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[u/Distinct_Run9006]

Hey, I just started. I have 100 hours in the game, and I only solo q'ed to Masters 13 times, embarrassing, I know! Is there anything I can do to improve? Go easy on me guys! If you aren't Diamond I and above btw, you are worthless as a person, and we should have the right to break your hands so you can't play again. And if you are a controller player, you should have to pay $100/mo to the M&K Reparations Fund for all the irreversible pain you caused the community. But none of this matters because RaNKeD iS uNpLAYaBLe since (weapon / legend buff or nerf of literally any size went into effect). I need to play rank and treat it like my full-time job though, because if number on screen don't go up, then what point?!? Also, if you aren't using the meta weapons, or God forbid play WILDCARD (threw up in my mouth a bit just TYPING that), you have lost my respect as a human being and I have the right to legally run you off the road with my car. Also, any time you lose a game it's a skill issue on your part. Focused by 3 squads at once? Skill issue. Server went down? That's on you bud! Power went out?!? You didn't put your Wattson ult down fast enough so...skill issue! Your main is also such trash that the devs did their mocap in a dumpster!!

[u/cFullwood]

https://giphy.com/gifs/eHYazg6wGDqYE

[u/xReshingu]

This is hilarious

[u/imVeryPregnant]

Every time I post a ps5 clip:

“Look at all that aim assist doing all the work. You would miss every shot without it”

Like ok??? So I should put myself at a disadvantage while everyone else on console has aim assist on??

[u/Distinct_Run9006 → u/imVeryPregnant]

I know right? You don't hear controller players complaining about m&k players' ability to beam at long distances. A mouse will give you better control than a thumbstick when it comes to aiming at range every time, aim assist or not. Tracking without aim assist on controller is really difficult, which is why aim assist exists in the first place.

[u/Remarkable_Carry480 → u/Distinct_Run9006]

You do hear about those controller players tho. All of them

[u/Distinct_Run9006 → u/Remarkable_Carry480]

Not me, I keep my mouth shut lol

[u/I2andomFTW → u/Distinct_Run9006]

Least delusional controller player lmfao. Just look at yourself, you could go a whole two comments without mentioning it.

I'm actually curious, I get that aim assist exists in controller vs MnK lobbies. But why does it exist in pure console lobbies? And why is it stronger than it is in crossplay? Surely if everyone is using the same input aim assist shouldn't be needed at all. All it really does is protect your ego from experiencing your "true" aim? At the very least it shouldn't need to be stronger than crossplay aim assist. Who cares if you miss every shot if your opponent has the same circumstances?

[u/mikeydrifts → u/Distinct_Run9006]

Totally I always forget just how valuable it is to shoot long range. Long range is definitely where 99% of fights are determined in apex

[u/sensensensensei → u/Distinct_Run9006]

1. it is incredibly difficult to shoot at long range on a moving target even on mk

2. the complaint is not about aim assist it's about mandatory crossplay in ranked without disabling aim assist. aim assisted players should not be playing with non-aim assisted players in a competitive setting, particularly not with such an overtuned aim assist, it's a joke

[u/Lokja]

There are so many shitters in [insert any rank besides master] that don't deserve it 🤬

[u/warm_snowman]

Skill issue

[u/Doctor_Black_]

The wattson ult has me dying bro😭😭

[u/Woodity]

Are you stupid? Predator is literally 99.9% of players in this game… you’re absolutely trash if you can’t get there. Get good.

[u/mrnmtz]

i have a 2kd and average 5k look at my stats am i any good???!???

[u/UnlikelyCalendar6227]

I love when people say to win your 1s. If we all won our ones, we’d all be pred. All we need to do is learn how to single people out. But in reality, we need to go against movement gods, aim gods, titan and whatever other hardware users along with a hundred other things. Lose one fight and you’re the worst player ever

[u/Simple-Primary-6888]

lmao the controller tax is so extra but i feel that pain myself in solo q

[u/ParkingAutomatic → u/Simple-Primary-6888]

Controller tax is having to see everyone whine about it on this sub

[u/Negative-Program-938]

Most joyfull pathfinder main:

[u/Distinct_Run9006 → u/Negative-Program-938]

If your main was a 1000 feet tall and had low profile as a passive for like 8 seasons, you would have hate stored in your SSD too friend!

[u/iGargleCement]

Insert a comment about how you need to find a team instead of improving what you can

[u/Straight_Policy_2920]

Do better get pred it's not hard

[u/Distinct_Run9006 → u/Straight_Policy_2920]

This is really great advice because I was trying to do worse because I thought if you did worse you hit pred. It seems I had it backwards. I'll try it your way and report back. I'm gonna save your comment too so I know for next time

[u/Lhasaman]

Accurate

[u/Snoo69116]

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

[u/paradoxally]

"oh i don't have a mic? i do now bitch, we're dead because you're trash! uninstall the game and go play tetris you [slur]"

[u/uska420]

Bro thinks u need to be job less to be masters in a 100 hours 😭🙏🥀

[u/Distinct_Run9006 → u/uska420]

Masters 13 times. As a 100 hour player. You know what satire is right?

[u/uska420 → u/Distinct_Run9006]

What is this part of your satirical post referencing then?

[u/Distinct_Run9006 → u/uska420]

That new players who are obviously very good at the game post on the sub pretending to look for advice, but are actually just humblebragging. It also makes fun of super high skill players calling themselves and everyone below them trash because their standards are unreasonably high. These are 2 common post themes I've seen.

[u/uska420 → u/Distinct_Run9006]

The 1st I dont think I ever saw ngl, adn the second one is has some nuance to it.

If someone Just calls everyone below them trash, yeah he is an asshole, but saying things like "diamond is no achievement" or "if u dont have at least 1kd u r boosted" might sound mean, but is True to any Player who treats the game not casually.