r/aislop • • 3h ago

Found on TikTok Iron musk be like

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u/mercuriokazooie 3h ago

Well, at least he's alone.

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u/M1ck3yB1u 2h ago

And lazy.

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u/HotMidnight3853 35m ago

I'm gonna feel bad for his kids when they grew and raised them with AI robots

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u/GoHawks541 3h ago

So unrealistic- no rocket-powered ketamine syringe

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u/i-am-so-tired-22 3h ago

A flying bed would be so uncomfortable

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u/DependentAgitated299 2h ago

and noisy

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u/i-am-so-tired-22 2h ago

Yeah that's the main reason, I could not deal with that 😭

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u/Intelligent_Hope_559 3h ago

So he is lazy af?

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u/HeadHonchooo 3h ago

Why just why do people enjoy making AI fantasy slop of someone who genuinely doesn’t care if you live or die 🫩🫩🫩

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u/mercuriokazooie 40m ago

Because they think he might retweet them

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u/Mediocre-Telephone74 3h ago

This totally explains the wall-e future.

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u/Remarkable_Quit_3545 3h ago

Surprised he doesn’t have something that helps him chew and swallow. And dude has hover shoes and walked to his car? What a pleb.

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u/Tour_True 2h ago

Probably has a rocket powered dildo for him to suck on

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u/Additional_Drag_1604 3h ago

I’m so stuck on the pan going all the way to the table instead of just plating on the counter and only moving one item.

Fully inefficient.

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u/xXStunamiXx 1h ago

That's the DOGE way!

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u/halfasleep90 19m ago

It keeps the food on the hot pan longer, keeping the meal as fresh as possible before arriving at your seat. Also his bed was floating for no reason while he was asleep.

I hope this becomes affordable for the common man soon.

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u/Techno-Hyde 3h ago

He didn't spit out the toothpaste

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u/Talgarr_ 2h ago

What happened to his estrogen deficiency?

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u/A_Complete_Nerd 1h ago

Even if this wasn't Elon Musk this kind of morning feels really pathetic

You can't even make yourself breakfast for Christ's sake

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u/Objective-Oven-8038 28m ago

this is just a worse version of jimmy neutron

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u/BuggleTrucken 3h ago

I kept waiting for something to explode, but alas this is not that kind of video.Ā 

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u/Tour_True 2h ago

I thought it would be his car.

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u/DepressedChipotle 2h ago

I was expecting the car to blow up at the end, instead it's just boring and missing a joke.

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u/dum_spir0_sper0 2h ago

He looks like the type of freak who would eat bacon with a fork and knife.

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u/Shu-sh 2h ago

No way he does anything ā€œnormalā€ but just with jet packs. I am sure dude is eating green non-Newtonian goo as a hyped up but no proven anal calcium rub cleans his teeth.

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u/clout_static 2h ago

And then the engine powered breakfast robots force fed him and waterboarded him with orange juice

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u/TheMiamiMutilator420 54m ago

Is this meant to make him look good?

Dude can't even work his own fucking utensils according to this video

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u/Maghorn_Mobile 29m ago

I thought this was what Elon does all day

https://giphy.com/gifs/M3iGswMGjpynEncuTm

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u/lazy_animator 17m ago

Why didn't they just make it so he drove the car normally at the end that would have been somewhat funny

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u/JesusSavesTheGoal 12m ago

Unrealistic. Elons tits are too small.