r/StupidFood • • 1d ago

Warning: Cringe alert!! So apparently Gatorade had an illicit lovechild with Swiss Miss

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Actual ad I encountered on Reddit.

It's an ad but it's nothing to do with me.

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago

u/The_Ursulant, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Salsalito_Turkey 1d ago

The name of Liquid IV always bothers the shit out of me. All IVs are liquid, except for Liquid IV, which is a powder.

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u/Temporary_Event8451 1d ago

It's a new fad. People, particularly alcoholics, just love finding some new product that supposedly extra hydrates you.

In general people have an obsession with being hydrated while also not just drinking water.

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u/ChunLisBoyToy 1d ago

Counterpoint: there's been extra emphasis on exercising and getting extra protein and such for a few years now, and new electrolyte drinks are a part of that. Athletes like these types of products because they need the extra electrolytes, and these are generally better than Gatorade or Powerade. Even people who don't actually need these like to think that they do, which is why they got so popular so quickly

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u/franky_reboot 1d ago

One of the few obsessions I can go with.

You're right though, I'd rather just have people drink fucking water.

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u/RoutineAd7185 6h ago

counterpoint: some people have pots and need so much sodium every day to exist!! some people are me!!

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u/InactiveMedusa 1d ago

Mabye I'm a cataclysmic moron but this isn't stupid.

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u/Arne83 Here for stupid food, not stupid people 1d ago

It's probably just normal hot chocolate mix with a bit of salt added to it.

Which, honestly... chocolate with salt is pretty good.

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u/PookiePillowhead 1d ago

yeah right? I was guess its just salty chocolate flavor. Could be good, or it could be too salty.

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u/SussyBloxdSkins 1d ago

It's got what plants crave

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u/nudniksphilkes 1d ago

How can it be stupid? It has electrolytes.

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u/MelatoninFiend 1d ago

Nevermind how stupid it is for just one second.

What the fuck is that weird color-bar snaking its way through the bottom of the packaging right near the cup on the package? Did the generative AI have a seizure while trying to render that part of the image or what?

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u/burritoteam4000 1d ago

Some phone editing software has a pixelating brush. This looks like OP swiped it by accident after taking the screenshot, it genuinely happens sometimes. It's just a brush smudge like with ms paint.

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u/The_Ursulant 1d ago

I looked for the original screenshot but it's gone, and the cropped version no longer allows me to revert to the original. I think you're probably right, though. I would have noticed it on the original, and I certainly didn't do it intentionally. Ah well.

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u/Hydrolt 1d ago

Looks like they uploaded a swatch sample for the ad lol. It left it in I guess?

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u/oreoman1452 1d ago

Cant hear swiss miss without thinking about "Swiss miss instant piss " https://youtu.be/Gxbmvud_SvQ?is=kHHoOloTwY7tTbBf

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u/MaximumHeresy 1d ago

The kerning on that font. I saw "MADE WITH anal cocoa"

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u/Funkey-Monkey-420 1d ago

ngl i’d try it out of pure morbid curiosity

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u/Leather_Network4743 1d ago

Liquid IV tastes disgusting to begin with. This sounds heinous.

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u/Arthur-reborn 1d ago

My wife sorts packages for ups and swears by regular liquid iv... Once the holiday starts she does driver assistant until Xmas. Usually she takes a thermos of hot chocolate. She might actually get some of this...

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u/Hydrolt 1d ago

Or you could drink water and have a somewhat balanced meal, but sure, pay extra to optimize every calorie if that’s what you want. I just eat food and drink water, but that’s just me.

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u/northcascadekittycat 1d ago

Revolt! Hydrate! Hydrolt!

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u/Moonshinin4Me 1d ago

I am guessing you have never drank any Swiss Miss or any other powdered hot cocoa mix? NesQuik? They taste like absolute ass compared to real hot cocoa, but this isn't unique.

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u/The_Ursulant 1d ago

I have drunk several varieties of Swiss Miss, and hot chocolate all over Europe. My favorite is unquestionably the thick style I found in Slovakia. I opted for Swiss Miss in the title exactly because it takes like ass; it fit my impression of the product in the ad.

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u/Moonshinin4Me 1d ago

Makes more sense. I bet the LiquidIV version tastes like ass too. The powdered stuff always tastes like ass.

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u/Oddish_Femboy 1d ago

Why would this be limited edition?

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u/gilligan1050 10h ago

NGL as someone who works outside and at a very physical job, this actually sounds nice in the winter. I’m really bad about drinking water when it’s cold outside.

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u/heanbangerfacerip2 3h ago

I work in cold weather this sounds awesome

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u/Yabakunaiyoooo 1d ago

People will do anything but drink water. lol