r/agedlikemilk • u/Dananism • 1d ago
News Katie Zacharia (GONE)
The quickest turn around in US history for WH Press Secretary. Less than a week.
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u/afroafroguy 1d ago
Bwahahaha!!! She lasted 1/9th of a Liz Truss! For the non British people, Liz Truss was so shit as Prime Minister, she only lasted for 45 days. She was openly mocked in the press for having a premiership shorter than the shelf life of a lettuce!!!
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u/flamedarkfire 1d ago
She last half a Scaramucci
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u/WarEagle107 1d ago
Instead of mississippis, i am gonna start saying one Scaramucci, two Scaramucci to count seconds lol
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u/NateShaw92 1d ago
You could legit go on a week abroad and have missed an entire press secretary's run. That's low.
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u/wildyam 1d ago
tHE BeSt PeoPLe
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u/Dananism 1d ago
Meritocracy at its finest 😂😂
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u/Trollberto__ 1d ago
I wouldn’t be surprised if we found out that they are bidding White House positions.
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1d ago edited 1d ago
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u/DadJokeBadJoke 1d ago
He blames the media being hard on her, because he can't admit that this is another fuckup by him hiring an incompetent person again...
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u/Valentiaga_97 1d ago
The meme factory didnt even finish all memes and shes fired within one work week 🧐
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u/dc7944 1d ago
‘Former press secretary and pretend lawyer’
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u/Dananism 1d ago
Temu pretend lawyer 🫢😂
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u/dc7944 1d ago
Did she only take 3 questions from right wing media groups in a 14 minute span?? Was that her whole experience? Honestly I don’t know cause all I see is the “5 days” headlines. If so, yet another shit show from the orange clown
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u/Hunter-Gatherer_ 1d ago
Anyone with half a brain knows exactly why this woman ever got the job in the first place. Trump was attracted to her therefore to him she was qualified
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u/lake2014 1d ago
Do they have some sort of 1-800-INCOMPETENT hotline from where they get these steady supply of individuals?
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u/justsayfaux 1d ago
The funniest part to me is their attempt to save face by saying she's "transitioning to a different role" rather than the fact they fired her for incompetence.
Anyone repeating the "transitioning" talking point in their headlines are outing themselves as propagandists.
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u/BigBootyWholes 1d ago
A third White House correspondent said they were surprised Trump ever offered her the job in the first place, saying "usually he’s spot on about who has 'it' and who doesn’t." https://www.foxnews.com/media/white-house-reporters-react-katie-zacharia-brutal-exit-trump-press-secretary.amp
Oh really…
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u/jbirdrules 1d ago
1/2 of a Scaramucci, he will be fuming that his records been lost. A new measure of time has been created
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u/Critical-Hospital-40 1d ago
the king (scaramucci as a unit of time) is dead! long live the king (zacharia as a unit of time)
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u/circuit_breaker 1d ago edited 1d ago
2 Zachariah = 1 scaramucci
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u/nevenoe 1d ago
Wait what I have miss that she’s already gone?
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u/Dananism 1d ago
Yup! Allegedly “Trump asked her to reconsider.” Then said “I told her she should reconsider” aka he fired her. Lol.
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u/captdunsel721 1d ago edited 1d ago
The revolving door is working just fine at Trumpster's glitter joint.
I wonder if she failed the diaper change test
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u/JokrOnCrak 1d ago
This has become a “Hire-by-the-week” position. Looking for a volunteer with availability until next Friday.
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u/HadeanMonolith 1d ago
Can’t imagine how humiliated she must feel right now. I feel bad for her honestly. Just more gross behavior from Trump: since he’s the one who appointed her, he owed it to her to stand by her for more than five days, even five awkward days. But of course he doesn’t care, because he’s incapable of empathy
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u/Coy9ine 1d ago edited 1d ago
I don't feel bad for her at all. She knew what she was signing up for, the pedophile she was signing up with, and Donny the Pedophile's history of firing press secretaries.
All for what she thought would be fame and glory. He lies about being a pedophile and she lies about being a lawyer.
She had it coming.
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u/NateShaw92 1d ago
I don't feel bad for 2 reasons
One, go to bed with dogs wake up with fleas.
Two, sacked after a week it looks like he (trump) fucked up, not so much her.
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u/CarsCarpal 1d ago
Three - even by this administrations standards, she was utterly yet arrogantly incompetent.
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u/EyeSuspicious777 1d ago
Just imagine how many blowjobs it took for her just to get a job for less than a week.
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u/furiocitea 1d ago
My guy, don't. She's just a terrible person and a grifter like everyone else in Trump's orbit. Do you ask how many blowjobs Hegseth gave?
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u/Mr_Epimetheus 1d ago
Well, maybe she shouldn't have been given the job of whitehouse press secretary when it was only her first day speaking human...
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u/shelli1206 12h ago edited 7h ago
Where was Katie Zacharia’s “executive” SVP of something husband in all of this? I would expect someone at that level to have some insights if he’s got a front row seat to her antics and knows the truth about her. Why wouldn’t he tell her to cut it out?
Why wasn’t he saying “honey it’s not a good idea for you to claim to be a lawyer / an attorney since you were too busy getting married & having “4 kids in 6 yrs & moving to China” to pass the bar exam. That’s easy to fact check and you are putting yourself at risk”
Funny how quiet he’s been. Doesn’t seem like a very supportive partner. Must be the patriarchy again!
Or maybe he is full of crap too 🤣 somebody might want to check his credentials as well
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u/uncertain2710 8h ago
Maybe that's just how their marriage works lol. She doesn't ask what he actually does as an SVP of whatever, and he doesn't ask if she ever passed the bar. But yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if he knew and just figured nobody would bother checking. Which is hilarious considering how ridiculously easy it is to look up someone's bar admission status
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u/Prometheus_303 48m ago
Remember he has claimed (on multiple occasions) that he only hires "the very best"..
Interesting that "the very best" for the position was only able to hold it for just five days before being asked to leave ...
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