r/TheReportOfTheWeek • u/woodyus • May 05 '26

VORW Reviewbrahs walking attire

Anyone who's listened to the latest podcast have the same thought as me that reviewbrah goes out covered in knives and guns when he goes on his walks after how he talked of making sure he has his weapons on himself for protection?

Don't mess with the brah!

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u/IssueBrilliant2569 May 05 '26

I think he's more a sword cane type.

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u/woodyus May 05 '26

That as well of course but he was very particular about describing the layering of his outfits being for the benefit of hiding his weapons!

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u/IssueBrilliant2569 May 05 '26

Maybe a classy Derringer and a stilleto.

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u/achaholic May 05 '26

I mean considering the issues he had several years back I understand his desire to have protection on him and being untrusting of people while being out and about. I think a lot of us found it funny that during one of his videos, the doorbell rang, he paused and came back holding a huge knife. Sadly I think that was a look into his thought process. Unexpected visitor could equal danger.

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u/okayokayokaysure May 05 '26

Thank you for sharing! John sure is full of surprises.

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u/NC_Ion May 05 '26

Reviewbrah a weapons master before GTA6.

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u/GinevraHermoine May 05 '26

Reviewbrah put extra skill points in Weapons Proficiency.

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u/SpellanBeauchamp May 09 '26

He’s also got the fingernails

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u/WatcherAnon May 28 '26

I was thinking brass knuckles for fisticuffs and a dueling pistol in case anyone slaps him with their glove

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u/deanjaph May 06 '26

One pistol is probably plenty. The part that worries me most is doing chores with a tie on. Would be safer with a clip on tie but I doubt he would consider that.

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u/Old_mystic May 06 '26

The guy needs an equalizer, he’d get manhandled by a big tween girl