We never had a cat.

[u/SquareHungry9022]

[u/post-explainer]

OP provided the following hint to where the cat is hiding:

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Below the cover.

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[u/werisefromourashes]

r/notmycat ?
r/PartTimeCat ?
r/nowmycat ?

[u/Tquilha]

That couch is way too comfortable to stay unoccupied...

[u/antisocialperson_]

window?

[u/SquareHungry9022 → u/antisocialperson_]

Just a plant ;)
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[u/SheGoesToEleven]

you do now!

[u/Blippy_Swipey]

Correction: you never realized that you had a cat.