r/achewood • u/achewood_official Onstad's Finger-Presses • Aug 14 '26

Chat w/me Every Friday in the Patreon Strip Comments - 10am PST!

Since we have so many new Reddichos (I simply must find a better term) in the Patreon, I wanted to make sure everybody knows that for the first hour or so after the Friday strip goes up, I'm in the comments hammin' with y'all. Come in and yam, ham, or jam! It's breakfast time and we still blowin' steam off the potatoes. Today's strip: https://www.patreon.com/Achewood/posts/0191-at-sixes-166636329 yes that is Jeff Bezos, who is being challenged by Philippe.

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u/achewood_official Onstad's Finger-Presses Aug 14 '26

Radicchichos? Like the tough purple lettuce. Reddicchichos.

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u/Sea_Negotiation_1871 Teodor's yeast infection Aug 14 '26

Redachos?

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u/achewood_official Onstad's Finger-Presses Aug 14 '26

For Chos Who Redact Documents ™

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u/Sea_Negotiation_1871 Teodor's yeast infection Aug 14 '26

Only what Philipe feels is inappropriate for his newspaper.

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u/achewood_official Onstad's Finger-Presses Aug 14 '26

I know the Prime Time ads in the zines get redacted, but can't think of other examples off the top of my head

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u/frankenbuddha LIE BOT Aug 14 '26

Naw, man, I don't use no chumpy Reddit. Talk about your people who eat Redachos at every meal

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u/achewood_official Onstad's Finger-Presses Aug 14 '26

Ok, challenge: what is on "reddit themed nachos"

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u/frankenbuddha LIE BOT Aug 14 '26

2010-era forced-meme bacon and loneliness, with the Debonair Sysadmin set aside so as not to risk grease stains.

Speaking of forced memes, I'm proud of your userbase for not touching the "67" bait.

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u/achewood_official Onstad's Finger-Presses Aug 14 '26

Yeah I think everyone's generally too old/brainy to give a shit about the 67 thing. My wife warned me about it but I chuckled and was like, "you don't know my people like I do."

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u/achewood_official Onstad's Finger-Presses Aug 14 '26

power users of the Debonair Sysadmin will place a shower-cap-type ringed elastic enclosure around the brim while eating.

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u/OnyxAlyx i am philippe and i am 5 years old! wow 😲 Aug 17 '26

fingers Onion Offense Card

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u/bebemochi folded with an intensity normally seen only in successes Aug 14 '26

My roller derby nickname is HAM!

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u/achewood_official Onstad's Finger-Presses Aug 14 '26

Single word is a bold subversion of the accepted pun-form. Not even Devil's Ham, or Fine Virginia Hams. Brava.

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u/bebemochi folded with an intensity normally seen only in successes Aug 14 '26

You talked to me! *swoon* lol

One day if I get rostered it might be "Goin' HAM" but for now just HAM.

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u/achewood_official Onstad's Finger-Presses Aug 14 '26

Goin' Ham is the move

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u/bebemochi folded with an intensity normally seen only in successes Aug 14 '26

Moving is definitely what I hope to do on the track

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u/fatwiggywiggles Ass men don't got no drink! Aug 14 '26

Hey Chris

The oldest email in my gmail account is from 2007, thanking you for finally including a tit in achewood, having only previously depicting dicks. I shared your response with a friend of mine and she called me cool

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u/achewood_official Onstad's Finger-Presses Aug 15 '26

This warms my heart in a way that good people will never understand

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u/BuddhaRockstar Can't believe tostadas these days. Aug 18 '26

Bartender! Three Breast Men, if you please!

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u/BuddhaRockstar Can't believe tostadas these days. Aug 18 '26

I was about to remove this for posting bookleg Patreon content, but Onstad slipped me a fiver.

He's good people.