r/SweatyPalms • • 4d ago

Stunts & tricks Skiing down a steep slope

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u/qualityvote2 4d ago edited 3d ago

Congratulations u/56000hp, your post does fit at r/SweatyPalms!

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u/brick_gnarlson 4d ago

Putting the end at the beginning of the video is for idiots.

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u/Kidney__Failure 4d ago

I was just wondering about that. What’s the deal? Is it because people have such short attention spans now that you have to put the major thing at the beginning to hook them?

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u/brick_gnarlson 4d ago

Yes. It's for tiktokers, those people are fucked.

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u/SmokeAbeer 3d ago

I thought there was a bug on my screen.

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u/Ordinary_dude_NOT 3d ago

It’s been a trend for a while. Sometimes they will even put an AI edited version of that clip in the beginning which will not even appear till the end.

Just a way to keep people hooked for watching the whole thing.

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u/wtfVlad 4d ago

Yep. You can think of it like a "teaser" for what youre about to watch in 2 seconds.

Complete waste.

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u/BurningPenguin 3d ago

We live in a time where people are using AI to write their fucking grocery list. I'm not surprised anymore...

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u/madgoat 2d ago

That's a great idea, I hate deciding what I need at the groceries. Now, I just need a robot to fetch my list items, and also eat it for me.

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u/not_gerg 3d ago

It's not necessarily that people won't watch the video at all, like some people here will say, but its more so that it's been shown to happen

Reels are about an attention thing, the most you get someone's attention, the better the pay off. So every trend that you see is another trick to keep someone attention. That's things like those 1 word captions, an increasing amount of compilation videos, ai narration, and obviously the "preview" you're seeing here

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u/MrNiinjaGuy 2d ago

Yes we know WHY people do it. It's still for idiots.

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u/not_gerg 2d ago

Not necessarily. It's made to play on people's brain

It doesn't matter if you're smart or dumb, can see through it or not, it still manipulates your attention, whether you realize it or not

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u/Tmmrn 1d ago

It only manipulates me into instantly downvoting every single shitty edit people post on reddit.

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u/Tapeworm1979 1d ago

It bassically links the video for repeats. More often that not by the time you get to the end, you have forgotten what brought you there. So you play it again to watch the very end as it stopped just short of the but at the start. Which increases the views.

At least that seems to be the Instagram trick.

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u/narutonaruto 3d ago

I always immediately scroll away. It makes me feel like they think I’m stupid

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u/Peek_e 3d ago

Remember not to scroll away before leaving a downvote!

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u/ediks 3d ago

Always a down vote... always. Same with stupid music.

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u/The-King-of-Cartoons 3d ago

I’m so sick of this shit. Literally no one likes it, it’s all just in the name of the fucking almighty algorithm

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u/MrNiinjaGuy 2d ago

If the algorithm is promoting it then it means a ton of people (idiots) do like it.

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u/immagetchu 4d ago

This new brainrot trend of putting a second from the middle of the video at the beginning needs to die yesterday

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u/johnb0z 4d ago

Like how now movie trailers now have mini trailers before they start. Like seriously, just watch something and be surprised once in a while.

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u/CompetitiveSport1 3d ago

"trailer... starts... NOW"

clicks away out of annoyance

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u/Volsnug 3d ago

A symptom of ever decreasing attention spans

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u/MartyMacGyver 3d ago

It's like hearing the punchline before the joke.

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u/deletetemptemp 3d ago

That’s the TikTok scroll. They need you snap your attention in the .5 seconds people are watching

Brain rotting indeed

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u/goose_gladwell 3d ago

Almost as bad as the trend of it being the first goddamn comment everytime

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u/Glass-Court8851 4d ago

nah that shit was funny af

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u/madgoat 3d ago

why would the second guy try that when he saw the first guy flipping all the way down at the beginning of the video?

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u/b3_yourself 3d ago

Where else was he supposed to go?

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u/madgoat 3d ago

Take a heli back down, check on the first guy.

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u/CaptainFoyle 3d ago

Why do you think he did?

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u/Chrono_Convoy 4d ago

If you French Fry when you’re supposed to Pizza

You’re gonna have a bad time

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u/ljanus245 4d ago

We're gonna need a mon-tage!

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u/DreadPiratteRoberts 4d ago edited 3d ago

...put some tussin on it!!

Edit: I'm referencing Chris Rock's bit about Robitussin lol

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u/Outrageous-Grass-892 4d ago

Better than maple syrup!

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u/CreeepyUncle 4d ago

Add some water, and…

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u/dingoman24 3d ago edited 3d ago

If you've ever had that happen to you, you can feel it just by watching the video. Utter helplessness. You cant stop, it doesnt hurt when the snow is soft its like you're caught up in a tornado of flips and when it finally stops and you didnt hit anything the relief is like nothing else.

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u/buttermelonMilkjam 3d ago

...uTTer helplessness.

(no cows involved)

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u/dingoman24 3d ago

Ah ha thank you kind sir

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u/T_Noctambulist 4d ago

I can't believe he stopped the tomahawk fall that quickly, once you get the rotational momentum like that you usually have to hit a tree or another mountain to stop.

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u/Usual_Office_1740 4d ago

Is that seriously the term for that kind of fall and what are the chances this guy is uninjured because it looks like he should be dead.

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u/Jrodicon 4d ago

I used to do a fair amount of big mountain skiing, I’ve tomahawked my fair share of times. When the snow is nice and soft like in the OP then it really doesn’t hurt much at all. If you hit rocks that’s bad news, but the actual rag dolling is actually the safest way to tumble, keep everything loose. As I’ve gotten a bit older I could see throwing my back out doing something like that now, but in my 20s I never worried about that.

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u/Bobbi_fettucini 3d ago

One year when I worked up at the ski hill we built a hit off the side of this cat track, the side we were jumping off was so steep you’d be catching like 50ft of air but the snow was so deep there was no consequences, it was so much fun

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u/fifteentango88 3d ago

Fall damage is turned off in that kind of snow.

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u/T_Noctambulist 4d ago

I've seen it called that several times over the last decade or so, but maybe it has another name? I remember an old video of a dog following a skier that went into a full spin like that and just disappeared down the mountain.

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u/Usual_Office_1740 4d ago

This seems like a fall that often ends with a free helicopter ride. I hope it happens infrequently.

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u/AngryDerf 4d ago

Those helicopter rides are free? I thought they got home from the hospital to a massive bill in the mailbox.

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u/Usual_Office_1740 4d ago

That's just a certificate of achievement with a score. High score wins a free pony to be delivered at a later date.

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u/hellinahandbasket127 3d ago

It depends what country you’re in at the time.

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u/Ghostdragon471 4d ago

The chances for him to be completely uninjured is very small, as for the name, I have no idea. It looks fitting.

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u/t-pollack 4d ago

They didn't post it, but he got up, attempted it again and nailed it. He was all good.

Edit: our boy Marcus G

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u/Usual_Office_1740 4d ago

It does look fitting. I read further down that snow is soft. Hopefully there are no hidden rocks or hard things. I watched the skier flip his hood back and was flabbergasted that his arms worked.

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u/letitgrowonme 3d ago

Quick question. Are you unfamiliar with snow?

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u/Usual_Office_1740 3d ago

I'm familiar with snow. I have zero experience with snow at that kind of altitude. I don't go in for winter sports of any kind. I assumed snow up there would be hard. It gets hard and crusty were I live sometimes.

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u/johnnylemon95 3d ago

Fresh powder, as that looked, is indeed quite soft.

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u/McGeeze 3d ago

You hear about scorpion-ing

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u/HystericalGD 4d ago

it looks to me like he got lucky enough to land on his feet and react in time, bending his knees killing his momentum

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u/Leetmouse 4d ago

Go that way really fast. If something gets in your way, Turn.

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u/PaganFarmhouse 4d ago

I want my two dollars

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u/CreeepyUncle 4d ago

“Hey Timmy, I’m sorry your mom blew up.”

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u/sik_dik 3d ago

I mean, people die down there. And dying when you’re not really sick is really sick, you know? Really!

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u/oldschool_potato 2d ago

Booger on a ski slope is always amusing

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u/Oldmate81 4d ago

Physics bitch!

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u/Outrageous-Grass-892 4d ago

Did you get that barrel of methylamine?

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u/mindless2831 4d ago

I can not imagine how dizzy this person was after that. 20 years old, no biggie, now I would be puking for a week.

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u/pianomasian 3d ago

Still not as fast as that older lady who started spinning while being rescued by helicopter.

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u/boobajoob 4d ago

Oh to be 20 again

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u/CreeepyUncle 4d ago

And…cue the avalanche.

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u/ghillieinthemist417 3d ago

If you put the end of the video first, you’re gonna have a bad time

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u/CampingCats90 3d ago

Are those pro level gymnastic tumbles really skiing at this point. 😂

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u/goblinwitch95 4d ago

How does one not die from this?

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u/rirski 4d ago

The snow was soft and they got lucky.

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u/Fogwaveeee 4d ago

One covered rock in his path and he would’ve been fucked

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u/samjhandwich 4d ago

You gotta pay to play

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u/fmaz008 3d ago

There is almost no impact, and the very little there is is heavily absorbed by the very soft snow.

The most painful part was probably the landing leading to losing the skis, as the skis for this have a high DIN and landing in your skis will spread the load accross a bigger surface, the skis becoming a firmer surface. (Imagine diving in water vs diving into a piece of 4x8 plywood floating on the water.

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u/beansandpeasandegg 3d ago

It looks worse than it is. Thats unridden powder snow on top of a well established base. Those spinning falls dont hurt in the slightest and unless you crash into a tree or go off a cliff its easy to come out unscathed.

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u/HairyMerkin69 3d ago

They're obviously a trained athlete. Did you not see the cartwheels they were doing?

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u/goblinwitch95 3d ago

No I am blind

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u/keithfantastic 4d ago

This is me on the bunny slope after a couple of drinks.

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u/Faithlessblakkcvlt 4d ago

That looks uncomfortable.

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u/Azipcoder 4d ago

“Go that way really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.”

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u/UrsusRenata 4d ago

Oh holy shit, I watched that movie tonight!

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u/slikwilly13 3d ago

I did this once, except through a shit load of trees. Somehow missed them all and I’m lucky to be alive

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u/far2deep 4d ago

You spin my head right round, right round

When you go down, when you go down

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u/CombustiblSquid 4d ago

Well he's about to find out if he has a hidden aneurysm or not.

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u/satanssweatycheeks 4d ago

Damn that’s a lot of flips.

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u/marshallandy83 3d ago

That's not skiing, that's falling with style!

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u/YoungDiscord 3d ago

Yo this your dog?

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u/stilllifebutwhy 3d ago

If snow were wet, he would be a big snowball

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u/Gomez-16 3d ago

My back hurts just watching this

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u/eat_your_veggiez 3d ago

Weeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

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u/iShotTh3Sheriff 3d ago

how is he not broken?

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u/Delicious_Pain_1 3d ago

Going to be a long walk down. He should have done what the second guy did and stayed on his skis. Any other time would be great to show off his flipping skills.

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u/MoinRot 1d ago

And the only thing that the guy thinks is "fuck, how do I get back to my skis?"

Edit: gotta love modern ski protection gear Saved my boarding butt more than once doing stupid stuff

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u/Digger_Pine 3d ago

Downvote for playing the middle at the beginning.

Fuck off with that shit.

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u/Quesabirria 4d ago

Ragdoll

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u/txhelgi 4d ago

I needed me some ragdoll tonight. And I got it!

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u/Over-Apartment2762 4d ago

So fucking worth it for the sick ass trick tho

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u/No_Pilot_9103 4d ago

pdpdpdpdpdpdpdpd

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u/SHOMERFUCKINGSHOBBAS 4d ago

Anybody count?

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u/Ok_Dog_4059 4d ago

Does this really count as skiing? I can't ski and I could tumble down a hill like this. Hell I have tumbled down steeper rock faces and flat salt lake beds.

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u/PaganFarmhouse 4d ago

And the agony of defeat

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u/t-pollack 4d ago edited 4d ago

Yall didn't even post the stomp of our boy??

Edit: The stomp

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u/keyonholman4 4d ago

Any injuries to report?

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u/Taco_Nights 4d ago

See, this is what happens when you don't give the edge a good pole whack, and yell "I'm the greatest skier on the hill!"

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u/bflatmatt 4d ago

My career!

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u/Free-Palpitation-718 4d ago

sorry, i had a laugh

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u/naturalXplorer 4d ago

Come on, TARS!

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u/BeTheBall- 4d ago

Hell of a trick.

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u/theunixman 3d ago

That’s not skiing.

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u/is-it-a-bot 3d ago

I feel a little bad for this thought, but I need to see this video is reverse so he's rapidly pinwheeling up the slope

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u/quitofilms 3d ago

That was expected

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u/SWIIIIIMS 3d ago

Anyone else wondering how in such a situation you get your ski back / or how you get the ski cleared that the next one isn't crashing into them ?

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u/Bobbi_fettucini 3d ago

Honestly I would love to ride down that, I wouldn’t be hitting no 360’s but damn would that fun to ride down

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u/Top_Meaning7972 3d ago

I will give his gymnastics an 8.4 because his execution lacked a clean dismount and the tumbling rotation was entirely unintentional

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u/Shrodingers_Dog 3d ago

YARD SALE!

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u/muser666 3d ago

"Skiing"

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u/JuriaanvanOostwaard 3d ago

Annie are you ok?

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u/EevelBob 3d ago

Great cart-wheel rotations at the end. 8.5/10!

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u/Gripazor 3d ago

1st word that person said after falling was "wooohooooo"

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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm 3d ago

Should have tucked to increase spin speed.

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u/InsertRadnamehere 3d ago

Say goodbye to that set of skis.

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u/beanis-man- 3d ago

11 head hits

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u/Ok-Pomegranate858 3d ago

He's very fortunate to be able to still move under his own power...

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u/huff_and_russ 3d ago

It's not the same without the music

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u/redwbl 3d ago

Epic tumble.

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u/jueidu 3d ago

“Weeeeeee hehehehhehe weeeeeeeeeee ehehehehhe”

-this guy, probably

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u/Ob1s_dark_side 3d ago

We've had Tony Hawk, now see Toma Hawk

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u/porkchopexpress310 3d ago

interesting strategy

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u/tibearius1123 3d ago

That wasn’t skiing! That was falling with style!

https://giphy.com/gifs/94uazwQVQqUV2

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u/DontMeanIt 3d ago

Sir, that’s not skiing.

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u/ROMMELBOT 3d ago

How do you like your extreme sport now? I love clips like this.

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u/Berryfly04 3d ago

Made me think of excite bike when you crash.

https://giphy.com/gifs/pV8PRCVM3dxTy

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u/Similar-Drawing-7513 3d ago

Should absolutely try out for US Gymnastics.

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u/Grade-Patient1463 3d ago

I was expecting him to glitch and be thrown into the atmosphere with supersonic speed.

Too much Skyrim, I guess... 

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u/MK544 3d ago

I really feel bad that I read the title as skipping down a steep slope and laughing

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u/Munda1 2d ago

Strange hobby

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u/Vermillion_V 2d ago

New favorite theme song unlocked:

Head over Heels

- Tear for Fears

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u/BocaSeniorsWsM 2d ago

The human body is frickin nuts in terms what it can absorb sometimes.

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u/RiseIfYouWould 2d ago

Wow is schummacher ok?

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u/ShadowCaster0476 2d ago

“Skiing”

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u/Mr_GrauHut 1d ago

Say it with me:

I wanna see somebody stupid go down a steep slope.

10x fast now.

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u/FromTheFoot 1d ago

I want my 2 dollars!!!!

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u/Lamarera8 4d ago

Everything is broken waist down

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u/ohiotechie 3d ago

Good way to end up in a wheelchair

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u/HystericalGD 4d ago

subtle forshadowing ahh post

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u/Alternative_Plan_823 4d ago

I used this clip back in 2005 or so in a fake commercial for Marketing class where our product was a kinetic powered phone (Kinnect!). I grew up skiing and went to college in a mountain town.

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u/GraphiteOxide 3d ago

There's an FPV drone bro- ain't noway

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u/t-pollack 4d ago

This is off MSP's new movie..

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u/Alternative_Plan_823 3d ago

Huh, it looks an awful lot like one from an old maybe Poor Boyz video of that era, although I don't remember him getting right back up and they probably weren't even trying a lot of 720s off natural hits like that back then. I mean, I used it because it looked just like this.