r/absolutelynotme_irl • • 8d ago

Absolutely_not me irl

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u/UncreativeUsername84 8d ago

I had to read this about 4 times.

After the first time I said, "Wtf did that just say?"
After the second time I said, "Lady, why would you even feel the need to put that on social media?"
After the third time I said, "How does anybody else follow such ridiculous details?"
After the fourth time I said, "Oh that's a guy posting this? Makes total sense now."

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u/DiZZYDEREK 8d ago

That's not a man, she's a stand up comedian that posts on reddit. 

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u/UncreativeUsername84 8d ago

She calls herself "alpha male?" Is that the joke?

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u/Educational_Ruin_227 7d ago

It is A joke.