r/USvsEU • Insane Asylum/Retirement Home • 7h ago

Europoor Slop Hans demonstrating once again why all of Europe feels threatened by him.

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u/Tabsels Railway worker 6h ago

Yeah, we have something similar made of beef. We named ours 'filet americain'.

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u/LovesFrenchLove_More At least I'm not Bavarian 6h ago

Should rename it to "No Pedophilia Filet" or something as a protest.

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u/x64Lab Gambling addict 6h ago

we have a beef version too! and of course we both know nothing beats picketed herring I might eat some right now actually

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u/Tabsels Railway worker 6h ago

No thank you. I know what they swim in.

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u/x64Lab Gambling addict 6h ago

yeah pickles

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u/weisswurstseeadler Born in the Khalifat 6h ago

Osseworst is much more comparable tbh

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u/fading_anonymity Addict 3h ago

after the American betraying Europe I suggested we call it Filet Liberte from now on.

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u/MrD3lta Discount French 6h ago

One of the best things from the Benelux.

But I always forget, what do you call "filet américain" in the Netherlands? Is it only the version you spread on bread, or is it a general term for any version?

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u/Tabsels Railway worker 6h ago

Only the variant on bread.

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u/WorldSuspicious9171 Hollander 6h ago

Still hoping we get a "Swamp-German" tag/flair for the Dutch folks.

We also enjoy these kind of spreads.

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u/Appelons Soon to be Murican 6h ago

You should see what we and the Alaskans and Nunavuts do to raw whale meat. Americans are snowflakes when it comes to cooking.

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u/x64Lab Gambling addict 6h ago

AHHH I WISH!!!

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u/Brief-Preference-712 Jesusland 5h ago

A lot of deep sea creatures are safe to eat raw though. Americans eat a lot of sushi and sashimi

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u/mannequin-lover Whale Stabber 6h ago

I tasted it in Brussels, and it was fantastic

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u/LovesFrenchLove_More At least I'm not Bavarian 6h ago

Ignorance and poor education is the religion of the USA.

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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist 6h ago

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u/x64Lab Gambling addict 6h ago

is that for the elderly?

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u/pongauer Basement dweller 6h ago

Brisket is shit.

Yes, I already had good brisket.

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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist 6h ago

Raw brisket. European style

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u/pongauer Basement dweller 6h ago

No, the real deal.

I'll go one further: texas bbq is overhyped. It's just barbecue like everyone has that know what they're doing but supersized, what decreases the quality.

Yes, I've had good texas barbeque.

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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist 6h ago

Lies

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u/LovesFrenchLove_More At least I'm not Bavarian 3h ago

Food for people that are incapable of using cutlery. But do you need to masticate it as well?

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u/FibroBitch97 O Canada 3h ago

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u/LovesFrenchLove_More At least I'm not Bavarian 3h ago edited 3h ago

What does that have to do with it?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mett

Let me know if you want to know about our food protection laws in this regards. Oh, and of course people need be careful in regards of cooling it correctly etc. Aka common sense and not store it for long.

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u/baron_spaghetti THEY’RE EATING THE DOGS 5h ago

There’s Lebanese and Ethiopian raw meat dishes too.

I believe they are beef though.

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u/sjitz Railway worker 5h ago

The same day as what?

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u/NoNo_Bluebird_1368 Insane Asylum/Retirement Home 5h ago

Same day when they prepare it.

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u/NeighIt 5h ago

I mean not really the storebought Mettwurst / Zwiebelmettwurst can be stored in the fridge for days

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u/kissthesky303 Born in the Khalifat 5h ago

USians just can't deliver clean enough ingredients to eat them raw.

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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist 7h ago

Just wait until they try cooking meat