r/aislop • u/[deleted] • 2d ago

Stupid cop

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u/Crafty-Ad3490 2d ago

drinking from my piss jacket

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u/OrchidSea1836 2d ago

Hot and warm, just like Dad used to make

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u/eyedea-abilities 2d ago

There’s a separate connection for filling it back up

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u/swstephe 2d ago

Is it like the Dune "still suit"?

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u/Beercanracer 2d ago

Keeps you warm, too

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u/Soggy-Confection 2d ago

Out one end and in the other

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u/NerdfestZyx 2d ago

Warm piss jacket

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u/Rockyrox 2d ago edited 2d ago

When I was in the marines some idiot decided to fill his camelbak with beer before a 15k hike. He got sick. It was all foam and it was hot.

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u/inorite234 2d ago

I used to use my Camelbak backpack to smuggle Margheritas into Six Flags. 😁

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u/CommercialMotor570 2d ago

Oh that is nasty

Though I wasn’t much smarter, back in high school on a bush-walk expedition, I packed 12 Up & Go’s.
For further context, this was in Darwin (well known for being hot and humid) and we didn’t have any esky’s or cooler bags.

But in my defence, I at least was 17.

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u/Kenooman 2d ago

The mental image this gave me when up & go is a brand of diapers around here.. 

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u/DirtyBalm 2d ago

What a fool, thats what wine is for.

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u/Bella_LaGhostly 2d ago

I thought the infamous Unites States Marines were a smarter lot. Thanks for setting me straight!

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u/pm_social_cues 2d ago

Did he show the cop a public intoxication license?

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u/ProAmara 2d ago

Hey, it works in Ireland.

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u/gwizonedam 2d ago

Nothing like gallons of 93 degree stale beer sloshing around your body to make you feel like a man.

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u/hereswhatworks 2d ago

I want something like that filled with cream soda.

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u/The_Captain_Whymzi 2d ago

Make mine a root beer!

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u/liamanna 2d ago

So …Warm beer ?

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u/Humble-Ruin-3248 2d ago

I like the cops collar has XXX on it, is she supposed to be a stripper?

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u/WeeklyBanEvasion 2d ago

She's a lvl 30 cop

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u/deathdefyingrob1344 2d ago

Been grinding out those piss jacket arrests

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u/inorite234 2d ago

You know what Officer, I originally came here to buy some soda......but I think I'm going to have to steal it now.

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u/Unlucky-Cup-5461 2d ago edited 2d ago

I prefer the Pete Hegseth drinking helmet, but that's just me.

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u/Mega_Trix 2d ago

Cuz who doesnt want body temp beer

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u/El-Drunko 2d ago

The pisscoat

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u/DrNekroFetus 2d ago

I wish this wasn't ai.

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u/PeyredB 2d ago

That means these guys are drinking warm beer. I mean I'm on board with that, but most Joe Six-Packs definitely are not.

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u/Bella_LaGhostly 2d ago

"BEER?! Nah, officer - this is my piss jacket!"

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u/Kriss3d 2d ago

Only in America. Because here in Europe. Or at least most countries. You can just drink in public and nobody bats an eye.