r/YUROP • u/YetAnotherSummerDay Yuropean • 2d ago

I sexually identify as an EU flag Windowproof

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Igor Chaika, the recently appointed director of Rossotrudnichestvo

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u/Salmonman4 2d ago

If I was an assassin, I would look into poisons which can be mistaken for heart-attacks

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u/YetAnotherSummerDay Yuropean 2d ago

Just a couple of hamburgers and chips.

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u/WillAndHonesty 1d ago

"Don't mess with that one, he's windowproof" - Russian poverb

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u/logperf 🇮🇹 2d ago

Not sure if this is valid criticism of the assassin Moscow regime, or vile body shaming. Looks like both.

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u/YetAnotherSummerDay Yuropean 2d ago

In my defence, i am fat. But I am not russian.