r/bertstrips • • 4d ago

Shit ★ Post Two patriotic men

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u/John_Oakman 4d ago

But wouldn't it be more fun to get on the jury and convince the rest of the jury to use jury nullification in order to get a serial killer off and back on the streets?

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u/Preform_Perform 4d ago

BAD ENDING: you get on the jury, but the case you're assigned to is some boring civil lawsuit about worker's comp.

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u/John_Oakman 4d ago

Ah but you see, those are fun in their own way as you can convince the rest of the jury to side with the corporate despite after hearing all the sob stories from the workers...

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u/IAmWeary Utter Degenerate 4d ago

They do this as much as possible to set a precedent in case they get busted.