r/Unexpected • u/Intrepid-Progress228 • 1d ago

Beyond the wall

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u/Bsjennings 1d ago

Unexpected and so wholesome. The seniors are all getting down and I love it

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u/No-Spoilers 1d ago

Seniors are wild man. The only thing that's changed from their youth is their physical shape and far far less fucks to give, otherwise they go hard.

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u/saintofhate 1d ago

There's a reason why teens and seniors are the top having/spreaders of STIs. They both fuck when they shouldn't.

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u/MNWNM 1d ago

OMG we just moved my in-laws into assisted living. My MIL went first because we had to get her settled into memory care. About two weeks later, my FIL got his own little apartment that's not in memory care.

He's allowed to do onto her unit and see her. He had not been there a whole day before a nurse walked in on them naked.

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u/nucl3ar0ne 1d ago

bangin' on the bathroom floor

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u/Gin_OClock 1d ago

....help

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u/sriracharade 1d ago

Seniors are 100% on more drugs than the most depraved teens.

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u/saintofhate 1d ago

Well yeah, teens get them from grandparents /s but also not at the same time.

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u/Suitable_Librarian13 1d ago

There's a WKUK skit about this

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u/SookHe 1d ago

You have no idea how wild they are.

I work exclusively with elderly and I am hit on regularly by my patients who will straight up get buff and ask if you are DTF.

It’s gotten so bad that I have to accompany my female employees to certain visits because the patients will straight up try to get funky with them

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u/No-Spoilers 10h ago

Lived with a sex addicted grandpa after my grandma died. If he didn't get laid every like 2-3 days, he was a fucking toddler and bitched at us 24/7

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u/Intrepid-Progress228 1d ago

Jon Snow dint know how them wildlings be wilding.

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u/WestCoastBestCoast01 1d ago

This senior center is poppin, exactly what I had in mind for Millennial senior centers, Shaggy included!!