r/TwoBestFriendsPlay • u/TheBalticguy Cortana is a Vocaloid Waifu • 1d ago
Biddy Blas Is a Master of Scrubquotes
So i was going through the late part of Galactic Racer and was having a blast with everyones new favorite Skrunko. Obviously I saw the lovable little asshole on some clips but i had no idea how much of a salty john he is. After I beat him in a race i got this message afterward:
(Gonna use spoilertext just in case anyone cares about spoilers on some character stuff and wants to play it themselves.)
Grancha. Uba wata ta wankee. Sa na actuola asaree militaree confeeba. Hoohah busee boska Tah Haku's Junkie Planeeto.
Uba Gorka juba keepuna Thessia. Uba're chuba maya as Jee tinka. wabdah no tinka da do porkman no granee enuff tah stoppa je. ateema weeteebah planeeto sa killya foo uba lacka ta pawa tah winna. Ta storee che Shepard choba tah re scrib doon. Jee boska Jee'm la che ta chapta alay. Da alay foo do killya.
-BB
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u/Neobito K A G U R A B A C H I 1d ago
Pack it up. We've peaked.
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u/TheBalticguy Cortana is a Vocaloid Waifu 1d ago
This came to me on a walk because of scrib doon, and i burst in public so i had to put in the full effort
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u/Gorotheninja "SILENCE, BREEDER! The Bloodline MUST continue!" 1d ago
I'm kinda pissed I didn't come up with this myself. It’s so obvious.
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u/TheBalticguy Cortana is a Vocaloid Waifu 1d ago
this was definitely i need to post this before i get beaten to it
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u/Gorotheninja "SILENCE, BREEDER! The Bloodline MUST continue!" 1d ago
Well, now I gotta up my game when it comes to biddy blas-ing.
I'm workshopping something...
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u/psychodave123 Mayor of Fuck Shit Avenue 13h ago
You calling this "full effort" makes me so fucking angry
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u/youwereeatenbyalid DMC Strive Dev - Easy Mode Has Been Selected 12h ago
Did you write the whole thing yourself?
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u/TheBalticguy Cortana is a Vocaloid Waifu 11h ago
Yes, I used some online translators, but this is like 70% real Huttese before I started just making shit up
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u/PanseloNomad 1d ago
That's what we said for the last 2 Kai Leng posts and yet here we are.
The peak of Leng will never stop till everyone one of us is dead.
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u/TheCuriousPyro 22h ago
I still think the meme topped when someone made a fake subreddit just to jabait us.
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u/walperinus 22h ago
a posible theorical peak could be reached in a brick joke so long it involves archaeology, centuries/milenia in the future humans,aliens or whatever will dig around, they will find bones, pottery, etc...someday, someone finds a piece of paper or maybe a grafity...
good, you fell for it, thunder cross split attack, signed by evilak.
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u/That-Bobviathan 1d ago
I saw the shape and I had to know. You glorious bastard.
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u/TheBalticguy Cortana is a Vocaloid Waifu 1d ago
I considered not spoiler texting it, but i wanted the shape to be a slight giveaway
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u/DontClickThisGuy <-cringe worthy He/Him 1d ago
The spoilers didn't kick in for me for like 10 seconds, but i only needed 2 to figure it out. You glorious son of a bitch.
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u/BabuGhanoush Turn around and take your butt out 1d ago
The only thing funnier is when Astrogoblin put the Will Byers coming out speech through a terrible Huttese translator
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u/aHbHaJiT 1d ago
Topped only by the time Astrogoblin put the Midnight Mass 9/11 monologue through the same huttese translator then made Rahul Kohli perform it
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u/zekrom42 At least those babies were good bombs to throw at enemies. 16h ago
Put a slight metallic echo to it and you have Malum Caedo spouting some absolute nonsense.
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u/BabuGhanoush Turn around and take your butt out 9h ago
Malum Caedo: "That's not how you eat a hot dog, love!"
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u/Heavy-Potato N Word Pass Premium Subscriber [3] 1d ago
"Chuba like uba guys do."
Don't forget Rahul Kohli's amazing 9/11 Speech.
"I'll show hooha coo jee-jee are!"
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u/Krekenn Inside a wack ass crystal prison (He/Him) 1d ago edited 21h ago
Chuba like uba guys do is good, but it does not stim me quite like Jacob as Tulsa King saying oh hey
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u/BabuGhanoush Turn around and take your butt out 9h ago
I started stimming like Sly Stallone/Jacob while I was on vacation and my brother was howling
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u/UrsusDerpus Eternal Sleeping Dogs Shill 1d ago
It’s not Huttese, but you can’t forget about Gay Jar-Jar
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u/InfectedEzio I caught you, and now I'm undoing my pants! 14h ago
YOUSA IN BAD DOO-DOO NOW, GAY JAR JAR
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u/CookieSkank He/She/They "Slam Her Pregnant Until She Cries" - Pat 5h ago
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u/Artistic-Cannibalism 1d ago
I hate you... but, I respect the hustle.
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u/TheBalticguy Cortana is a Vocaloid Waifu 1d ago
I did actually try to get as close as possible to real huttese, went through 10+ online translators and old forums on Huttese. Only when I couldn't find direct translations or synonyms I straight made shit up. But more than 60-70% is real translation
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u/Artistic-Cannibalism 1d ago
And now I can't even hate you because you committed to the bit and put in the work.
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u/Captain_Dictator Won't shut up about Lost Planet 21h ago
Gibberish gibberish gibberish gibberish Thessia gibberish gibberish gi---
Ah sonovabi-
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u/Gorotheninja "SILENCE, BREEDER! The Bloodline MUST continue!" 1d ago
Kai Leng and Biddy Blas memes are crossing streams.
WE'RE REACHING SHITPOST CONVERGENCE.
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u/BlueFootedTpeack 1d ago
how many kai leng speech biddy blas can you fit in an attache?
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u/TheBalticguy Cortana is a Vocaloid Waifu 1d ago
As long they don't take Tiny Tim and my duel disks spot, it's fine
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u/BlueFootedTpeack 1d ago
we need a diagram, blas is an L shape, tim is an h, and i guess a duel disk depends on if its folded and what type it is.
we can solve this.
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u/Minuettes_Disciple Locked in Wack Ass Gay Baby Crystal Prison 1d ago
It took me a second until I recognized it from the fucking sentence and paragraph structure GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF
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u/Corvinny Enjoyer of "Fuck It We Ball" Combat 1d ago
Damn it, I just lost the game.
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u/HairballCT I Promise Nothing And Deliver Less 1d ago
Indeed, I'm at a loss as to where things go from here
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u/porridge_in_my_bum 1d ago
I’m saving this post. I have a coworker that will probably start crying when they see this
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u/GreatFluffy It's Fiiiiiiiine. 1d ago
Hmm.
Yes.
To the penis explosion chamber with you. If you do not have a penis, one will be provided for you.
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u/Leonard_Church814 [He/Him] Reading up on my UNGA-MENTALS 22h ago
FUCK. YOU. I was reading that aloud in his voice and stopped mid way when I realized.
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u/TheBalticguy Cortana is a Vocaloid Waifu 22h ago
Oh man, you might have been the most gotten of them all
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u/Palimpsest_Monotype Pargon Pargon Pargon Pargon Pargon 1d ago
I am completely okay with Biddy Blas replacing Kai Leng, like a sitcom ensemble cast picks up after the first season or so with a cast shakeup
Biddy Blas has some Devito energy to be sure
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u/TamJamming 15h ago
Someone needs to get the voice actor to cameo this, STAT
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u/Palimpsest_Monotype Pargon Pargon Pargon Pargon Pargon 12h ago
I would also like this version spoken in the original Kai Leng Voice
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u/DigbyMayor Look at this Biracial Piece of Filth 1d ago
Beautiful work here. You made a dead horse walk. Be proud
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u/The_Reptile_ 1d ago
I think the absolute funniest part is that somehow the fucking Star Wars gibberish manages to be less pathetic than the actual original deal.
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u/NapoleonBarsky DrunkDad and BarnWall vs Mono at SACRIFICE. 1d ago
This is the worst it’s ever been, fantastic job
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u/GenuineCulter Sword & Sorcery Shill 1d ago
Literally got me laugh-crying, it's so stupid. God, I love this community.
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u/LifeIsCrap101 Banished to the Shame Car 1d ago
I don't even need to translate it. I already know it's Biddy Leng
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u/MisterLowell I Promise Nothing And Deliver Less 20h ago
Funny thing is that I already knew what this was gonna be, I just didn’t expect the lasagna layers of comedy.
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u/PlagueOfBedlam USTABIAZ Biggest Fan 1d ago
I hate you and hope all the bad things in life happen to you.
(This is amazing humor that only this sub could produce. Good job.👍)
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u/theverrucktman Super Sayian Armstrong 1d ago
As soon as I saw that the spoiler started with a single one-word sentence, I knew for a fact that this was gonna be the Kai Leng copypasta. I didn't even need to see the unchanged proper nouns like Thessia and Shepard.
Bravo good sir/madam. You win the internet for today.
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u/TheArtistFKAMinty Read Saga. Do it, coward. 17h ago
Great job, man.
I actually wonder if people would like Kai Leng more if he was just some absolute Skrunko alien instead of a """cool""" human assassin.
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u/EvilMonkeyMimic Knows what they want. The squirrel from Sword in the Stone. 1d ago
I hate that I can read this even without context
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u/TheBalticguy Cortana is a Vocaloid Waifu 22h ago
I think my favorite bit is that most of the comments have become scrubquotes themselves
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u/SkinkRugby SeekSeekLest 20h ago
The shape is just different enough that I didn't see it at first.
Fuuuuuuck.
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u/cynical_perks my indifference is for a just cause 1d ago
I feel like Woolie during the gunpla episode, how do I not see it coming?
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u/vulcanfury12 1d ago
Suddenly I'm reminded of shittymorph, Undertaker, Mankind, and Hell in a Cell.
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u/WarMom_II 1d ago
I love how you subbed in some choice words but just the shape of it alone is enough to do the job. Fucking incredible.
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u/Crossfeet606441 They're trying to kill each other... in the rain... shirtless 21h ago
You son of a bitch
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u/chiggichagga THAT'S NOT WHAT THE FUCKING ZAPPING SYSTEM IS ABOUT 20h ago
Bro, I literally just woke up, how dare you
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u/Pyro81300 Please play Oneshot and read Kubera 13h ago
I knew just from the shape of the spoiler text lol
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u/ChosenUndead15 13h ago
My eyes completely glazed over the text until the last spoiler. Amazing. Fuck yourself.
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u/RainaDPP Ginger Seeking Butt Chomps (She/Her) 1h ago
FFFFFFFFFFFFfffffffffffffff sigh fuck you. take an upvote. you fully got me, i had like half an inkling when i read the first spoiler but i wasn't certain until i saw thessia.
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u/TheChromatroid She/Her 1d ago
Oh, fuck you.