r/bertstrips • u/flash69696969 • 2d ago

It’s this big!

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u/Sparrowhawk1178 2d ago

And I said, 'Grover, that’s disgusting!'

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u/Slimey_alien89 1d ago

So I’m making a call out post on my Twitter dot com, Grover the muppet, you got a small dick!

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u/Sparrowhawk1178 1d ago

It’s the size of Elmo’s nose, except way smaller! And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like!

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u/Sapphire-the-Deer 22h ago

Buuulllpphhh That's right, baby. All points, no Kermits, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong

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u/Anubis17_76 2d ago

Grover yells racial slurs at the Kebabmaker as he reiterates for the last time, if the Childmeat Kebab isnt at least as wide as his Arms, he will be switching to a more aged and innately Kebab-tasting base of meat

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u/pickle133hp 2d ago

That blue dong the monster at the end of the book.

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u/pickle133hp 2d ago

There’s a big hole in the back cover of the book. The old popcorn trick.

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u/Bilbo_nubbins 2d ago

Grover’s out stretched arms do not represent the full length of his great blue whale penis but rather the amount that he can fit in Mr. Johnson’s wife any given evening.

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u/Sapphire-the-Deer 22h ago

That’s just the tip

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u/ChipLast4398 1d ago

This is how Mrs Johnson died, his dick ripped her in two.

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u/wasted600 2d ago

The problem is that his hands are too short

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u/eddmario 1d ago

"Like a kaiju!"