If there’s ever a Victim Complex Olympics, he’d be the ultimate champion hands down. He’s incredibly bitter just cuz he was bullied as a kid. Like dude, get over it. EVERYONE has been bullied at some point. He continuously tries to hide his bitterness behind a pessimistic, cynical, skeptical persona, but it only makes his cope more obvious. His hatred for birthdays is a prime example of this. He’s as stuck in the past as Taylor Swift, who continues to sing about the guys she dated 20 years ago.

He’s also incredibly selfish. He got pissed at Wolf when he was considering becoming good and went full-on guilt trip mode. (HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME, WOLF?!) Like dude, your friend is a grown ass adult who is free to make his own life choices. If you don’t like it, then too bad. I swear, Snake has undiagnosed Borderline Personality Disorder or something.

Bring on the downvotes. Y’all can’t change my mind.