r/TopCharacterTropes • u/Better_Ad_512 • 13h ago

Characters (Loved trope) Thar robot doesn't have the right to be that hot

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SCORPIO - Star Wars

Elesh Norn - Magic The Gathering

Wagon - Toqger

And i'm talking about robots that actually look like robots. Not "androids" with perfectly human looks.

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u/Chaitywatt 13h ago

Assaultrons - Fallout

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u/MGDull 13h ago

Especially that 1 Assualtron that's a weapons vendor in Good Neighbor.

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u/HYPER_BRUH_ 13h ago

"I'm a woman baby."

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u/EnvironmentUnhappy62 11h ago

"Can't ya tell?"

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u/Cal_PCGW 12h ago

KLEO.
All other Assaultrons are fucking terrifying.

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u/Fuckyfuckfuckass 11h ago

Fun fact: Cut dialogue would've let you go on a date with an Assaultron (whether that was KL-E-0 or another one I'm unsure), and it would've been a whole quest where some people try to kill you, and she asks your thoughts about marriage.

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u/Cal_PCGW 11h ago

Ah but my heart belongs to Fisto.

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u/xanderholland 9h ago

ASSUME THE POSITION.

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u/SirCupcake_0 4h ago

Only my ass belongs to FISTO

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u/Icy-Gas-366 9h ago

I'll never forgive what they took from us.

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u/Canai97 7h ago

Is there a mod to restore it?

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u/HenTie3467 7h ago

You take that back, ADA is a sweetheart.

Before anyone else says it, yes, I know what kind of person I am. Also, sauce is Double Deck's Mechanical Tempts colourised

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u/SirCupcake_0 4h ago

I love Wife

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u/TheRealSkele 12h ago

I would've loved to be able to romance her or Daisy.

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u/Krelliamite 13h ago

Giving the protectron the assaultron legs so it has a booty

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u/MGDull 13h ago

And making the mistake of thinking that it's less dangerous without legs, only to find out it crawls really fast.

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u/DOHC46 9h ago

The first set of Assautron legs I aquire get installed immediately.

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u/No_Doughnut8618 4h ago

Better, the Mr Handy rocket thruster so youve got a tube.

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u/OGgronch0 12h ago

"i assure you, sir, giving the robot a butt shaped back plate was absolutely neccessary"

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u/xSPYXEx 12h ago

Fun fact in 76 there's a CAMP companion assaultron called Adelaide that gives you the Lover's Embrace buff.

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u/Shikabane_Sumi-me 11h ago

She is also a Show Girl who happened to be a lesbian before someone activated her kill programming and she accidentally killed her former lover in the crossfire.

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u/CaptValentine 9h ago

Calling Mr. Hazard to the courtesy telephone, Mr. Hazard, courtesy phone...

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u/ZackRaynor 9h ago

Also somewhat related - Fisto.

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u/Empty_Insight 6m ago

Assume the position.

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u/adidas_stalin 3h ago

THIS! WHY ARE THEY SO GOOD LOOKING?!

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u/_josef_stalin_ 3h ago

One of the many reasons why Ada is by far the best follower in Fallout 4.