r/TwoBestFriendsPlay • u/Anonamaton801 Proud kettleface salesmen • Dec 01 '24
From CSB 249 Caption this
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u/Anonamaton801 Proud kettleface salesmen Dec 01 '24
“Woolie unleashes the final slur”
“Woolie the Green releases the totality of his power as Pat the Pink looks on in terror”
“Woolie stubbed his toe but it was really hype”
“Woolie breaks out his Stevie Wonder impression as Pat stares in horror as Woolie’s majestic vocals cause Paige to shatter like glass”
“Hey wanna see my Pac Man impression Pat?”
Edit: one more. MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!
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u/LeifEriksonASDF The opposite of Prep Time is Preexisting Conditions Dec 01 '24
Did you know Woolie really broke his toe when he kicked that helmet
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u/Jayceboot Metal Gear Ray Romano Dec 01 '24
Pat finally used his N+ Pass subscription, and Woolie couldn't be more proud.
"HAHAHA, NOW! Say it with CONVICTION, PATRICK!"
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u/sir_beak Dec 01 '24
"I HAVE A DREAM OF A WORLD WHERE ALL COLORS CAN SAY THE WORD!"
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u/Anonamaton801 Proud kettleface salesmen Dec 01 '24
-Shepard the Green
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u/cleftes Reiki is Shooreh Pippi Dec 01 '24
oh my god, Mass Effect 3 foreshadowed Katalyka Girl
(sentences that only make sense on this sub)
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u/AllgoodDude Dec 01 '24
Castle Super Beast (Final)
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u/jayvenomva The spoon of fate is bending Dec 01 '24
Don't you put that evil on us Ricky Bobby!
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u/HiroProtagonest Tornado in my pants Dec 02 '24
I'm gonna chug a mountain dew and get all riled up like a spider monkey!
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u/Milsurp_Seeker Hulk Hogan's Brooke Cum Party Dec 01 '24
How many more Christmases do we get from this hypothetical?
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u/akintodenialshitting Dec 02 '24
I'm really starting to think my Zaibatsu aren't getting back together.
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u/Gorotheninja "SILENCE, BREEDER! The Bloodline MUST continue!" Dec 01 '24
Pat invents a potent new racial slur; it's a critical hit on Woolie
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u/Anonamaton801 Proud kettleface salesmen Dec 01 '24
9999
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u/Neil_O_Tip Pargon Pargon Pargon Pargon Pargon Dec 01 '24
"...why were the numbers green, Woolie?"
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u/IDUNNOManga Dec 01 '24
"it's just that the demage was so high that it caused an integer overflow"
"But we have a damage cap"
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u/Neil_O_Tip Pargon Pargon Pargon Pargon Pargon Dec 01 '24
"Death Penalty Glitch"
"I said a WORD"
"Death Penalty Glitch"
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u/Cooper_555 BRING BACK GAOGAIGAR Dec 02 '24
POWER WORD: SLUR
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u/Neil_O_Tip Pargon Pargon Pargon Pargon Pargon Dec 02 '24
If the whole galaxy casts it at once it deletes the concept of racism
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u/Cat5kable Dec 02 '24
Yeah but racism automatically inverses for Woolie: it’s a critical healing. This is Mr. Incredible having his back fixed by the robot meant to kill him. Thor hitting Iron Man with lightning.
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u/Wonder-Lad-2Mad Dec 01 '24
Megatron losing his shit at Starscream's 326 backstabbing attempt
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u/Anonamaton801 Proud kettleface salesmen Dec 01 '24
Did you die and come back as another skeleton?
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u/Wonder-Lad-2Mad Dec 01 '24
Can't keep a bad bitch down.
(Yes. It was pretty shitty)
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u/Anonamaton801 Proud kettleface salesmen Dec 01 '24
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u/Wonder-Lad-2Mad Dec 01 '24
You're a sear. And I'm incredibly perdictable.
Have I ever told you, it's very easy to imagine you looking like your avatar.
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u/Anonamaton801 Proud kettleface salesmen Dec 01 '24
I’ve been tempted to make it something but could never think of anything good enough
Plus I’ve had this for so long it’s basically my brand now. It’s like when Pamplist changed and it freaked me the fuck out
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u/Cat5kable Dec 02 '24
Starsscreams 326 backstabbing attempt
Random number, or hyperbole?
Probably close to the actual number tho
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u/tonyhawkofwar Existential Nightmare Dec 01 '24
This is classic Tom and Jerry, where Tom (Pat) accidentally dropped a brick on Spike the Dog (Woolie)'s toe when trying to hit Jerry (David Cage)
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u/zyberion Cute tomboy in progress (still accepting Naoto pics) Dec 01 '24
"I'll say it with you, Pat."
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u/Koffinkat56 Stylin' and Profilin'. Dec 01 '24
Pat looks like that painting of Saturn eating his son.
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u/MisterBaker55 Dec 01 '24
"THE RACE WAR STARTS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!"
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u/Cooper_555 BRING BACK GAOGAIGAR Dec 02 '24
God I love that XCOM 2 voice pack mod of the boys.
Guerrilla warfare against an alien regime just isn't the same without Woolie screaming that at the beginning of every firefight.
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u/Dreadsinner Warcraft Dork Dec 01 '24
Woolie: “ZA WARUDO!!!”
Pat: “that’s bullsh—“
Time has now stopped
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u/marvel8797 I Promise Nothing And Deliver Less Dec 01 '24
Woolie is reacting very violently to the cursed Kirby image Pat forwarded to him that Paige had sent to him first and Pat is trying to hide his shame at his own arousal from the sight of the cursed image he has seen.
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u/WhiteMambaOZO He/Him Dec 01 '24
Pat facing the consequences of decades of psychic attacks on Woolie
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u/Paradox_XXIV Dec 01 '24
Two and a half minutes of "Mustaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!"
With pat trying to ask if his lungs are okay.
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u/StormClaymore I Promise Nothing And Deliver Less Dec 01 '24
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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u/DRCVC10023884 Dec 01 '24
“PLAYING FOOTSIES WAS THE RIGHT PLAN AGAINST DAIGO, AND I’M TIRED OF PRETENDING IT WASN’T!!!!”
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u/NewAgeMontezuma Dec 01 '24
Woolie when he goes to the function and there's a dude that looks exactly like him (including moveset) who walks slowly towards him.
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u/Infernal-Blaze Jelly John Cena Butt Dec 01 '24
What's the source on these lmao
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u/MarlowCurry Gastric Ragnarok/Sourcerer Supreme Dec 01 '24
THE FINAL KATALYKA UPDATE IS WILD | Castle Super Beast 249: NRPG (Clip)
The two pictures of Woolie & Oat are spliced together from different timestamps, with the former from 7:20 and the latter from 5:24.
There's another good Woolie moment at 7:05, which I personally call as his power-up moment (version with their chat room).
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u/Sudden_Cream9468 Dec 01 '24 edited Dec 02 '24
WOOLIE HAS HAS BECOME A GOD FROM BEING POWERED BY THE SUN!
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u/markedmarkymark Smaller than you'd hope Dec 01 '24
Pat is bringing the beat with his amazing beatbox skills as woolie sings his heart out.
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u/tenems I'd rather you lose than I win Dec 01 '24
That's not my fight stick, that's a pile of syringes
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u/Furry_Lover_Umbasa Dec 02 '24
Woolie: "NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG..."
Pat: *inner mind goblin screaming noises*
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u/FishbowlDG Lightning Nips Dec 01 '24
He finally got Pat to make good using on the pass wollie gave him
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u/3rd_Level_Sorcerer Dec 01 '24
Pat and Woolie when they get to minute 4:10 in Matt and Pat's Shitstorm V Cursed Forest one-off.
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u/Cheesycreature #1 Air Raid Fan Dec 01 '24
"Woolie doing his best Stevie Wonder impression while Pat is horrified at Woolie’s singing causing Paige to shatter like glass"
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u/wideHippedWeightLift Dec 01 '24
Pat has to exorcise Woolie after he plays too many Devil Games and gets possessed
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u/ifyouarenuareu Dec 01 '24
“PAT!!!!! MY BEEFY WHITE LEG!!!! ITS CONSUMING ME!!!!!!”
“This wouldn’t have happened on the moon!”
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u/FlubbedPig Dec 01 '24
gives me that old "Oooh Pat you snake, you gave me the old spicy butthole. How could you give your best friends the spicy butthole, Pat!" vibes honestly
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u/Traingham “Remember the lesson, not the disappointment.” Dec 01 '24
Has a similar energy to those two women showing distress toward that cat sitting at the table.
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u/geomon55 Dec 01 '24
When you bring up the hulk doll incident for the 675th time and it has a new effect.
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u/Ironfistdanny Fuck you Pat, Superman's the best Dec 01 '24
"AAAAAUUUGGGHHH!!! MY KEYS! MY KEYS ARE RED HOT! PAT YOU RAT! YOU WEREN'T USING THE OVEN TO BAKE COOKIES! YOU WERE HEATING MY KEYS UP TO GIVE ME THE OL' SPICY KEYCHAIN!
HOW COULD YOU GIVE YOUR OWN CO-HOST THE SPICY KEYCHAIN PAT?!"
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u/Octopicake Dec 01 '24
Woolie stubs his toe.
Pat has a visceral reaction because it sounded really painful.
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u/smokymirrorcactus Dec 01 '24
Woolie opens one of his seven mouths, and sings the final slur that ends the world
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u/Furry_Lover_Umbasa Dec 02 '24 edited Dec 02 '24
Another vertically challenged ginger claimed by a murderer known as "The Black Mamba".
This time the victim was a streamer. Is it true that gaming is bad for your health? Should long term using of computers by adults in their spare time should be banned? Is this all fault of Satoru Iwata?
In our opinion this murder could be easy prevented.
More about this horrifying news today at 6 PM. Only on NBC.
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u/KingKlyne Naruto Apologist - Lady of the #13000FE Dec 02 '24
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH IM MAKING TOOO MUCH MONEY"
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u/The_Axe_of_Legends Dec 02 '24
Woolie: "YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO SAY THAT WORD PAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!"
Pat: "Oh naur"
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u/theultimatefinalman Dec 01 '24
Pat just made a wish to be able to say the n word and the genie woolie is about to twist it in a cruel and ironic way, as he laughs at the follie of man
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u/zHellas TAG YOUR FUCKIN' SPOILERS HOLY SHIT Dec 02 '24
Pat: "But I didn't say it!"
Woolie: "BUT YOU WERE THINKING IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!"
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u/WhiteMage4Life I Promise Nothing And Deliver Less Dec 02 '24
We all react to our first anal differently
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u/Iwokeupwithoutapillo See you later, fuckers Dec 02 '24 edited Dec 02 '24
Pat rubbed chillies on the toilet paper to give Woolie the ol' Spicy Butthole
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u/DocMadfox The Rage of Africa is the black John Cena. Dec 02 '24
Pat finally used Woolie's fake N-Pass Premium+, much to his delight.
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u/EffAllThatEFFER Hooters are just American Maid Cafes Dec 02 '24
“NO WOOLIE! DON’T PUT YOUR DICK IN THAT!”
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u/ModestAlienWaltz "Hello darkness my old friend, I've come to pump yer mum again." Dec 02 '24
"Yeah, I'm rollin' down Rodeo with a shotgun
These people ain't seen a brown-skinned man
Since their grandparents bought one"
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Dec 02 '24
"THERE, I DID IT, YOU HAPPY NOW PAT?! I DROPPED MY DAMN SHIELD AND WHAT DID I GET FOR IT?! MY SHIT ROCKED!!
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u/SwashNBuckle Dec 01 '24
Why does Woolie, the larger streamer, not simply eat the other one?