r/bearsdoinghumanthings • u/Glum-Read8157 • 2d ago
Man tells a wild bear to wait while he prepares it a sandwich, and it listens
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u/manicpossumdreamgirl 2d ago
a fed bear is a dead bear. this is dangerous for the humans and the bear
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u/Consistent-Plane7227 2d ago
If you give a bear a Sandwich heāll probably want some beer to go with it. And chances are if you give him enough beer to go with it heāll probably fucking eat your face
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u/JuicyCactus85 8h ago
I see what you did there lol
Kids and I love reading those books
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u/Consistent-Plane7227 7h ago
Thank you one of my toddlers many favorites that live rent free in my head.
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u/grinchbettahavemoney 7h ago
I really hope there is a childrenās book about giving beer to a bear itās a perfect aunt gift lol
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u/ThatCommunication423 1d ago
Or waffling on for hours about how you are his beeesssst friend and crying about the one that got away.
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u/BasicDurgeanomics 2d ago
Add another to the list of bears that get killed because of human idiocy
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u/KnifeyJames 2d ago
I was thinking āthis seems like a terrible ideaā and then the 72-pack of Miller Lite entered the frame.
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u/GalaApple13 2d ago
As much as I would enjoy feeding a bear a sandwich, this is not safe for the bear. Next time he wants a sandwich, he might get shot.
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u/MolybdenumBlu 1d ago
What websites are reliable for detecting ai generated videos?
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u/damontoo 1d ago
It's also suspiciously 25 seconds long, which is the max length of some AI video generators.Ā
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u/thpineapples 1d ago
I feel like I've seen this video before, pre-AI.
Maybe.
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u/MolybdenumBlu 1d ago
Probably. In which case, the are merely stupid and irresponsible, instead of also lying.
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u/BootRock 2d ago
This has the same energy as that idiot scolding the tiger before it killed him.
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u/mycatpartyhouse 2d ago
This is a tame bear.
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u/SeattleHasDied 2d ago
Should be a wild bear, not eating goddamn sandwiches at a campground. I have a feeling this might be in Russia where they do stupid shit with bears all the damn time.
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u/Sekmet19 1d ago
And in Grafton, New Hampshire!Ā A bunch of libertarians decided to live their ideal society and got attacked by bears because of it.
I will never not share this story at every opportunity.
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u/DowntownEconomist255 1d ago
First two murders in the townās history and an increase in sex offenders living there. š¤¦š½āāļø
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u/Nomadic_View 1d ago
Bear: Hey you got food?
Hiker: I have no food.
Bear: Bitch Iāll eat you then!
This is why you do it feed bears. The bear will be hunted by the park rangers and put down.
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u/Organic-Win-3390 2d ago
stop with the fed bear dead bearā¦you all have been conned, as if we donāt have daily interactions with wildlife.
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u/Organic-Win-3390 2d ago
just be glad they are not people, who would ever be out there hunting bears. now those are the jerksā¦
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u/Zaruma 2d ago
And just like that, the bear is no longer afraid of people and will start approaching expecting food. I wonder what will happen when it doesn't get that food. People are stupid.