamus over here

[u/sheet_wizard → u/Impossible_Horsemeat]

Ok? The video reached you too, and you are interacting with it lol. I refuse to waste my life hating on harmless things.

[u/Grouchy_Wolverine416 → u/Bhazor]

Not to forget all the garbage they try to show off in their video's, video up here is just a bunch of random shit thrown together for views on tikok... I would never in my entire life order something like this, i'd rather just buy the burger with some fries on the side like a normal person..

[u/Senior_Ability_4001 → u/Grouchy_Wolverine416]

I did a Bloody Mary tour in SF over 10 years ago. It was just me and my friends progressively getting more drunk having Bloody Marys all over town. The craziest one was a slim Jim as garnish. 10/10 would do again

[u/Total_Tumbleweed_870 → u/Bhazor]

"Hey guys!" I never thought I'd live to see the day where those two words annoy me as much they do.

[u/lenorefosterwallace → u/Bhazor]

Same! And I hate the food organims

[u/powermonkey123]

What would happen if they put the food on a plate and keep only the drink in the glass? Wouldn't that be more convenient? Or is the majority of population wrong?

[u/housevil → u/powermonkey123]

Part of the fun is the spectacle and the presentation of having all the food riding on the beverage. Not for everyone. But it looks pretty crazy and fun if you like bloody Mary's.

[u/Ok_Star_4136 → u/powermonkey123]

Hence the "stupid food" part.

I think it must taste great, just that it's a little gimmicky.

[u/ST0IC_ → u/powermonkey123]

I know this is going to be a very unpopular opinion, but you could always ask them for a plate.

[u/Life-Landscape5689 → u/powermonkey123]

You KNOW there is at least one of these that rings up every week as

“Mega Bloody Mary

*See server”

And the see server is that everything goes on a plate and just the mary in the cup. If I have customers doing that for nachos and burgers I know there doing it with this abomination too

[u/maiL_spelled_bckwrds → u/powermonkey123]

Join us r/wewantplates

[u/powermonkey123 → u/maiL_spelled_bckwrds]

omg this is hilarious!

[u/meerkatbollocks]

That's not a Bloody Marie, that's a Bloody Shame

[u/Phantom_0347 → u/meerkatbollocks]

You’re right, it’s not a Bloody Marie

[u/KenraScar]

Super stupid. But if I saw it on the menu I might just try it.

[u/MarlboloMan666 → u/KenraScar]

I want one so badly. Hahaha 😆

[u/rivertpostie → u/KenraScar]

https://giphy.com/gifs/s239QJIh56sRW

[u/heanbangerfacerip2]

There is nothing less appetising than the way people eat when they want to make something look good.

[u/cuzitsthere]

Absolutely stupid food, absolutely overpriced, absolutely should be on a plate with a glass next to it... Everyone here is correct.

...... But...

[u/StupidFood-ModTeam → u/[deleted]]

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[u/sheet_wizard → u/[deleted]]

You are rude and mean. Don’t call women twats please, it’s very problematic. 

[u/Garchompisbestboi → u/sheet_wizard]

But you're okay with calling men twats?

[u/sheet_wizard → u/Garchompisbestboi]

Are your arms really long because that is a reach. 

I actually wouldn’t recommend calling anyone a twat for something like this because it’s lame and makes you seem pathetic.  

Also- a quick google search would have shown why you lose this so called bet. She has way more followers than that and businesses promote her content on their pages for a reason. Zelle or Venmo works best for me! 

[u/Garchompisbestboi → u/sheet_wizard]

Hmm okay well I appreciate the concern, I apologise for calling the woman in the video a twat then. I'll amend my original comment to call her a cunt instead. Hope this helps!

[u/sheet_wizard → u/Garchompisbestboi]

lol it was removed by the moderator you loser. It’s a Bloody Mary don’t get all worked up 

[u/Adventurous_Flow_737]

No. Don’t move your hand like that. It doesn’t transform the moment into something “cool.”

[u/OpportunityReal2767]

Somebody's been visiting Wisconsin. (I know this place is in California, but as a neighbor of Wisconsin, I'm all too familiar with these bloody Marys, though this is even more over-the-top than I see. Next, check out the Solly's butterburger and how much damned butter they put on it.)

[u/_pipoca]

In the future this type of waste will be banned

[u/Rey_Mezcalero → u/_pipoca]

This is highly probably to be consumed.

I know what you mean with the dessert monstrosities that no way people eating it all and it’s all right in the trash after the pics taken

[u/SparklyLeo_ → u/_pipoca]

I mean I think this is definitely stupid food but why do you assume it’s wasted? I’d eat finish it later or the next day

[u/Hydrolt → u/SparklyLeo_]

Very true, but I get the feeling they made this concoction for the influencers, who, I would assume, by large will not eat a significant portion or take it home. Purely basing it off of how they act in general, I feel the “I’m a shitty person” vibe they tend to give off translates across the board.

[u/Codex_Absurdum → u/_pipoca]

I bet not for the riches my friend

But the poor will be eating rationed meals of 3d printed lab-grown steaks

[u/lowellbebe → u/_pipoca]

It needs to be done now sirr.. more people dying of hunger already!

[u/jewboyfresh → u/_pipoca]

Waste?

I’d eat that for brunch, and drink the whole thing

[u/LegacyQuotient → u/_pipoca]

It's not really wasteful. It's for multiple people.

[u/Cool-Pineapple-8373 → u/_pipoca]

I'd never buy one of these, but it's no different than buying a couple drinks with dinner.

It's not getting wasted for two reasons:

• this "drink" is expensive ($70) so people are likely to take whatever they don't eat home with them.
• this "drink" apparently utilizes an entire bottle of vodka and is not meant to be consumed by one person.

[u/PureXEye → u/_pipoca]

100% she did not finish this meal. All for the sake of social media.

[u/tsgoinon]

"Hey what do you do for work?"

"Sentient billboard"

[u/Direct-Resolution377]

The emotes she does after every bite is probably the stupidest part of all the video. Actually her entire demeanour and aura is terribly off putting. 

[u/pattydickens]

I would get drunk first, then pack all of that shit in a to go box and eat for the next 3 days at home.

[u/Alternative_Swan_497]

Is it stupid? Absolutely. But it's not hurting anyone, and as long as everything gets eaten who cares. Generally speaking, I'm in full support of gimmicky garnishes on a Bloody Mary. Almost makes me miss drinking.

[u/MustyBalone]

Looks great, but Sobelmans is better.

[u/TheRealGosp → u/MustyBalone]

A Bloody Sobelmans? Never heard of that.

[u/Fabulous_Log844 → u/MustyBalone]

In Milwaukee?

[u/MustyBalone → u/Fabulous_Log844]

Oh yeah.

[u/thriftstoremando → u/MustyBalone]

I'm more of a Wicked Hop guy... but I agree that there's a reason Sobelman's is so popular.

[u/ButtNutBerry]

I love Bloody Marys , I HATE what they have become.

[u/mrobvious64]

goofy ass shit

[u/Gxryun]

https://giphy.com/gifs/MbvV7IVJvNu3Qskwg2

[u/Holy-Cancer]

‘MURICA!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/5xtDarFaNMlK6RrLfQk

[u/LookAtMyUnderbite]

Bruh I just wanted a drink

[u/ElectricBuckeye]

I never understood this trend of giant Bloody Mary's full of food and shit. Just give me the damn drink and maybe a pickle slice or celery.

[u/IM1UR12]

Who the hell wants this monstrocity ?

[u/Personal_Carry_7029]

but it has good Reviews 4.4* from 700 Reviews And they have a menue for dogs

[u/br0ast]

The stupidest thing about these is the amount of food. That's enough food for 4 people and there's always just one person eating it

[u/weird0-]

Dishwasher got fired.

[u/Greywolf9883]

Bloody Mary to wash all that down is 🤢🤢🤮🤮

[u/NeuromancyIndustries]

I'm so in hate with this woman

[u/sheet_wizard → u/NeuromancyIndustries]

Maybe look into that a bit. Very weird. Internalized misogyny is a real thing. 

[u/StupidFood-ModTeam → u/[deleted]]

Your comment/post was removed because it’s a violation of Rule 2.

We don’t like uncivil behavior in our sub and don’t tolerate people who engage in hateful or rude behavior.

Comments similar to the following will be removed:

• "White people issues/food"
• "Typical for India"
• "Woman's place in the kitchen"
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Be nice to each other.

[u/sheet_wizard → u/sheet_wizard]

I said what I said! Very pick me behavior. 

[u/Tytan777]

She didn't even finish it

[u/EchoPhi]

I don't know if this is stupid, seems more like standard "let's do some silly shit people!" type of deal. The food looks good and it sounded like a "to share" since there's a smaller one for less people. I get "it's your 21st birthday, LET'S PARTY!" vibes. I'm going to allow it.

[u/AsideLost]

Dry ass looking burger

[u/NewEnglandRoastBeef → u/AsideLost]

But, she made that "itsogood" face and dumb ass point. Are you positive that her burger is awful?

[u/Benaba_sc]

I live in Scotts Valley, but didn’t know Bruno’s had this.
Next time I go to Bruno’s, I’ll be sure not to get this bullshit

[u/Officer_HotDog]

Does anyone know where this is? I have a friend on a quest to find the best bloody Mary either food n shit. As long as its in the states.

[u/carrotjuice → u/Officer_HotDog]

This is at Bruno's in Scotts Valley, California. Bay Area near Santa Cruz.

[u/ZuStorm93]

This honestly looks pretty tame. Ironically not the biggest one ive seen in this sub...

[u/meow_gifs_please]

Don't give the plank guy any ideas

[u/Devilish_Dose]

I’d spend 20minutes taking pictures and 5minutes wondering how to eat it

[u/MiccioC]

It’s stupid as heck, but damn I’d definitely enjoy it.

[u/Odd-Fun-6042]

The people posting these videos are stupid. The bloody itself is friggin amazing. I wish there was a place that made these where I went to school. Pool our resources, grease bomb food and some of the hair o' the dog? Hell yeah.

[u/Electrical-Moment700]

They forgot the vodka

[u/Actual_Bet6584]

I'm gonna need more alcohol with all those carbs...just sayin

[u/IAmNotMyName]

Mmm I love cold food fast food on a stick

[u/EnglishFan643]

Holy codfish!!!

[u/Disastrous-Rutabaga9]

She is definitely constipated

[u/LegacyQuotient]

The influencer is annoying, but there is a whole following for these loaded Bloody Marys. When I was at a beachside restaurant, it was our most frequent request received.

They do competitions around the country with these over the top drinks.

[u/juliej0hns0n]

OMG, where do you begin?

[u/CM901]

Just make sure its not thin ketchup and Takka. I'll die on this hill: if you pour your soul into your craft, you won't have the need for flash and pizzazz. Especially when it comes to my favorite breakfast/bruch/dinner drink. You make a decent body Mary and at most you can garnish with an olive and a celery stick and that's only as a stirring utensil for people who drink slow enough for the ice to melt

[u/hornwalker]

She’s gonna have quite the shit later

[u/TheZan87]

It's just calling the whole meal a drink by putting it on top

[u/Better_Term_2784]

Run it through the Vitamix
https://giphy.com/gifs/7Lkqn2tHGylUMsdrIa

[u/DuckLIT122000]

If it was relatively cheap then hell yeah but I have a feeling it isnt

[u/solliemonster91]

https://giphy.com/gifs/dm0W35A7e2BHtx2v52

[u/twizmixer]

i hate it but the food actually looks good lol

[u/Daygone_Mustard]

With a KHOWL ass meal?

[u/CrossSoul]

The Drunk's Dinner

[u/Ehhitiswhatitis]

I know it's stupid and pointless but I'd be all over that.

[u/Shaking-a-tlfthr]

Would.

[u/GeorgeNada0316]

Only if it's only 30 bucks. Anything more than that is too much money. I can't even see horseradish or black peppers floating in the bloody Mary.

[u/Training-Belt-7318 → u/GeorgeNada0316]

It's gotta be over 100 bucks. It's the size of like 3 bloody marys and has like 2 meals on top. I'd just rather have the food on a plate though.

[u/AwkwardExcitementHuh]

Im in like Flynn for the win

[u/StephieRee]

I can't wait for this to go out of style

[u/TheDemon0fLife]

Okay... I have to be starving and thirsty like a MF to give this a shot 😭

[u/Quiet-Guidance-4988]

That will be 150$ thanks

[u/Significant-Banana54]

🤢

[u/TrainAccomplished606]

Show me a restaurant where both the cooks and bartenders hate the out of touch management, and I will show you this bloody mary

[u/GSilky]

Couldn't you put various leftovers from other diner's plates in a bowl on the side of a bloody Mary?

[u/dredresmash]

So no one told you but somehow u made a video about the thing none told you about

[u/Issaquenaaaaaaaa]

No. Just no.

[u/nuclearrmt]

Somebody's underestimating the utility of a plate.

[u/Arne83]

I hate these so much...

[u/Impressive_Pin8761]

this is the first one of these that, while it is a drink with food stacked on it, is mostly just higher than average food portion

seeing how this has 2 straws i do believe this is a meal for 2 meaning it's just funny presentation

[u/Screwdriving_Hammer]

Video starts with a lie. I'm absolutely certain someone told her about this bloody mary.

[u/Ambitious_Today_8695]

Sooo...when did plates become a crime?

[u/VoidMunashii]

This looks like a fun thing to do for a video provided you have two or three people with you to help consume all of it. It’s spectacle, not sensible.

[u/JabbasPetRancor]

It's why Americans are obese

[u/rubberysubby]

That is vile

[u/Mxhmoud]

How is this a drink

[u/Wulph422]

Ew.

[u/outside_cat]

https://giphy.com/gifs/NUZ5OqHdbknHa

[u/skaarface2]

What does that even cost?

[u/WIBadgersFan83]

Dumb, but a gimmick ran by many tourist/sports bars

[u/Legend_Videos]

This is in scotts valley?? This isn't stupid food!!! You buy a bloody Mary and get a whole meal included!!! Badass

[u/xxTiny6973xx]

It should of been called "blood clot Miranda" due to that much greasy food stacked on top.

[u/Odd-Fun-6042 → u/[deleted]]

I've seen some ridiculous Caesars that are almost as insane as this too y'know.

[u/Wild_Wasabi9984]

Only $70...