r/WorstAid • u/LuciusAnneus • 20d ago

Life jacket

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559 Upvotes

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u/Grouchy-Station-4058 20d ago

The only 2 guys in earth that don't have one knife between them.

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u/InevitableOk5017 20d ago

They probably did but this was more fun for the content

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u/Ollyfer 20d ago

To be fair, I never have one with me either. I rely on someone else carrying one

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u/Wakkit1988 19d ago

Works great until you get to this point.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg

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u/Ollyfer 19d ago

If I should ever knowingly get near such a situation, I will be prepared and pack a knife.

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u/Grouchy-Station-4058 20d ago

NGL that's me most of the time too!

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u/Dr_ChungusAmungus 20d ago

They are always around

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u/smilingmike415 17d ago

That’s how I made it through US Army Ranger school: a solid adherence the rock-solid belief that “somebody will square me away later!”

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u/DeKeeg 20d ago

Due to restrictions at work, I carry a "letter opener" 😉.

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u/Consistent_Net_2540 19d ago

Same restrictions, so I just keep my benchmade inside of my pants now. I have to clean it a lot more though lol...

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u/_unsinkable_sam_ 16d ago

wtf are this many people seriously carrying knives wherever you guys are from?

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u/Consistent_Net_2540 16d ago

It's rude not to

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u/hereforthesportsball 14d ago

Why wouldn’t you, it’s a tool

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u/Malfunction1972 20d ago

Not even a sharp stick

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u/Malfunction1972 20d ago

And I'm getting downvoted why? Reddit makes no sense sometimes.

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u/Consistent_Net_2540 19d ago

I promise you that life gets easier when you stop paying attention to, or caring about, your karma. Hell, I don't even read replies 99% of the time.

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u/Gusto_1982 20d ago

* ”Cowboys”

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u/JohnStamosSB 20d ago

Wears a cowboy hat but doesnt have a knife. Poser.

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u/Thick-Broccoli6986 20d ago

Seriously though. Not even a pocket knife?

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u/Guilty_BaN 20d ago

This is one instance I’m actually glad for it.

This guy would have just punched his friend in the face with a blade instead of his fist.

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u/Thick-Broccoli6986 20d ago

That’s a fair point. I don’t think there was much thought or brain power going into this.

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u/Dry_Spinach_3441 20d ago

All hat, no cattle.

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u/HotelHero 20d ago

I came here to say the exact same thing

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u/Green-Z 20d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/9GJ2brelcLRAMI4xhg

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u/Zwischenzug79 20d ago

He’s a big dumb animal isn’t he folks?

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u/Capital-Ad-4463 20d ago

Personally? I think this is staged.

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u/Photodan24 20d ago

It has to be. I've had one of these inflate and it doesn't come close to choking you. All the guy had to do was stick his finger in the end of the red tube to deflate.

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u/Grazer-22 19d ago

Just like the aircraft life vest demos show you

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u/Illustrious-Sun-9018 20d ago

Same. Especially when they are trying to remove it

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u/SouthParkFirefly1991 20d ago

No they're just idiots lol, they're pretty funny.

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u/BentheBruiser 20d ago

Wtf is punching gonna do 😂😂😂

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u/Malfunction1972 20d ago

He can't struggle if he's unconscious

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u/lizatethecigarettes 20d ago

He wiggles around like "fat guy in a little coat" 🎶

https://giphy.com/gifs/myJzfC5PozIkM

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u/SkittleShit 20d ago

was gonna say he literally pulled a chris farley

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u/ThePCTech 20d ago

Who's your favorite Little Rascal?

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u/XAlucarDX454 20d ago

The punching haha

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u/fordag 20d ago

Is this a comedy skit?

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u/Flar71 20d ago

Was almost a death jacket

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u/NOTExETON 20d ago

If you can talk you can breathe

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u/BagFullOfMommy 20d ago

From now on anytime someone gets uptight about me carrying a pocket knife all of the time like i’m some kind of mass murdering psycho for carrying a super useful tool, I’m going to direct them to this video of these two idiots.

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u/ljasonb 20d ago

I share your truth.

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u/xChoke1x 20d ago

Not a blade between em huh?

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u/Calraider7 19d ago

A southern guy without a knife ?

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u/IslandMist 19d ago

It's like that scene from Tommy Boy

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u/suchabadamygdala 20d ago

Man is a ridiculous baby

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u/thevaultguy 20d ago

It worked when Chris Farley did it.

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u/lilgreenghool 20d ago

Haha I love staged bullshit!

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u/AdStunning3266 20d ago

Death jacket

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u/ReadyConference1827 20d ago

Life jacket❌️
Death jacket❎️

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u/B_Williams_4010 20d ago

There is a button in the end of the manual inflation tube that you push with your fingertip to let the air out.

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u/OntologicalParadox 20d ago

Punch him in the head some more!!!

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u/Vanman04 20d ago

So fake.

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u/SATerp 20d ago

"As planned"

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u/raspyraspberries 20d ago

Yo, I was anxious watching that, really had me thinking the bald guy would just drop from lack of oxygen

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u/SouthParkFirefly1991 20d ago

I love CJ and Sonny, they are such idiots.

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u/kaijusdad 20d ago

I love the random uppercuts.

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u/ChrisEdErik 19d ago

NGL it was WAY funnier cause you almost killed him!

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u/dontshitaboutotol 19d ago

This looks exactly like Tommy boy

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u/boniggy 17d ago

Imagine finding someone at sea that suffocated and didn't drown

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u/ChaosRainbow23 17d ago

This is hilarious

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u/TotalMayhem707 16d ago

Deathjacket

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u/lordrefa 14d ago

Guarantee every one of these idiots has a knife in their pocket.

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u/w8ing2dr0wn 14d ago

This fake bullshit gets posted more times than my grandma's bail.

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u/Artevyx 2d ago

Well at least in a plane crash that'll keep your head above water 🤣

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u/cavorting_geek 20h ago

Shades of Chris Farley

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u/stratusnco 20d ago

fake and lame