Stupid Contrived Survival Stories

[u/MammothPenguin69]

1. 12 Feet Deep - Two idiots decide they absolutely positively MUST go swimming in a pool after it's closed. An incredibly contrived sequence of events happens so they get stuck in a pool. So the movie can happen.

2. Frozen (not that one) - Three idiots decide they absolutely positively MUST get on a ski-lift after it's closed. To the point of bribing the operator who for some stupid reason doesn't say anything. Do the movie can happen. Also, Wolves are not that aggressive. They are typically shy and avoid humans.

3. 47 Meters Down- Arguably the most believable scenario on this list. It's still really stupid.

4. Fall- Two idiots decide to climb an abandoned radio tower without proper equipment that would make escaping their predicament trivially easy. Stop me if you've heard this one before

so the movie can happen.

[u/ShanklyGates_2022]

Sharkferno

Buncha idiots clearly never saw Jaws and allowed a crazy land-shark-on-fire terrorize their resort because they didn’t listen to the local legends smh.

[u/Shadow_Huntix → u/ShanklyGates_2022]

This sounds terrible. Im gonna add it to my watch list.

[u/ShanklyGates_2022 → u/Shadow_Huntix]

Sorry, its just a bit of a joke. It’s like a 2.5min movie inside a video game called Trails through Daybreak 2 lol

[u/Shadow_Huntix → u/ShanklyGates_2022]

Oh trails, thats actually quite funny since im playing my way through the heros series via my own copies and borrowing from friends. So i guess ill see this eventually anyway