r/aislop • u/Jumpy-Tourist-4323 • 22d ago
found on Instagram Unironically his profile picture says he stands with trump
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u/mjzim9022 22d ago
The dad has 3 arms, that or someone else is behind the family putting their arm around the wife, perhaps their 3rd.
Also these are some Lannister looking mfers
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u/Joperhop 22d ago
nah, the guy banging his wife is holding her, he is just hiding.
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u/Excellent_Pirate8224 22d ago
I was going to say, that’s the guy he is secretly banging. Anyone going this far, to express their hatred toward LGBTQ+, has the Grindr app on their phone.
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u/CorgiMonsoon 22d ago
Has no one told him about Sniffies? It’s web-based, so you just need to know how to clear your browser history
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u/hipnotic1111 22d ago
She has a wedding ring, the arm holding the umbrella doesn't.
Eta: it actually looks more like just an engagement ring and neither of his left hands has a ring at all.
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u/TangerineGmome 22d ago
Or perhaps God is holding the umbrella to shield them from the scary rainbow people.
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u/98103wally 22d ago
So does Mr. Christianity understand where the rainbow comes from?
Yes. The LGBT community have adopted the symbol.
BUT!
The core message is still God's promise to humanity to never destroy the earth with another flood. The rainbow is a symbol of God first and foremost not bigotry.
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u/garaile64 22d ago
To be fair, some Christians complain about the LGBT+ community "stealing the rainbow".
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u/TheBladeWielder 21d ago
the LGBTQ+ community being powerful enough to steal something from God himself is hilarious to me.
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u/greenwhiteredblack 22d ago
It will never not tickle me that there exist people that at some point in their lives sincerely believed rainbows didn't exist prior to the Flood because a grown adult told them that.
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u/Stranger2Nite 22d ago
Well of course they reject God with shielding themselves from the rainbow while cosplaying as Christians. They reject the teachings of Christ and would crucify him again if he showed up today.
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u/Hellix_Nebulla 22d ago
Dieu a dit: qu' "il faut aimer son prochain"
Pourquoi ne pas aimer des gens qui aiment différemments ?
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u/lvb0202 22d ago
Ah yes, the man who most famously lives in the image of Christ, Donald Trump.
I have NO IDEA how these crackpots square that circle in their minds.
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u/Aztecah 22d ago
And Jesus said "Ew, those trans people aren't like us, I will shield you from them."
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u/ibetthathurt 22d ago
The dad has 3 arms… and why are they always blond in these pictures?
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u/Honey-and-Venom 22d ago
they're nazis.
the whole point is they'd rather their kids kill themselves than be queer. if you follow it to it's logical conclusion
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u/Baricat 22d ago
I'm going with the dad is holding the umbrella and the son is a young Stretch Armstrong.
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u/GuyWhoIsAnonymous123 22d ago
I’m going with the wife has two left hands and one is holding the umbrella
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u/jared10011980 22d ago
Theyre so fetishistic. Probably the type of style illustration youd see in some bad kids book in the 40s & 50s - tho in the 40s and 50s fighting dictatorship was a priority.
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u/JonoBlue 22d ago
All these dumb fucking posts are from the 50s. Cause that exactly what these fuckheads want, to go back to a time when no-one except dumbass white people in the 5 bedroom house with a fence around it, who's wife stayed in the kitchen and always put a invisible hypothetical before anything else, stupid stupid times. That being said I would want to time travel back just to see how it was for the majority
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u/BizSilver5013 22d ago
And even then, that wasn't the actual 1950's as much as what was portrayed in media from that time period.
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u/MC_Fap_Commander 22d ago
Unions ensured manufacturing jobs were well paid. That part never gets mentioned.
I think MAGA's real nostalgia era is the 1980's. Gen X looks on that period with dopey nostalgia (and they're more reliable Trump voters than even the boomers). These people want some sort of Reagan "it's morning in America" horseshit while ignoring the deregulation and union busting of that era is why we have economic instability now.
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u/JonoBlue 22d ago
I do like those 50s 60 commercials for the appliances though, they could build a hell of a fridge
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u/MC_Fap_Commander 22d ago
Those fridges used long banned coolants (which have been banned for good reason). Kept things really cool, but that caused other issues.
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u/Cambren1 22d ago
The gayness pours down like a firehose, but this guy and his family always have a cloud over them. I guess that’s what happens when you are a three armed Christian mutant.
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u/Xenorange42 22d ago
Can’t imagine hating an entire group of people just because they don’t live the way you do. I’ll never be able to comprehend that concept. It’s very easy to allow other people to live their lives, you’ll never be affected.
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u/og_war_goat 22d ago
If they were Christian, they'd know the rainbow is a symbol of God's forgiveness and mercy, which they are rejecting for themselves with their umbrella of politics and power lust.
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u/Daveed-unit40 22d ago
Who was the last dictator? Who wanted nothing but blonds to represent the world?
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u/Zain-Hazar 22d ago
Why they're all blonde and white? 😭
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u/plopgun 22d ago
The parents are sibilings, so everyone looking so much alike makes sense.
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u/ThelIIusion0fSeIf 22d ago
I've seen a lot of families over the years as patients. It's really sad when these people can't come to terms with the fact that their kids are individuals with their own beliefs, orientations, interests, etc. Religious conservatives don't believe in unconditional love and only have more children than they have time/money for because their cult needs more donation money and exploitable labor in the future.
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u/OrchidSea1836 22d ago
One kid will be a radical queer baker in a second tier city, one will be an anarchist pansexual in a non hierarchical polycule, and one will work for Palantir. 33.3% success rate call that FAILURE
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u/TemporaryBoss64 22d ago
Given the Trump supporting profile. We’re assuming they are his children in this pic.
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u/BogWitchMab 22d ago
“Tell me you’re a racist homophobe without telling me you’re a racist homophobe.”
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u/bunnypaste 22d ago
Is this the right place to discuss the serious harm created by the pressuring of the patriarchial nuclear family model?
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u/NYCWartortle 22d ago
I think the Trump part tracks because he’s basically saying that the U.S. and our good Christian values are protecting white, heteronormative America, or as some like to call it, “the traditional family.”
Because, of course, there’s absolutely no dysfunction whatsoever inside all those subdivisions with identical houses. Just an endless outpouring of God’s love and wholesome American values.
It’s all bull crap.
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u/External-Goat-489 22d ago
What else would his profile pic say? Real
Christians don’t post this crap.
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u/nemmalur 22d ago
Uh, but god made rainbows, right? And making an umbrella out of a flag is pretty disrespectful.
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u/Illustrious-Divide95 22d ago
Strong Aryan purity vibes
They literally like a 1930s family , the son looks like he's just come home from his Hitler youth meeting
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u/FlyTricky1125 22d ago
How the hell does he stand with Trump? The man is holding a Bible and not trying to sell it to you is next to a church and Trump would burst in flames. If he was doing that same thing I don’t understand this white Christian national shit because Trump is orange and a sexual predator and a fellow how they equate with each other. I do not know.
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u/mkgearhead1 22d ago
If I saw a family like that walking down the street, I’d move to the other side. They’re giving off strong Ariyan-Stepford vibes.
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u/Vivid-Use1749 22d ago
Ironically, this period of time so beloved by the right as America's golden age (or whatever) was right when unions were strong, (accordingly) the middle class was flourishing, and Democrats held both houses of Congress for almost 40 years straight.
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u/Venice_Beach_218 21d ago
Am I the only person who's creeped out by a husband and wife having the EXACT same color of hair and eyes?
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u/Ill-Dependent2976 22d ago
Yeah the nazi imagery is a clear giveaway he's Republican.
Blonde-hair blue-eye Aryan "masterrace." Boy's wearing Lederhosen and is basically in a Hitler Youth uniform. Woman and girls are wearing dresses and subjected to the man of the family. Old fifties era car signify a desire to return to racial segregation (make America "great" again). Fake patriotism in the idolatry of the American flag, which they don't seem to be aware is a desecration of the flag. And of course the old nazi hallmark- homophobia.
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u/Accomplished_Song219 22d ago
His kids must be absolutely ridiculed going to school dressed like that.
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u/CarolingianSchemer 22d ago
Damn the wife must be on some quality grade barbiturates to smile that much in her unfulfilling, boring ass 1950s tradwife life. That, or the husband lobotomized her for daring to be uppity.
Oh, fun fact. Here in Germany, western germans had a similar trad-wife thing going in the 50s and 60s. Only ours had something else: Frauengold, a "medication" to calm down women… consisting of at least 16,5% Alcohol. Life is getting easier when youre batshit drunk apparently.
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u/Mandy_M87 22d ago
Drugs and alcohol were definitely used by housewives in North America as well
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u/4444Grains 22d ago
Mother’s little helper…helped get her through the soul-sucking monotony of her life
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u/SpreadTheted2 22d ago
I love that someone is showing how they love protecting children by generating images with the the child porn generator 90000
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u/LightWarrior_2000 22d ago
They don't want that Post Noah flood rainbow, the bible is too woke because of rainbows.
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u/Valuable_Wallaby_548 22d ago
Trump wants to touch those kids and fuck his wife while the dude is secretly a gay Christian.
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u/DumbBerk87 22d ago
That guy? In the real world?
He beats his wife and kids. She’s on barbiturates and deeply unhappy (thus the heavy medications to keep her compliant), and he’s also having an affair. Quite possibly with another man.
The time back then that straight white men want to go back to? It didn’t exist. Young men don’t know what the fuck they’re talking about.
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u/Dyno_boy7441 22d ago
He would gladly sacrifice up one of those AI children to give to his Dear Leader to rape.
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u/Dry-Ad-8948 22d ago edited 22d ago
This piece is called “How to disrespect the American flag #33781”. Classic Trump cuck piece.
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u/Practical-Writer-228 22d ago
If you’re ever talking to a regretful MAGA, don’t say it’s just Trump that fooled them; tell them FOX NEWS etc. didn’t give them the info they needed and not to trust it. Don’t say it’s Trump that conned them; say it’s the entire GOP. Help stop the cycle.
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u/OkChildhood1706 22d ago
Of course he does. See he even brought some children as tribute for his president.
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u/brotherlyshove 22d ago
The little boy in the middle could break out in "Tomorrow Belongs To Me" any minute.
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u/OnionTamer 22d ago
When the rainbow is in the sky, it is God's promise not to flood the world again.
Genesis 9:13-15
13I set My rainbow in the cloud, and it shall be for the sign of the covenant between Me and the earth. 14 It shall be, when I bring a cloud over the earth, that the rainbow shall be seen in the cloud; 15 and I will remember My covenant which is between Me and you and every living creature of all flesh; the waters shall never again become a flood to destroy all flesh.
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u/desertguy1961 22d ago
Republicunts make me sick. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
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u/hipnotic1111 22d ago
She has an engagement ring but no wedding ring it would appear, and of course he has no ring on either of his left arms.
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u/kyflyboy 22d ago
That car reflects the year they think they're living in. Boy looks like a brown shirt Nazi right out of JoJo Rabbit
What bot posts this crap?
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u/tsulegit 22d ago
So, does this mean boomer Christians want to forsake God’s promise and flood the planet?
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u/The-Bigger-Fish 22d ago
Granted, if a rainbow has melted and became a liquid form of light, I’d use an umbrella too
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u/ThatBarbGirl 22d ago
If you need an industrial Jesus umbrella to guard you from being gay... you might be a latent homosexual.
That's also not how rainbows work.
https://giphy.com/gifs/Fjr6v88OPk7U4
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u/Outside-Pear9429 22d ago
I don’t think you needed to add “unironically.” This is very standard Trump supporter content. We would have known already
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u/lilpoinciana 22d ago
Those poor babies don't know they are being shielded from God's glorious light.
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u/RusRusso 22d ago
Dad has a secret Grindr account, son will be performing drag in 10 years, big sis goes butch, mom founds a PFLAG chapter in her lily-white suburb, and little sis becomes a DSA organizer.
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u/riverdancejeff 22d ago
The funny thing about these kind of posts is the rainbow is a symbol of God’s love. So they are shielding themselves from God’s love
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u/osumba2003 22d ago
Person who probably posted this:
55-year old thrice divorced white man sporting a white beard and trucker hat, with Facebook selfie taken in his car.
Under education: "School of Hard Knocks."
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u/Kuropuppy13 22d ago
What pisses me off more, is the “LGB without the T” bullshit. Like I’ve seen one where it shows adults holding an umbrella over children, with the full rainbow including the trans flag colors pouring over them. The umbrella is letting the rainbow through, while blocking out the trans colors. It’s so cruel how trans individuals can’t even find allies within the LGBT community. Like you expect bigotry from right wing conservatives, but not from one’s own community.
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u/Medical-Apartment-10 22d ago
See nothing wrong with this picture. You’ll had your freedom of choice and turned things into the gutter because you had the option. It’s time to make things simple again
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u/big_ringer 22d ago
Bet you even money the guy who owns that profile doesn't even have blond hair or blue eyes.
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u/Unlucky-Cup-5461 22d ago
What a beautiful sentiment. Just like all people, LBGT are heavenly sent too
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u/cookiemccookieface 22d ago
Real Christians know that the rainbow is God’s Promise. Seems like a Christian family wouldn’t put up a barrier to block God’s grace
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u/Rich_Celebration477 22d ago
These never show the dapper dad coming home drunk and demanding dinner and sex from his wife under threat of violence while terrorizing his children that will refuse to speak to him in 30 years.
Everything these people post is an imagined world with fake patriotism and religious iconography. Make no mistake, if there is a Jesus, these are not his chosen people.
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u/SuperSlugGod 22d ago
Genuinely what is this even supposed to mean? What are gay people doing that this totally-not-intentionally-aryan-looking nuclear family needs to be protected from? Existing?
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u/Awkward_Statement401 22d ago
Did we suddenly go back to 1955?