r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/Crude_Templar • 4d ago
WCGW when you provoke a squid at point-blank range?
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u/SunsetSpark 4d ago
bro got a ink fetish, hes covered before the video even starts lol
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u/Snickits 4d ago
I bet that’s just what the squid sprayed as he’s being brought into the boat on a hook. So, his buddy pulled out the phone, and that 2nd blast was waaay bigger.
Cuz that’s a genuine laugh lol
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u/IGotBiggerProblems 4d ago
To be fair, if that were my friend, I could genuinely laugh at him doing this many times. At least 4.
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u/LiftingRecipient420 3d ago
That "genuine laugh" is audio from a different video that's been added to this one for some godforsaken reason.
He starts laughing before the squid even sprays.
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u/Crude_Templar 4d ago
God I wish I was that squid.
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u/IsThereCheese 4d ago
Why, you wanna ink-nut in his face also?
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u/Crude_Templar 4d ago
Don't threaten me with a good time. Some people pay for facials; I'm just looking for the all-inclusive seafood package.
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u/Delicious_Aside_9310 4d ago
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u/Eric_the_Barbarian 4d ago
Between all of us, that less than a fifth of a billionth of a death per person.
More people die for our cars and coal power plants than our sins. It doesn't really seem like a big deal once you get a little bit of perspective on it
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u/Electronic-Egg-4391 3d ago
Especially since the death didn't last long before he was revived along with a ticket straight to heaven.
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u/vikinxo 4d ago
The Norwegian word for these animals is 'Blekksprut', Blekk=Ink Sprut=Squirt.
Inksquirt
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u/Crude_Templar 4d ago
Fascinating. Thank you for sharing the etymology!
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u/UniqueUsername812 4d ago
Thanks for using that correctly.
People who confuse etymology and entomology really "bug" me
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u/Test-Tackles 4d ago
There is a word in the English language for having a word on the tip of your tongue but you just can't quite remember it. I used to know it, but refuse to relearn it.
For obvious reasons.
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u/7Zylon 4d ago
In german it is Tintenfisch - "InkFish"
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u/Wraiith303 4d ago
Afrikaans is similar. 'Inkvis' which just makes sense. Then we lost the plot... There is 'seekat' for octopus... Which translates to 'ocean cat'. And 'seekoei' for, wait for it, hippopotamus, which translates to 'ocean cow'.
Yeah.
Love stuff like this. I might have a language kink.
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u/shakygator 3d ago
In Old English sq means squirt and uid is derived from fuid which used to mean a form of fish and thus we call it a sq-uid. I just made all that up so I hope you're still reading.
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u/pinner 4d ago
I just feel terrible for the squid. 🦑
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u/SwimmingAdeptness110 4d ago
Well I logged onto reddit for a different type of shot to the face but guess you have to go with what you're given. Back in 10 mins.
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u/Crude_Templar 4d ago
Interesting that you came looking for a money shot and got a seafood facial instead. At least the squid had the decency to finish on his face before he could finish himself.
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u/EmergencySource1 4d ago
I thought he dipped his hand in the water to rinse his face.
nope 😆
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u/SebastianFerrone 3d ago
I think he thought of using the water to wash his face. But realised salt water ist maybe not the best idea
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u/flightwatcher45 4d ago
Staged but funny. He leaned into it mouth open lol.
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u/logicalconflict 4d ago
And he and the boat are already covered in ink when the video starts. This was probably take 7 or 8.
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u/flightwatcher45 4d ago
Yep and he's slapping it and saying the same thing over and over until it squirts so the can crop it and make it look surprising. Sick lol.
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u/pellwood32 4d ago
I get the feeling I'm going to see 4 or 5 different videos doing this exact same thing in the next week or so.
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u/DollarStoreChameleon 4d ago
i wonder how many times he did this to get that shot. i hate these animal abusers. just kill it quickly and eat it, ffs.
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u/pichael289 4d ago
Does anyone with experience know what this smells like? I imagine squid ink smells fucking terrible. Ocean shit usually does.
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u/Aiwendilll 4d ago
I thought the ink was dark black and stained your skin for weeks months? Must be a different type of squid
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u/DeusExHircus 4d ago
That went straight up his nose. I'm not sure what that smells like, but I'm guessing it's not pleasant. He wasn't sure whether to gag or laugh, rarely see that combo
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u/abelenky 4d ago
If only there were some large body of water nearby, he could jump in and clean himself thoroughly and quickly.
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u/ChiefKrunchy 4d ago
If his skin woulda turned black he woulda looked justblike the book description of Gollum....boat and all
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