r/Wellthatsucks • u/Frogbreakfest69 • 1d ago

Whattaburger gave me the micro tendy for my two tendy order. They better count their days.

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u/xwOBA_Fett 1d ago

What if the 2nd tendy is just massive and they compensated. 

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u/vertigostereo 1d ago edited 1d ago

Doesn't matter, you don't stiff on the tendies. In this case, 1 + 1 =/= 2

Edit: ≠ nice 😎

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u/blepnir_pogo 1d ago

yea, the batter to white meat ratio needs to be right

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u/SousVideDiaper 1d ago

Hold the "=" key to make "≠"

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u/Jsunc137 1d ago

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u/Asron87 1d ago

Nailed it.

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u/SGTSHOOTnMISS 1d ago

A true homie would have thrown the mini one in as a free 3rd.

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u/Wasatcher 1d ago

That's not even a tender. It's a piece of battered gristle.

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u/bitkeyfour 1d ago

Looks less like they compensated and more like the big one ate half of the little one

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u/visionofacheezburger 1d ago

You've ever been to Whataburger? That's normal size.

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u/AccomplishedMobile85 1d ago

You vs the guy she told you not to worry about

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u/upekkha_sati 1d ago

But she told me she doesn't even like the big tendies

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u/MaleficentSociety555 1d ago

She said the big tendies hurt

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u/Longjumping-Sail6386 22h ago

Average tendies are underrated

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u/fiiocco_bluu 1d ago

That hit way too close

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u/Popular-Sunday 1d ago

It’s too real

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u/EggsUnlikely 1d ago

Too real. I need to go check his Instagram just to make sure I'm not the guy in this scenario

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u/Zaconil 1d ago

I would have been disappointed if this comment wasn't already here.

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u/KrisAnnTheMum911 1d ago

I should call him

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u/jululiby 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ntRQjO4ngRERi

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u/barwhalis 1d ago

It shrinks?

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u/k-laz 1d ago

Like a frightened turtle.

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u/barwhalis 1d ago

Why does it shrink?

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u/Chumbief 1d ago

It just does!

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u/losingstreak838 1d ago

Unsolicited chick pic.

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u/x8v3n0m8x 1d ago

Whataburger has been going down hill since they moved corporate from Corpus to San Antonio and they merged with that Chicago company.

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u/Karmas_burning 1d ago

Acquisitions and mergers are death knells for good places to eat.

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u/x8v3n0m8x 1d ago

Yup, it is for sure not the burger joint on the way to the beach that it was when I was a kid.

They've lost that Texas taste and service.

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u/TheJermster 1d ago

Thanks I forgot it was knell

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u/cjstr8 1d ago

Don’t talk to me or my son ever again

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u/anchorftw 1d ago

The left one is Danny DeVito and the right one is Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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u/txpharmer13 1d ago

Not even their mother could tell them apart.

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u/MakeMeDrink 1d ago

Definitely the opposite.

Oh, I think we are talking about different parts of the anatomy.

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u/dyssucks 1d ago

There are no normal size tendies in this picture

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u/EmbarrassedHighway76 1d ago

That shit was personal like wth lmao, i have rarely ever gone back into a fast food joint for food corrections im usually like “meh whatever”

But I would walk back in and be like this has to be an accident right can I get my actual meal

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u/doubleohzerooo0 1d ago

That other tendy? Oh, that's Carl. We're old friends. We sometimes hang out, nothing to worry about.

And on another note: damn girl, that's a thick thumb you got!

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u/MakeMeDrink 1d ago

Maybe you just have gigantic hands and the other chicken is massive.

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u/Frogbreakfest69 1d ago

I have very smol hands

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u/bowarrow99 1d ago

I don’t get the whataburger hype. I’ve been there twice because other people wanted to go both times. Very mid.

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u/Wonderful_Horror7315 13h ago

Like so many beloved things, it’s not remotely like it used to be. It became absolutely terrible when majority stake was sold to a private equity in Illinois in ‘19, but the quality had been going down for years prior to that.

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u/Zerokelvin99 4h ago

It's fallen in quality but for a fast food burger its still a good option. Whataburger made by the correct person running the grill makes a huge difference. Im not kidding I'm between two, one is a new store, super clean, and mostly staffs college kids, its mid at best. The other is dingy despite being renovated, slow AF, and there's probably 20 teeth between all the staff working but that location makes the best burgers. My point is some are better than others now but the tenders will always be meh

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u/DipYoChip 1d ago

That tendie looks totally normal sized to me. The other one is massive!

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u/stuffedbipolarbear 1d ago

OP is actually 6’11”

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u/RazzleRizzle 1d ago

HEY! That is 🙅‍♂️ not micro! It’s completely average size

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u/oli_ramsay 17h ago

Did you go to the counter and say anything?

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u/Frogbreakfest69 11h ago

Lol no

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u/A_Guy_in_Orange 6h ago

Nah this shouldn't be downvoted, not worth throwing a hissy fit in the restaurant over like 30cal of tendie its just a "well, that sucks" kinda situation

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u/lostmysnity 52m ago edited 49m ago

I’m not sure why this got downvoted either. As someone who has worked in fast food I don’t complain about my order unless it’s wildly wrong. When stuff like this happens they’re usually too understaffed, too busy, or they’re low on stock.

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u/cynicalsanguinist 1d ago

don't worry dear, the big one's hurt my jaw

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u/icantakeyourwood 1d ago

Whattaburger said two tenders, not two equal tenders

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u/UltraViolentNdYAG 1d ago

No chic in micro trendy. It's a batter blob.

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u/sterlingemc 1d ago

you have fallen to your knees in utter anguish at this crime against you, i feel that

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u/Urabrask_the_AFK 1d ago

“Now is rib meat”

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u/Sudden_Duck_4176 1d ago

Me the small tender and the large tender is the one my wife tells me is just a friend and I have nothing to worry about lol.

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u/metalmankam 1d ago

Flaccid vs erect

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u/babypho 1d ago

Maybe the other chicken just got out of the pool

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u/Chronus88 1d ago

The little one vibrates

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u/edsavage404 1d ago

Thats average size thank you very much

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u/GrandAdmiralSpock 1d ago

I see two tenders, a mama and baby.

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u/Exhausted-CNA 1d ago

Now you see what happens at a burger joint when you order chicken...you offended them..lol

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u/Ice_crusher_bucket 1d ago

Your tender and the Tender of the guy she says not to worry about

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u/MaleficentSociety555 1d ago

The tendie isnt small, the world is just big

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u/safe_bison_8339 1d ago

It's not whatatendie

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u/LostExile7555 1d ago

Your chicken tender and the chicken tender she tells you not to worry about.

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u/HoBo-on-crack 1d ago

Count their days? U gonna call the headquarters and get them fired just because u got micro and xl trendy?

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u/Frogbreakfest69 1d ago

Yes Im going all the way up to the ceo so no one gets hurt like this again

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u/WeekendStrange1331 1d ago

Hurt? Which end are you shoving these things in?

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u/HoBo-on-crack 1d ago

They are making minimum wages. And get privilege to deal with annoying people sound fun.

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u/shiawase-89 23h ago

Holy shit, it’s not that deep. Go touch grass bud.

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u/HoBo-on-crack 22h ago

No thank. I'm not in to grass. I'm in to crack

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u/Da_full_monty 1d ago

is that pic before or after you ate them?

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u/Frogbreakfest69 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yes before

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u/voyagerfan5761 1d ago

r slash InclusiveOr

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u/xiiicrowns 1d ago

Man it's like the small slivers of chicken I use to get from Sonic. It was like a quarter of the big nugget there.

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u/Cool_Energy_3085 1d ago

Idk, the one on the right looks way too big. The one on the left is definitely big enough - adequate, even

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u/jcoddinc 1d ago

What she got vs what he promised

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u/devilsaint86 1d ago

You'll go back

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u/SlabLoaf666 1d ago

Tenderrabbit

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u/Ashland6 1d ago

Weight wise, you might’ve actually came up in the end.

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u/Wise_Amphibian_7561 1d ago

Jacks in the box did the same except they gave me a bunch of small nuggies to replace the premium chicken tenders i was supposed to get.

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u/ShineFrankShine 1d ago

Popeye's have me an extra since they were small...

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u/LolcatP 1d ago

I'm sure he has a nice personality

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u/WeekendStrange1331 1d ago

You and the friend she told you not to worry about.

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u/Inside_Preference641 1d ago

The little one is the spare key for the big one.

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u/AParticularThing 1d ago

What did you expect from a restaurant that takes 97 minutes to get out a simple burger order.

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u/limpbisquick123 1d ago

the big one is clearly bullying the little one for lunch money. whataburger portion control is truly broken logic.

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u/KaiserSoze-is-KPax 1d ago

Its done by weight, you take what you get

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u/az_ziggy5 1d ago

It’s not the size it’s how you eat it that matters 😤

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u/Calculon84 1d ago

It was in the pool!

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u/AgeHorror5288 23h ago

What are you doing step chicken?

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u/meow_gifs_please 23h ago

It's average not micro get it right. It's about 2inches I would know

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u/A1Aaron18 23h ago

Looks completely average to my eye

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u/Abiding_Dude_WV 23h ago

Should have gone to Whatachickentender I guess.

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u/killemslowly 21h ago

They’ll rue the day

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u/sleepyguy- 21h ago

I love the idea that someone saw this before they put in your bag and said “yep this is fine”. Theyre assholes but its humorous in a “that unbelievable” way.

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u/Hostile-Panda 21h ago

Looks like battered turds

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u/Simple_Ad_4670 19h ago

Oil addict’s are getting insane

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u/uzublecker 18h ago

Sleepy me thought it was a humongous wart

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u/OhYeah-SlimJim 15h ago

The left tendie is average size, right??

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u/Impending_Doom25 10h ago

Technically you got two tendies

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u/3amGreenCoffee 1h ago

I love their burgers, but their chicken tenders suck.

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u/Drippy_topper 1d ago

One for the pink and one for the stink.

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u/anchorftw 1d ago

But which one is which?

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u/360walkaway 1d ago

Doesn't matter if you douse them in honey mustard lube beforehand.

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u/anchorftw 1d ago

You sir, are wise behind your rears.

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u/ArgyleGhoul 1d ago

Eat the micro tendie and say you only got one. Problem solved.

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u/JamesBondMargarita 1d ago

I'm sorry this happened to you, I hope your day gets better. ☹️

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u/upzeroseven 1d ago

MicroTendie 😅

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u/360walkaway 1d ago

Whattaburger does chicken tenders now? They can barely do burgers. I went to a couple in Corpus Christi and was so underwhelmed.

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u/ParticularBranch3831 1d ago

Differences between white and dark meat chicken tenders

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u/EstablishmentLess985 1d ago

Micro tendies matter

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u/SpeckleDorf9000 15h ago

ITS PERFECTLY AVERAGE HOW ELSE WOULD IT FIT IN AN M&M TUBE

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u/fatgat69 1d ago

What kind of moron counts only by number? That is less than a nugget. No one orders one tender and half a nugget.

Bare minimum I'm getting another tender and someone is getting in trouble.

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u/Tabooftw 1d ago

“Someone is getting in trouble” dude they don’t even make living wages you think they give af? 😂

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u/fatgat69 1d ago

Clearly they don't care if they'd give that out as two full chicken tenders.