r/YouretheworstFX • u/Dry_Blackberry7133 • Sep 13 '26

Just started

Watching the pilot, tell me something i should know later?

Also, stormfront?

39 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/OffTheMerchandise Sep 13 '26

Sleepy bitches don't deserve real people phones

7

u/demnutz93 Sep 14 '26

You think your cookies are safe? Hahaha your cookies are not safe

54

u/Katz3njamm3r Sep 13 '26

He didn’t know it was a school

42

u/insomniac_z Sep 13 '26

Just keep watching. It's a wild ride. Don't let anyone spoil it for you.

13

u/AnonAwaaaaay Sep 13 '26

They should make a bingo card of these quotes though. 

I haven't seen a single one that's a spoiler so far which is awesome!

39

u/Mathute87 Sep 13 '26

New phone, who dis

34

u/demnutz93 Sep 13 '26

Little shitty jimmy has a song about him

32

u/meseta Sep 13 '26

I made so much trash juice, you guys.

23

u/SerDankTheTall Sep 13 '26

Just don't watch the Babadook.

It's too scary.

9

u/AnonAwaaaaay Sep 13 '26

They have a real live Babadook!!!

40

u/Lufia_2_GOAT Sep 13 '26

Sunday Funday, better than a Monday.

30

u/kdubbz614 Sep 13 '26

Can only do it one way, and that is the drunk way!

5

u/QueasyScallion2884 Sep 13 '26

I was taunting my kids with this song all day today! They were begging me to stop! 🤣

18

u/leogrrrrl04 Sep 13 '26

Gretchen can go anywhere.

16

u/wheresWaldo000 Sep 13 '26

I borrowed your war costume.

12

u/AnonAwaaaaay Sep 13 '26

Abobos and mani-pedis! 

Also, cocaine and butt stuff!

10

u/SIEGE312 Sep 13 '26

I regret being born dead!

10

u/slowboat-to-hades Sep 14 '26

Crepes are just pancakes for assholes.

9

u/AdmiralBiscuits Sep 14 '26

But…work is for day

6

u/Joshonthecusp Sep 13 '26

Jimmy is obsessed with a stupid mouse!

7

u/Severe-Sort9177 Sep 13 '26

Hey…

3

u/NoChapter82 Sep 15 '26

HEY!!!! DOT. DOT. DOT!!

7

u/Maggiethecataclysm Sep 14 '26

This reminds me to wash my legs when I shower

4

u/NoChapter82 Sep 15 '26

Cum guzzling jizz goblin

4

u/amilbarge00 Sep 16 '26

The heart is a dumb dumb.

2

u/totti2101 Sep 17 '26

You stayed

1

u/AnonAwaaaaay Sep 16 '26

She eats floor candy!

1

u/AnonAwaaaaay Sep 16 '26

Knock, Knock!

1

u/strangeorbeforgotten 24d ago

Gretchen has the floor.