r/addressme • u/Ok-You4214 • 1d ago

There’s a story here somewhere

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 22h ago

u/Ok-You4214, the elephant doesnt know if he likes this post or not... Let him know what you think.

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u/Otherwise-4PM 1d ago

One lady has no legs, while another has three.

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u/Scared-Cat-2541 1d ago

Is the 3rd leg an actual leg, or is it just a metaphor for something else...

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u/Otherwise-4PM 1d ago

It’s destined to remain unknown

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u/buttnibbler 1d ago

I need to say this more

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u/LardFan37 1d ago

Why don’t ya stick around and find out?

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u/NukeTheWhales5 1d ago

Alight. I'd pay to see what kinda show they put on.

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u/ThisChampion1966 1d ago

Where is the implication given that any lady has 3 legs? Only one leg is missing so one of the women has only one leg right?

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u/Ok-Inspector-9622 1d ago

They actually all have no legs but then theres jessica with 39 legs

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u/Smooth-Traffic8038 1d ago

"It was a hot night in the city of angels when a leggy blonde walked into my office. She had 38 maybe 39 legs. Way too many." Just minded me of that punkey doodles short.

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u/Ok-Inspector-9622 1d ago

Human centipede but its just one woman with 100 legs

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u/stpete_mom 1d ago

I see Ilene is still working there

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u/ExtensionInformal911 1d ago

One of her legs is a bit ugly.

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u/RummageSail 1d ago

She’s still saving for a tattoo cover up on that leg.

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u/Budget_Newspaper_489 1d ago

all of the lady have 2 legs but one of theme have a non-sexy leg

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u/Accomplished_Joke_24 1d ago

Diversity hire? They're probably good at their job.

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u/Sir-Flatulancealot 1d ago

Good ol’ Eileen

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u/Doctor_Saved 1d ago

Better than 41 legs

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u/PeaceSelsButWhosBuyn 1d ago

I'd have to see it for myself to be certain

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u/Any-Memory2630 1d ago

I mean... That surely makes you curious?

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u/Mindstory2 1d ago

One of them has 7 vaganias. Maybe more. Imagine.

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u/devilsaint86 1d ago

Go say hi to Peggy

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u/Ok-You4214 1d ago

The number of “sexy legs” is one less than you’d expect for the given number of people

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u/mapmakinworldbuildin 1d ago

Another photograph of a elephant

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u/TheFalconGuy 1d ago

Hey maybe one of the legs is just ugly, ugly things exist

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u/Red_R09 1d ago

Prolly a prosthetic

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u/krankito701 1d ago

59 sexy ladies 39 half off

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u/Fun-Heron-7609 1d ago

Can I have Ms Legless?

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u/Various_Squash722 21h ago

I guess they have Peggy on shift that night.