r/Xennials • u/FajitaTits 1979 • 9h ago

THE BIG YELLOW ONE'S THE SUN!

Did you and your friends also get hammered in college and endlessly quote Brian Regan bits? Or were you quoting another comic of our time?

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u/GenJohnnyRico 9h ago

No, just those joke GI Joe PSAs.

17

u/yesmydog 9h ago

Pork chop sandwiches?

11

u/Squishy_Em 9h ago

Who wants a body massage?

5

u/DersOne 8h ago

Oh shit, get the fuck out of here!

10

u/Squishy_Em 9h ago

Hey kid, I'm a computer.

I got that engraved on my ipod

7

u/therealpopkiller 1979 9h ago

Stop all the downloading’!

5

u/slopirate 1985 9h ago

because knowing is half the battle?

4

u/bradyblack 8h ago

G. I. Jooooooooooooooee

3

u/jbp84 1984 8h ago

Does your mother hang out at dockside bars? Do you like baseball, Johnny?

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u/slopirate 1985 9h ago

Yes! You put a "s". You put a "s" at the end of the word. Boxen.

7

u/therealskittlepoop 9h ago

I still say moosen and boxen

5

u/slopirate 1985 9h ago

Many much moosen

3

u/NedRyerson_Insurance 8h ago

...evenings, and weekends, and all throughout May!

7

u/Revolutionary-Bed-88 9h ago

Where we going, Thunder?

2

u/slopirate 1985 9h ago

Every time I go to the gym or see scaffolding I think of this bit

7

u/electrosapiens 9h ago

I walked on the moon…

8

u/PilotC150 1983 9h ago

We still quote Brian Regan, and our kids do, too. I heard my nine-year tell her friend “I submit that cannot” last week.

7

u/HopelesslyHuman 1982 9h ago

I've always been a stand-up enjoyer. So not in college (I didn't discover him until after) but one of my "guilds" in FFXI was named "TakeLuck" for a reason. So.

8

u/josephsleftbigtoe 9h ago

"Enjoy your meal."

"You too!"

9

u/TheAssembler12 9h ago

Take Luck!

2

u/gregarious119 7h ago

Whenever you have luck, take it, care for it

2

u/slopirate 1985 9h ago

Don't know when to use the you too phrase

10

u/jwhennig 1981 9h ago

Eddie Izzard was my go to.

2

u/therealskittlepoop 9h ago

God he used to be great, great on that show “the riches” too, I wish we got more seasons of that

1

u/K2sX 1980 5h ago

Cake or death?

5

u/JacPhlash 9h ago

IT'S A CUP OF DIRT!

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u/scottheisel 8h ago

Good eye, Brian!

Good torso, coach!

2

u/gregarious119 7h ago

My kid is playing baseball as we speak.  Still goes “ play half game, still get whole snow cone 

2

u/checkoutmuhhat 1981 9h ago

“You had logs?”

2

u/gregarious119 7h ago

Every log truck, still, to this day

2

u/NedRyerson_Insurance 8h ago

I watched a ton of standup. Jim Gafigan is a favorite. And Dennis Leary. I was addicted to Comedy Central Presents and discovered so many comesians. I got several CDs of performers that were not well known because of seeing them there.

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u/Shington501 7h ago

This was a sound bit on Opie and Anthony for years. If you’re familiar, can you believe how outrageous that show was?

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u/pawogub 1984 9h ago

I quoted a lot of Kids in the Hall and Mr. Show.

1

u/mac117 1981 6h ago

Good eye! Good eye, Brian!

Good…. Torso!

1

u/Express-Cow190 1983 6h ago

In high school we would quote Chris Rock pretty regularly.

My wife and I still joke about the big piece of chicken at dinner time.

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u/Joggingmusic 6h ago

I call it cup of dirt

1

u/PoolNoob69 4h ago

Patton Oswalt, David Cross, Chappelle, Adam Sandler’s comedy albums and lots of others. 

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u/BeBopBarr 1979 1h ago

My husband and I always "You too!" each other and when Amazon delivers, it's always "boxen".