r/YoutubeThumbs • • 7h ago

American Christians...

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u/Sweet-Pressure102 7h ago

I feel robbed, I've been watching porn for years and it only made me slightly bi-curious

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u/RA_Finance 7h ago

Half-gay is still gay.

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u/LabratHeartattack 6h ago

But the real gays will never respect you

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u/MacaMonkers 6h ago

there are bi people who like one gender more than the other one, so bi doesn’t mean half gay all the time

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u/AgentCirceLuna 6h ago

It’s annoying as fuck how many people don’t understand this. Kinsey understood it a century back… why is education failing so many?

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u/RA_Finance 6h ago

It doesn't matter; I don't make the rules.

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u/AlphaBeaverYuh_1 5h ago

Your right you don’t, and your wrong.

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u/PeasantLich 7h ago

"No, you don't get it, we all need Jesus to not have gay sex 24/7!"

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u/Jealous-Mulberry-180 5h ago

It's funny how the atheists are the ones ignoring the science.

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u/PeasantLich 5h ago

Science of what? Jerking off to women making you gay?

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u/Jealous-Mulberry-180 5h ago

YES

Maybe watch the video bro...

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u/PeasantLich 5h ago

I have to harshly disagree with my decades of masturbation experience and zero homosexual desires.

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u/MouseSwat2009 7h ago edited 7h ago

Jesus dosent care if people are gay its just not his thing😭

Im not saying you cant be gay or that Jesus dislikes someone in some way and would want to stop you bad wording sorry

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u/AunMeLlevaLaConcha 6h ago

Does jesus speak to you frequently? Do you guys talk a lot? Is he in the room with you rn?

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u/MouseSwat2009 6h ago

Sorry i dont mean any bad faith

Its just from my understanding he loves gay people just as much as others and would treat them the same its just he dosent like the idea of homosexuality but is okay with you doing it cause it creats no harm to anyone and you

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u/These-Lie-735 7h ago

Watching porn made me asexual

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u/Mysterious-Creme8709 7h ago

Here before somebody tells you watching porn makes you ineligible to be ace

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u/No-Independence9104 7h ago

Remind me 1 day

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u/risisas 6h ago

Also checking my ticket

Also something about the lactose intolerant watching the dairy ile

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u/AgentCirceLuna 6h ago

That’s a decent analogy. Somebody could be lactose intolerant yet still like drinking milk despite it being incompatible with them, despite the experience being unpleasant afterwards - almost immediately in some cases - but the taste might be enjoyable. So, in terms of average time, you could say a few seconds is enjoyable but minutes and hours afterwards are unpleasant. So is the person really a ‘fan’ of milk or interested in having it?

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u/risisas 5h ago

It was mostly referencing a meme of a Grindr Convo when a straight guy talking to a gay one claimed "I am like a lactose intolerant person in the dairy ile, just watching cuz I am curious, I don't actually want to try"

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u/Johann-SM 4h ago

no one has ever believed me on this but i have never watched porn

im invincible to "erm you're not asexual because of..."

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u/AgentCirceLuna 6h ago

I believe there’s a separate category, which I call “functionally asexual”, that’s different to asexuality and demisexuality types. In this case, it’s being unable to have it due to emotional, physical, or other reasons. I consider myself to be this way as I’m disgusted by it and scared by it. I’ve been in bed with people, quite a few, and never did anything. I just like being with someone emotionally but dislike the act itself. I find it gross and monstrous.

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u/Franz__Ferdinand 7h ago

So you are saying that instead of shooting random people with my gay-inator, I could have just made porn?

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u/-bourgeoisie 7h ago

I discovered my sexuality via Porn at 13. So yes

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u/Academic_Cap_1710 6h ago

I love this YouTuber/tiktoker, his name is Jesus and whatnot (and why does this sub have a habit of not watching the video and judging a book by its cover?)

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u/Chisaspotentialwife 6h ago

Hahaha omg that where my old math teacher got that from lol

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u/AgentCirceLuna 6h ago

How tf did this even come up in a maths class

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u/Chisaspotentialwife 6h ago

Ohh well yoy see where im from teachers are choosen to be form teachers. Basically the teacher in charge of the class. Almost every teacher is either a form or coform teacher for one of the classes. Anyhow from teachers also taught sex ed classes. My math teacher was my form teacher. He told as (as a bonus to what he was supposed to teach) that masterbaiting can make you gay, make you malnourished and that woman only like hair on your head and no where else.

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u/jd-porteous-93 5h ago

If it's Astolfo then maybe

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u/AunMeLlevaLaConcha 6h ago

Yes, go and top a shit ton of buffed dudes, claim your place as the alpha male to be the top man, that'll make you super straight.

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u/Jealous-Mulberry-180 5h ago

Found the addict

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u/Junior_Peak_3610 6h ago

Nah, it only made me gay for big Buffy fictonal furrys

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u/Jelqwater 5h ago

Half truth. Porn made me bi.

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u/SheZowRaisedByWolves 3h ago

Probably the logic of looking at a dick in porn is “gay.” I got news for you when you jack it, buddy

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u/Tugatitabella80 3h ago

I watch a lot of gay porn and I can confirm I am straight as a pole

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u/DrLudvig-von-higgins 1h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/4chEj4Q6u7VfKBuq8l

Watchin gay porn make you not want to do gay shit

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u/ArtisticResident462 13m ago

What does this have to do with me?