r/Transformemes • • Aug 13 '25

META MEMES This goes for all transformers, would you?

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u/Anonymous_Guy4k Aug 13 '25

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u/Khornatejester Soundwave: Superior Aug 13 '25

I thought he had two fingers up for a second.

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u/Jolamprex Aug 14 '25

I assumed the poster was British.

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u/Rent-Man Aug 13 '25

I don’t need to call him anything. I own his whole genome

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '25

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u/Rent-Man Aug 13 '25

You have no room to talk Clanka Slaya

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '25

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u/Rent-Man Aug 14 '25

Wait, which dude am I talking to? The dude, the dude pretending he’s a dude, or the dude speaking on behalf of another dude?

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u/DefinitlyUrRealDad Aug 15 '25

Thought this was the shed at the end of portal 2

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u/IUsedToBeRasAlGhul Aug 13 '25

“Clanker” refers to a soulless AI who represents enshitification, and a Star Wars villain to boot. Optimus Prime is anything but those things.

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u/ExoticShock Cheetor Maximize! Aug 13 '25

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u/TransformersArkNerd Aug 13 '25

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u/MattTd7 Soundwave: Superior Aug 13 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '25

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u/MattTd7 Soundwave: Superior Aug 16 '25

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u/Ninjaguy999 Aug 13 '25

This is definitely one of the worst images I've ever seen of Muskrat. Please continue to use it.

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u/IBarrakiI Soundwave: Superior Aug 14 '25

Hey! I did this meme! Nice seeing it again because I completely forgot about it.

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u/hgs25 Aug 13 '25

Freedom is the right of all sentient beings. Keyword being sentient

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u/Artistic_Prior_7178 Aug 13 '25

Yeah, the B1 droids that usually received that slur were low-cost robots with bare minimum software. Their only edge against the clones was numbers. That's it. Their literal intent was to be a mindless swarm.

Other droids like R2 or C3PO were treated mostly normally cause they actually had their own minds. I say mostly cause there were times they were tried to be sold for parts.

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u/IUsedToBeRasAlGhul Aug 13 '25

Makes sense considering they were made by a megacorp to serve as fodder security guards and then just mass produced for war. Wish the B2's had been more of a threat though.

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u/Artistic_Prior_7178 Aug 13 '25

That's why in the show they made into a comic relief cause otherwise they were just walking toasters that died instantly

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u/TheCommissarGeneral Aug 13 '25

Other droids like R2 or C3PO were treated mostly normally cause they actually had their own minds.

Watch Clone Wars and you're view will change. B1s and B2s were sentient after the Battle of Geonosis.

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u/TheYondant Aug 13 '25

Surprisingly untrue.

While programmed to be obedient, B1s and B2s displayed a full capacity for emotion.

It's one of the great Ironies of the Clone Wars; both the Battle Droids and clones were ultimately slaves bred for war.

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u/LuizFelipe1906 Our worlds are in danger! Aug 13 '25

But they had lot of personality

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u/Bionicjoker14 Aug 13 '25

So, the Vehicons from TFP would be clankers

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u/Unusual_Equivalent74 Aug 13 '25

Exactly, their soulless drones acting as Canon fodder.

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u/Zexal_Commander Aug 13 '25

Soulless, huh? Then explain to me how the Spark Extractor worked on them. And also why Starscream himself says “go for the spark!” when he and Knock Out deal with the Terrorcon Vehicon.

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u/Bionicjoker14 Aug 13 '25

“Spark” could have a literal and figurative meaning, just like we use “heart”. They have a spark that pumps their Energon, and a “Spark” that represents their soul

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u/TheYondant Aug 13 '25

Same comparison to the human heart. Depending on your views, the Heart is both the spiritual root of compassion and love, and or the organ responsible for pumping blood.

Spark could be similar; referring to both the spiritual core of the self and the physical power mechanism.

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u/Zexal_Commander Aug 13 '25

Ok fair point on the definition case but the Spark Extractor is clearly a techno-equivalent to soul sucking. It didn’t physically rip through their chassis to pull out a physical spark, it sucked the life essence out of them! Thus they have a spark in the same way any other Cybertronian does.

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u/BarrTender8 Aug 15 '25

Vehicons/eradicons are living individuals and I will die on that hill. As someone who roleplays those characters all the time and strictly, they are very much alive!!! If they weren't meant to be individuals then they shouldn't talk.

So thank you! And I agree, they do have sparks! Long love the vehicon/eradicons!

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u/Remix1984 Autobot Scum! Aug 14 '25

Breakdown was so real for that. They should've made the Vehicons be upset about that, for he was the only one we saw being nice to them lol.

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u/Emperor_Z16 Decepticon Aug 13 '25

What about different types of fodder from Transformers

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u/Lamp-among-wolf Soundwave: Superior Aug 13 '25

NO

That's an insult, I will not tolerate this

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u/Both_Rooster_2657 Prime Wars Trilogy Aug 13 '25

(I don't remember where I got this one from)

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u/Critical_Mark5615 Aug 13 '25

“There is no gimmick die”

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u/Anonymous_Guy4k Aug 13 '25

Heatwave is offended

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '25

Chase and heatwave are clankers, living, clever clankers, but clankers, blades and boulder, they're nice guys.

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u/SGTRoadkill1919 Aug 13 '25

we use clanker for things like GPT and other such AI programs. Cybertronians are a metal based lifeform like Humans are a carbon based lifeform. Being a lifeform, cybertronians are exempt from the slur coined as clanker

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u/Unusual_Equivalent74 Aug 13 '25

cybertronians have souls, or Sparks.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '25

I think it depends on the origin u prefer at least for me. If they were built by the quintessons then programmed by vector sigma then yes they are clankers. If u prefer they are the creations of primus then no

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u/BasisIllustrious Aug 13 '25

That’s my thoughts exactly, artificial intelligence = clanker, natural intelligence that happens to be in a metallic body potential friend

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u/ConsulJuliusCaesar Aug 13 '25

You're right we need a different slur for cybertronians.

Cybertronians are a metal based lifeform

Fucking Mettaloiders.

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u/specterspectating Aug 13 '25

“Punk-ass Decepticons”

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u/ConsulJuliusCaesar Aug 13 '25

P.A.Ds. is a great slur.

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u/BroganBrainstorm Aug 14 '25

Finally, came here to say this

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u/Putrid_Impression_21 Me no flair, me king Aug 13 '25

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u/lonestarnights Aug 13 '25

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u/Thetntlad Aug 13 '25

Im stealing the shit thanks

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u/PistonPusher2009 Soundwave: Superior Aug 13 '25

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u/Toemetter Aug 13 '25

no, i would never.

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u/LiteralFirefox Aug 13 '25

Cybertronians have souls ergo not clankers

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u/One_Opportunity_9608 Me no flair, me king Aug 13 '25

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u/Broad_Expression7118 Soundwave: Superior Aug 13 '25

Never call them clank*rs.

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u/twistyboi666 Aug 13 '25

as a human, absolutely not. but as a desepticon, probably

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u/Glum_Hearing_2374 Aug 14 '25

No he is an automus robotic being from the planet Cybertron

Or Autobot for short

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u/TransformersArkNerd Aug 14 '25

Is it bad that when I look at this image, New Divide plays vividly in my head

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u/EnoughLengthiness422 Soundwave: Superior Aug 13 '25

He would give a speech on why saying a slur is wrong to call any one or any thing all sentient beings deserve the rigit live a life with out oppression of any kind

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u/lemons7472 Aug 13 '25

We’ve seen what happens when humans are racist to him…he does not take that shit laying down, at least not when it’s to defend other people.

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u/ScrapTrapFerry Decepticon Aug 13 '25

The only transformer I would call a clanker is Getaway for his grooming and other crimes.

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u/Initial_Cat_9148 Aug 13 '25

I don’t use the c-word.

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u/remove_krokodil Aug 13 '25

I tend not to use slurs, so no.

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u/Vaportrail Aug 13 '25

No, per my kids he is a "bwadda-bwadda-bot".

(Cuz of the transforming sound.)

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u/FeelingStrawberry251 Aug 14 '25

I'm saying it with my chest

CLANKER!

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u/TheRealComicCrafter Aug 13 '25

Nah, he's got a soul

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u/Hiromujin Aug 13 '25

Theyre not AI, they’re sentient beings that have actual emotions

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u/Diana-Shepard Aug 13 '25 edited Aug 13 '25

AI and Cybertronians are not the same.

One’s a machine and the other is a living being.

Therefore this word doesn’t apply to them.

Case closed.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '25

Hell no optimus is a G, and also not a robot, he’s a non biological non carbon based lifeform, at least in some continuities

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u/Watch-behide-you37 Aug 13 '25

I would never say that to him never ever I have too much respect for him great noble leader

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u/Senko-Loaf Aug 13 '25

Clankers are soulless villians. Optimum Preem is mah bud

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u/Moldytoast1234 Aug 13 '25

Ofc never, optimus is my pookie bear dominant alpha wolf so I would NEVER disrespect him like that🙏🙏

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u/SirGrimualSqueaker Aug 13 '25

....he isn't artificial.

Cybertronians are "naturally" occurring

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u/wolfeyes555 Aug 13 '25

Hell, there's debate on if it's accurate to even call them Robots.

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u/47_was_here Aug 13 '25

No, calling this mother fucker “SIR”

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u/pupygup123 Aug 13 '25

a risk ill never take, even for a biscuit.

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u/ProcedureHot9414 Aug 13 '25

Knowing bay's Optimus he would go into a half an hour rant about how he is tierd of humanity's colectiv racist mentality and how autobots must be better

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u/Sentinalprime03 Aug 14 '25

I mean they have free will, the ai we deal with has a husk of actual free will

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u/Ashmay52 Aug 13 '25

Just Decepticons

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u/SamePut9922 I'm not splittable Aug 13 '25

I would eliminate anyone who call any bot or con clanker

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u/LeatherMiddle2976 Aug 13 '25

I mean, no he's an organism... a robotic one from the planet cybertron but still,

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u/RoundAdventurous6190 Aug 13 '25

No because he would kill me

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u/TransformersArkNerd Aug 13 '25

They're aliens, not clankers

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u/ProwessTDaddy Aug 13 '25

No. I'd call him my childhood to teenage, to adulthood hero.

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u/InkBendyMpj Soundwave: Superior Aug 13 '25

I would call none of them “clanker”

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u/Shyguymaster2 Decepticon Aug 13 '25

absolutely not, that's a prime

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u/Arts_Makes_Music Autobot Scum! Aug 13 '25

No, cybertronians are biologic, living metal, ergo, they're alive. That simple.

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u/Thetntlad Aug 13 '25

Hes not a robot, hes a silicon based life form, he cant be categorized as a clanker or any of his species, manufactured robots like the ksi drones however can be called clanker, including galvatron

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u/Only-Paint542 Aug 13 '25

But optimus is a living being, not a robot, keep that in mind

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u/-Bashamo Aug 14 '25

Biomechanical beings are not AI Robots

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u/NeonDepressonRoom Aug 14 '25

As optimus said freedom is the right of all sentient beings

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u/FightGeistC Aug 14 '25

Not a Clanker, he's an Alien

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u/Lilypad4234 Aug 14 '25

Oh hellllll no. I may not like the autobots as the decepticons are more my cup of energon but I'm not a space racist!

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u/Appropriate-Tax9605 Aug 14 '25

I'd call him "Clanka" (positive)

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u/Mr-Acro Aug 14 '25

Hell nah he my goat

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u/Turbo950 Aug 14 '25

I like my face thank you very much

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u/populist-scum Aug 14 '25

What's good my clanka

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u/Real_Tax2105 Aug 17 '25

Absolutely not. I love transformers and I'd rather kill myself rather than call them clankers.

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u/Sad_Resource5167 Aug 17 '25

If he took a job that could go to a human I would

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u/Cpt-Hank-A-Tato Aug 18 '25

He’s one of the good ones

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u/hgs25 Aug 13 '25

Is he a sentient being?

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u/Complete_Blood1786 Decepticon Aug 13 '25

Are you telling me the being with the iconic phrase of "freedom is the right of all sentient beings" isn't a sentient being?

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u/UnlikelyGas6598 Aug 13 '25

Absolutely not he's a hero/veteran and deserves to be treated like one don't ever disrespect the bot chosen by prime to be like those useless CLANKERS

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u/TheDank_Slayer Decepticon Aug 13 '25

The transformers get a pass.

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u/Mangustino17 Me no flair, me king Aug 13 '25

No, because he doesn't fit the definition of a clanker. A clanker is a souless machine that tries to imitate organic beings. Optimus (and other transformers, of course) has an actual soul (he has more soul than many irl humans).

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u/MarbledMarbles Aug 13 '25

He literally carries around a piece of his god's soul. How many humans can claim that?

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u/stormhawk427 Autobot Aug 13 '25

Nope

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u/Hanayama10 Soundwave: Superior Aug 13 '25

Definitely not this version

Or else he rips out my head

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u/Gearshifter09 Aug 13 '25

Absolutely not.

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u/TucanaTheToucan Autobot Aug 13 '25

By accident not in front of him while confronting Varang from James Cameron’s Avatar; knowing me.

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u/No-Passage-1653 Aug 13 '25

No. He's actually sapient and can do things properly

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u/yajirushi77 Aug 13 '25

Rex would get his head blown off if he were to call him that

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u/Ashamed_Wheel_3102 Aug 13 '25

They are crustacean plants because they literally grow out of Cybertron like plants

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u/ExternalGrouchy8371 Aug 13 '25

He'd kill me, man. Hell nah

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u/the-poopiest-diaper Aug 13 '25

That’s my clanka right there

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u/MLG9420 Decepticon Aug 13 '25

This is an interesting debate

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u/Dumb_Cheese Aug 13 '25

No. Stinger and the other ksi bots (besides Galvatron) however? Yes.

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u/PengPeng_Tie2335 Keep on truckin' Aug 13 '25

No.

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u/qgvon Aug 13 '25

They broke this version's mentally fragile fortitude enough. No need to rub salt into it.

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u/Content-Hope7147 Aug 13 '25

Wassup, Clankah?

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u/w00ms Aug 13 '25

i think he would think its funny/endearing tbh

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u/bayverseGrimlock Aug 13 '25

Me grimlock would

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u/Beanz_detected Aug 13 '25

They're not clankers, they're autonomous robotic organisms from the planet Cybertron.

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u/FriskyBoiii Aug 13 '25

No, they have souls

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u/Soundwave-Fan Soundwave: Superior Aug 13 '25

I wouldn’t do that to my clanka

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '25

Clanktimus prime

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u/Mountaindood5 Aug 13 '25

I only have one name for him:

Pretender.

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u/47thCalcium_Polymer Aug 13 '25

Are people who use ai clankers?

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u/The-Doc-SalmonRun Aug 13 '25

No cause he’s got a spark unlike something

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u/dogs_are_best_481 Longtimus Aug 13 '25

Oh i'll clank 'er alright

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u/Super_Zombie_5758 Aug 13 '25

No, this is a Bro-bot

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u/Emperor_Z16 Decepticon Aug 13 '25

Only the ones that can't kill me in 2 seconds

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u/Je--Suis--Fatigue Aug 13 '25

No. Once they gain sentience I stop calling them clankers.

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u/JJStruckman Aug 13 '25

No because transformers have souls

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u/Sad_Carry_7070 Aug 13 '25

No, I call him Truck-sama

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u/Slayer_SIV5400 Aug 13 '25

Here's my rule of thumb for technological life, if said life could be considered "natural" like the cybertronians they aren't "Clankers"

To me clanker is a slur for artificial sentient life like all the droids in star wars or the galvanic mechamorphs from Ben 10 and the clanker slur can also be used for cyborgs greater than 25% technological so Cyborg from DC comics is a clanker but Otto Octavius is not

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u/Sujestivepostion69 Aug 13 '25

No because they have sentience and souls. They are born not made in a factory

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u/Icy_Supermarket_7034 Aug 13 '25

More like Thudder

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u/DerSisch Aug 14 '25

Transformers are lifeforms, not AI or droids. Big difference. It's like you would call a italian man a pizza oven.

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u/HRCStanley97 Aug 14 '25

I’d say junk

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u/suckmyween24 Aug 14 '25

Nah he's an organic clanka

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u/PomegranateTrick9236 Soundwave: Superior Aug 14 '25

No, as he is a techno-prganic life form. Also, he's not a B1 Battle Droid from Star Wars.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '25

Hell nah, Optimus Prime is one of the best leader characters in fiction

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u/Candid-Tension Aug 14 '25

He'd be general clanker or a badass clanker.

I mean this dude called the deception a hunk of scrapmetal in tf2, as he was hook ripping his face apart.

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u/Sup_fuckers42069 Aug 14 '25

He has a spark, a soul. Clankers don't

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u/kaltadesmon Aug 14 '25

Look. There's Robots/androids and then there are filthy noisy clankers.

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u/SonicBoyD Aug 14 '25

Optimus and the rest of the Autobots have souls. Clankers don’t.

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u/mynameisdende69 Aug 14 '25

Transformers/Cybertronians are robotic organisms. Yes theyre made of metal and look like robots, but they have minds and souls. A clanker is a machine. Ai or a robot.

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u/Maxamondo76 Aug 14 '25

No....I call him Optimus Prime

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u/Typhon-042 Aug 14 '25

Well the term isn't directed at him, so no.

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u/LuckyGlass212 Aug 14 '25

Transformers are sentient life forms with biological components underneath a metallic exo-skeleton. If anything, they're more alike crabs than toasters.

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u/Sharkkaan Aug 14 '25

Every clanker is a robot, but not every robot is a clanker

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u/Subpar_diabetic Aug 14 '25

Transformers are not like AI or other soulless robots. They are autonomous robotic organisms from the planet cybertron

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u/Tfa_69 Aug 14 '25

No, I wouldn't

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u/lethalspinachofchaos Aug 14 '25

Well clanker is for artificial intelligence. Optimus prime is a cybertronian, a metal species not made by anyone so not artificial. You could argue that primus made them but i guess its the same as a mother making you because hes cybertronian too

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u/Fish-chip Aug 14 '25

Ha ha no.

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u/Janruplayz99999 Aug 14 '25

No. They're my Clankas. But not Clankers. It's like saying the N-word versus saying it with a hard R

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u/Alonestarfish Aug 14 '25

Nah thats energon muncher

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u/GalileoAce Soundwave: Superior Aug 14 '25

They're not robots

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u/Deathlord69_69 Soundwave: Superior Aug 14 '25

Of course. He is a damn clanker. But one of the good clankers

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u/flashnotion Aug 14 '25

"Whaddup my clankah!"

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u/Suspicious_Cry5167 Aug 14 '25

No unlike clankers transformers have a soul aka a spark meaning they are silicon based life forms or in the case of transformers energy based

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u/CCyoboi Aug 14 '25

He's one of the good ones

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u/0_Bekfist_0 Aug 14 '25

There is a reason he's called a cybertronian

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u/Maximum_Spell9954 Aug 14 '25

Nah, he gets spared

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '25

You a clanker or a clanker wanker? Stop tugging off the enemy and join the revolution! I'd change my mind for a good ride inside him tho