r/catbongos • u/Anonymous_Amma • 2d ago

Butt massage now, Sword stuff later~ Cat

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u/Brilliant-Potato-218 2d ago

that's one strong cat dad!

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u/KoburaCape 2d ago

Strong how do you figure?

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u/Brilliant-Potato-218 2d ago

i've done similar martial arts work. try this final pose, or the full sequence. report back.

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u/Marian1210 2d ago

Yup - my knees and ankles are already complaining just looking at that stance

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u/KoburaCape 2d ago

I'm not disagreeing I'm only asking what the criteria was. I'll try!

I can routinely stand from the floor with one leg, I think my chances are decent. I'm rarely told I'm strong. Though, I rarely demonstrate for anyone to actually see. (6'2 145lb mechanic)

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u/KoburaCape 2d ago

ooh that ankle roll on the back isn't working for me, squish my toes, but the knee/thighs are doing fine

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u/KoburaCape 2d ago

oh it's not a roll it's a hop! yea I got it. Clumsy and unpracticed but yep

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u/stoaty_Mcstoatface 2d ago

Humans are odd... You'd never see a shark bongo slap a turtles ass for the turtles pleasure, that I'm aware of at least...

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u/paradox1920 2d ago

Ah, look up different animal species pleasuring others. See what happens

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u/stoaty_Mcstoatface 2d ago

Do I have too..? 😭

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u/KevRev972 2d ago

That sounds like something that gets you put on a list.

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u/medson25 2d ago

I mean dolphins smoke pufferfish and pass it around like a joint, and doing gang rape so theres that.

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u/_GoldenRule 2d ago

Samurai bongos

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u/HunnyBear66 2d ago

Aaaaawwwwwww!!! Beautiful cat and wonderful cat dad! 💜💜💜