r/asheville • • 6d ago

Looking for friends Free-spirited guy looking for a casual connection

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u/itssadbutdrew 6d ago

mid 40's and wants to meet an 18 year old...

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u/PlutoSt0rm South Asheville 🚧🏢🚧 6d ago

Don’t forget “someone who enjoys giving attention and doesn’t need equal reciprocation.”

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u/Worlds_okayest_dude 6d ago

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

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u/Ambitious_Policy_936 Emma 6d ago

18-30 is an insane age range

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u/Embarrassed_Bug_3111 6d ago

Especially when you’re 40 🫠 

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u/PlutoSt0rm South Asheville 🚧🏢🚧 6d ago

But he’s got ~youthful energy~ so it’s okay! /s

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u/FruitToots 6d ago

“value keeping my dating life private”

This dude is married

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u/Salt-Permission1752 6d ago

18? And ur in your mid 40s?

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u/Playful_Barracuda789 6d ago

Ewwwwwwww come on man. 18-30 and you’re what, 45? 46? 🤮

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u/linuspasilis 6d ago

Hi Free Spirited Middle Aged Man...I just turned 18 and I have been looking for an older man who loves reggae and values family...the fact you also enjoy white boy rap is just a cherry on top. All I want to do is please you and I desire nothing in return..bonus points if you treat me like garbage and disrespect me regularly. Everyone says I look like prime Pamela Anderson, I think she is from your generation...so I hope you like that look. I am just looking to meet up for casual encounters where I make all your wildest dreams come true, make you a snack and leave. I have "Ice Ice Baby" and "Night Nurse" playing on repeat. Pick me please, I've been dreaming of meeting a man like you....my name is Destiny.

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u/Mysterious_Drama_804 6d ago

Umm so you want someone who gives you attention but you don't want to give them the same attention...a bit selfish dontcha think? Could be why you're posting this to Reddit rather than currently having someone in real life, jus sayin, hope this helps. It might be helpful to get over yourself, sir!

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u/SageMo 6d ago

AI emdashes, put in some effort

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u/Ready-Hearing-422 6d ago

this can’t be real I’m so confused on so many levels 

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u/Optimal_Yoghurt_4163 6d ago

Indeed. One thing I figured out is that it’s possible to want a family, F a guy, and proceed from there (I lost my train of thought).

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u/Subject_Balance281 West Asheville 6d ago

Gross!

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u/mediocre_remnants WNC 6d ago

Weird. The way you wrote that message is completely different than your post. The grammar, style, phrasing, punctuation, it's all different.

It's almost like you used AI to write the post. Because it also reads like it wasn't written by a human. That shit sticks out like a sore thumb.

Good luck finding an 18yo AI boyfriend, though.

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u/itssadbutdrew 6d ago

bro, i'm a free spirited, youthful guy in my mid 40's and couldn't fathom having a very relatable much less meaningful "friendship" with someone more than say 10 years younger which I guess explains you wanting to recieve and not give attention.

If its genuine that you don't see how that presents, you don't deserve what you are asking for.

That isn't "harsh" that is just being honest if you just want barely legal... there is porn in that category.