r/Whatcouldgowrong • • 4d ago

WCGW when you provoke a squid at point-blank range?

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u/iXeons 4d ago

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u/pseudo-nimm1 4d ago

Jesus

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u/Rumo-H-umoR 4d ago

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u/No-Falcon-3966 4d ago

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u/rom197 4d ago

This is the best comment chain I have seen in a while.

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u/DrDuned 3d ago

If I could find a good gif of the wrestler Zandig's famous JESUS yell meme I would post it.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/No-Falcon-3966 4d ago

Jokes on you jesus, I float! At least in sea water so don't dilute it too much

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u/AscendedViking7 4d ago

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u/yugenigai 3d ago

Not even christian, but I loved that series (The Chosen)

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u/prw8201 3d ago

Don't gaslight me Jesus!

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u/refrito_perdido 4d ago

Bros looks like the blood cup Indiana Jones was forced to drink out of that put him under that "spell" in Temple of Doom.

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u/BurghEBurg 4d ago

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u/sleepyinsomniac7 3d ago

Holy shit I remember that movie, i was in middle school, i died laughing in this scene.

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u/Charming-Flamingo307 4d ago

Disappearing chin ink!

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u/Solid_Instruction_82 4d ago

Best photo of the internet for today

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u/LewdDudeNewd 4d ago

Wow, it blew his chin and jaw clear off! /s 😂

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u/SunsetSpark 4d ago

bro got a ink fetish, hes covered before the video even starts lol

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u/Snickits 4d ago

I bet that’s just what the squid sprayed as he’s being brought into the boat on a hook. So, his buddy pulled out the phone, and that 2nd blast was waaay bigger.

Cuz that’s a genuine laugh lol

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u/IGotBiggerProblems 4d ago

To be fair, if that were my friend, I could genuinely laugh at him doing this many times. At least 4.

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u/LiftingRecipient420 3d ago

That "genuine laugh" is audio from a different video that's been added to this one for some godforsaken reason.

He starts laughing before the squid even sprays.

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u/Drak_is_Right 4d ago

I bet he thought the squid was out.

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u/Crude_Templar 4d ago

God I wish I was that squid.

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u/IsThereCheese 4d ago

Why, you wanna ink-nut in his face also?

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u/Crude_Templar 4d ago

Don't threaten me with a good time. Some people pay for facials; I'm just looking for the all-inclusive seafood package.

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u/Ye_olde_oak_store 2d ago

Its a ✨️stress response✨️

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u/delirioushorse 4d ago

Oo inky😏

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u/crimeofsuccess 4d ago

An ink kink?

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u/Delicious_Aside_9310 4d ago

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u/ARedWalrus 4d ago

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u/Eric_the_Barbarian 4d ago

Between all of us, that less than a fifth of a billionth of a death per person.

More people die for our cars and coal power plants than our sins. It doesn't really seem like a big deal once you get a little bit of perspective on it

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u/Electronic-Egg-4391 3d ago

Especially since the death didn't last long before he was revived along with a ticket straight to heaven.

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u/vikinxo 4d ago

The Norwegian word for these animals is 'Blekksprut', Blekk=Ink Sprut=Squirt.

Inksquirt

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u/Crude_Templar 4d ago

Fascinating. Thank you for sharing the etymology!

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u/UniqueUsername812 4d ago

Thanks for using that correctly.

People who confuse etymology and entomology really "bug" me

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u/Test-Tackles 4d ago

There is a word in the English language for having a word on the tip of your tongue but you just can't quite remember it. I used to know it, but refuse to relearn it.

For obvious reasons.

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u/These-Buy-4898 3d ago

Lethologica (forgetful word)?

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u/Crude_Templar 4d ago

Haha, I get ya. Love the pun.

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u/JohnnyMushroomspore 3d ago

People who use obvious bug puns make my skin crawl (⁠◠⁠‿⁠◕⁠)

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u/crazykentucky 4d ago

I never remember which is which so I just don’t use them lol

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u/7Zylon 4d ago

In german it is Tintenfisch - "InkFish" 

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u/Sissilisko 4d ago

Same in Finnish Mustekala

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u/McBeefnick 4d ago

Now THAT makes sense...

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u/Thykothaken 4d ago

Same in Swedish! Bläckfisk (we have the one word for both squid and octopus)

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u/Wraiith303 4d ago

Afrikaans is similar. 'Inkvis' which just makes sense. Then we lost the plot... There is 'seekat' for octopus... Which translates to 'ocean cat'. And 'seekoei' for, wait for it, hippopotamus, which translates to 'ocean cow'.

Yeah.

Love stuff like this. I might have a language kink.

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u/Sneezy_23 11h ago

Same in Dutch.

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u/Tiyath 3d ago

The German word is Tintenspritverwaltungsfachangestellter

Just kidding, it's just Tintenspritzer (Tinte=Ink Spritzer = squirt(noun)

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u/shakygator 3d ago

In Old English sq means squirt and uid is derived from fuid which used to mean a form of fish and thus we call it a sq-uid. I just made all that up so I hope you're still reading.

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u/pinner 4d ago

I just feel terrible for the squid. 🦑

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u/Drak_is_Right 4d ago

Its going to be dinner

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u/Crude_Templar 4d ago

It's really an unfortunate situation for it.

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u/kokiev2 4d ago

Is this The Deep reddit account?

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u/howimetyourcakeshop 4d ago

Squidkake.

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u/Squirll 3d ago

Oh senpai, if you keep patting me like that

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u/PJ1883 4d ago

This must have been take 2 as he’s already covered in ink.

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u/SwimmingAdeptness110 4d ago

Well I logged onto reddit for a different type of shot to the face but guess you have to go with what you're given. Back in 10 mins.

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u/Crude_Templar 4d ago

Interesting that you came looking for a money shot and got a seafood facial instead. At least the squid had the decency to finish on his face before he could finish himself.

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u/Temporary_Lychee_535 4d ago

Feel bad for the squid, just kill it dude stop fuckin torturing it.

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u/skikoko 3d ago

Yeah, it's sad seeing animal abuse like that

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u/nangytangy 4d ago

Ahh you guys just made me ink!

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u/Fun_Mushroom9845 4d ago

He touched the butt

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u/EmergencySource1 4d ago

I thought he dipped his hand in the water to rinse his face.

nope 😆

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u/Fun_Mushroom9845 4d ago

Fully covered in ink, ya let’s wash those fingers

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u/SebastianFerrone 3d ago

I think he thought of using the water to wash his face. But realised salt water ist maybe not the best idea

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u/bezm12 4d ago

AI don't even know what's real anymore.

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u/rgrx119 4d ago

Guy looking like Luffy after not finding the one piece.

https://giphy.com/gifs/drbq2TQK8UkG4OLLAj

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u/Joalguke 4d ago

Deserved

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u/flightwatcher45 4d ago

Staged but funny. He leaned into it mouth open lol.

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u/logicalconflict 4d ago

And he and the boat are already covered in ink when the video starts. This was probably take 7 or 8.

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u/flightwatcher45 4d ago

Yep and he's slapping it and saying the same thing over and over until it squirts so the can crop it and make it look surprising. Sick lol.

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u/EconomyDoctor3287 4d ago

Everything for the gram! 

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u/Crimson-Rose28 4d ago

I wonder what it tasted like 🥴🤢

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u/dyaasy 3d ago

Supposedly squid ink just tastes very briny....

Just sea water, but viscous.

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u/Crimson-Rose28 3d ago

Ahhh ok. Could be worse I suppose.

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u/sc00p 3d ago

It's used as food coloring, so it cannot be that bad

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u/Crimson-Rose28 3d ago

Oh I did not know that 🤯 You learn something new everyday 🧐

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u/pellwood32 4d ago

I get the feeling I'm going to see 4 or 5 different videos doing this exact same thing in the next week or so.

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u/RNDPossum 4d ago

Well, he didn't start with very clean face neither.

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u/burberburnerr 4d ago

Bro leaned into it suspiciously. I think he did this on purpose for views.

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u/DollarStoreChameleon 4d ago

i wonder how many times he did this to get that shot. i hate these animal abusers. just kill it quickly and eat it, ffs.

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u/skikoko 4d ago

Poor squid

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u/AlcidesJr64 3d ago

Leave the wild life alone!

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u/mkeurr 4d ago

Guy fishes in a old bath tub but has galaxy s26

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u/barwhalis 4d ago

You've gotta be squidding me!

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u/Yubat 3d ago

Squid: With my last breath I spit at thee

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u/CaptainHappy42 1d ago

Serves you right! Leave animals alone

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u/pichael289 4d ago

Does anyone with experience know what this smells like? I imagine squid ink smells fucking terrible. Ocean shit usually does.

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u/Aiwendilll 4d ago

I thought the ink was dark black and stained your skin for weeks months? Must be a different type of squid

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u/igniteice 4d ago

Jesus can't help him now!

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u/Sytafluer 4d ago

Oh my indeed.

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u/Rdmtbiker 4d ago

That was a full load.

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u/Geetee52 4d ago

He’ll never be able to go back to fish sauce in a bottle now.

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u/Probablyyourproblem 4d ago

That’s gotta stink, too, right?

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u/BankNotz 4d ago

The guy laughs in English.

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u/Consistent-Tap-9426 4d ago

Gf did the same to me once

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u/Nervous_Salad_5367 4d ago

Good ol' MONEY SHOT!

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u/Adventurous_023 4d ago

But why did he wash his hand??

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u/Bordem-Industry 4d ago

Unfortunately they probably still killed the squid

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u/Waveshaper21 4d ago

Praying mantis 0, squid 1

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u/jgonz869 4d ago

Gross. Jump in thebovean to rinse off!

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u/pvtteemo 4d ago

Damn on first date too

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u/thescaryroom 4d ago

Everything reminds me of her

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u/Life_Boat_9709 4d ago

Look what God just did to us man!

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u/8-bit_Goat 4d ago

Always keep a towel handy when you're playing with your squid.

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u/TheOldNewGraig 4d ago

Oh man! Imagine the pasta he can make with that!

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u/Puzzlehead_Lemon 4d ago

Welp, I bet he sneezes ink for a week.

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u/cire1184 4d ago

Cuttlefish

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u/Astrocoder 4d ago

Squid: "Im sorry, this never happens to me..please dont tell anyone"

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u/essskedit 4d ago

Why he licked it? Lol

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u/Jaybird2k11 4d ago

he got squeeted on

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u/anttuspel 4d ago

Jesus shirt on a brown person xd

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u/Mocker-Poker 4d ago

I gotta call her

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u/grimmdal 4d ago

Point business end away from face

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u/Cicer 4d ago

Some people pay good money for that. 

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u/DeusExHircus 4d ago

That went straight up his nose. I'm not sure what that smells like, but I'm guessing it's not pleasant. He wasn't sure whether to gag or laugh, rarely see that combo

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u/Connect-Inspector-20 4d ago

And here I thought Cartoon exaggerated that ink shoot.

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u/el_grande_ricardo 4d ago

I dont think that was ink.

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u/Brutally-Honest- 4d ago

I don't even want to know what that tastes like 💀

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u/abelenky 4d ago

If only there were some large body of water nearby, he could jump in and clean himself thoroughly and quickly.

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u/WTFisThatSMell 4d ago

Ink?  That looks like stright up shit!

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u/Coll_MindElectric 4d ago

Isn't this the same guy who almost got chocked by an octopus?

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u/dolla-dolla-billyall 4d ago

It’s like Peter North getting finished off by some debutante.

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u/ChiefKrunchy 4d ago

If his skin woulda turned black he woulda looked justblike the book description of Gollum....boat and all

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u/snoopervisor 4d ago

A squird :D

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u/Opposite_Year2265 4d ago

It doesnt look like ink...

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u/LisanAlGaben 4d ago

This is one of the weirdest looking humans I have ever seen.

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u/FamilyFriendli 3d ago

Woof, straight in the mouth 😭

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u/Chefmeatball 3d ago

Jesus did not teach this man to fish

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u/AdmlBaconStraps 3d ago

I said it the first time this was posted, I'll say it again:

Squidkake

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u/lilac-bunni 3d ago

He really got the full squid experience.

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u/Dragondudd 3d ago

Dude got an inkakke

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u/bebopblues 3d ago

It's this the squid game everyone was talking about years ago?

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u/Apprehensive_Rip9731 3d ago

This could be a new Pornhub category

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u/Great_Lecture_2709 3d ago

the bowls of some bloke in inking distance

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u/Bofinqen 3d ago

Shirt says it all

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u/VisibleRoad3504 3d ago

Das is funny, ya!

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u/Haunting-Video5789 3d ago

his jersey says everything

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u/Nings777 3d ago

Is he pregnot now?

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u/lexasp 3d ago

I thought it’s a delicacy?

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u/SAMCRO-CALIFORNIA 3d ago

This squid is so big that it can feed 12 people easy😂

https://giphy.com/gifs/10BTyjzymJqYwg

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u/magichronx 3d ago

That moment when she says "don't stop"

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u/katamorigirl 3d ago

That’s gotta smell and taste awful

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u/LiftingRecipient420 3d ago

What's with the ridiculous added laugh track?

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u/mtnviewguy 3d ago

I'd jump in the water to cmean off!

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u/duraveritatem 3d ago

Dude looks like Gollum.

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u/FatTanuki1986 3d ago

Gollum...Gollum

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u/RandomRedditer220 3d ago

I swear, if I see a comment that says hear me out…

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u/LuciferNaamah 3d ago

How long has it been since that squid was stroked? It came too quickly :)