r/cathostage • • 7h ago

I was about to go to sleep because I work at 8 tomorrow but Fortuna said never mind.

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995 Upvotes

r/cathostage • • 1h ago

My GF had big planes for today

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• Upvotes

Seems like the cat had another idea.


r/cathostage • • 1h ago

I'd really like to get a second cup of coffee but apparently I've been relegated to some sort of cat bathtime furniture.

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r/cathostage • • 5h ago

ANOTHER NIGHT LARPING AS CAT BED GOING WELL

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27 Upvotes

r/cathostage • • 19h ago

I was going to go to bed.

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381 Upvotes

r/cathostage • • 17h ago

If anyone asks this is why I was late for work

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118 Upvotes

r/cathostage • • 16h ago

Recent feline paralysis

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72 Upvotes

This is Kiko and she was initially super super skittish but recently she’s been holding me hostage every day I come visit. I had no idea she’d become such a cuddle bug ❤️


r/cathostage • • 1d ago

Raven's got me😅

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402 Upvotes

r/cathostage • • 1d ago

Kinsley has my hand.

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118 Upvotes

While she isn't the kind of cat to lay on people, sometimes she does this instead. She still wants to keep me with her; in fact, she actively seeks me out for attention. I just think it's cute.


r/cathostage • • 1d ago

Not my usual hostage taker!

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53 Upvotes

For 10 years this cat was not a lap cat. The last 2 weekends he has been in my lap! So cute!!


r/cathostage • • 2d ago

He loves his emotional support hostage

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341 Upvotes

This is Dal and he is a very clingy boy 🥹he can only nap in peace while he holds me hostage.. and typically cat he sleeps most day. Whenever I have to leave he is very sad, sits on my place and comes running to me as soon as I return to get me to sit down and be his hostage again 🥹


r/cathostage • • 1d ago

She was laying ON my legs so I started to move them and she just melted down to keep holding me hostage...

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130 Upvotes

r/cathostage • • 1d ago

Well I thought I was finished working for the day, but guess I’ll have to find something else to do

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43 Upvotes

(In case it’s not obvious these are the legs of my wheely office chair that I use in my home office)


r/cathostage • • 2d ago

I swear he's slowly cutting off the blood supply to my hand

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253 Upvotes

r/cathostage • • 2d ago

Another day another stand-off

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433 Upvotes

r/cathostage • • 2d ago

When you've been thinking about the toilet for about 40 minutes but you also don't want to interrupt the moment

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95 Upvotes

r/cathostage • • 2d ago

I swear that they weigh 10x more when they are laying on me lol

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236 Upvotes

r/cathostage • • 2d ago

Two for one hostage situation

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91 Upvotes

Not only is she tucked into the blanket she's holding my hot sauce hostage as well!


r/cathostage • • 2d ago

Stuck & not even a little upset

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55 Upvotes

Chione was just spayed so she’s been confined to my room for the next weekish. Keeping her calm & safe has been a chore & it doesn’t help that she can hear her 2 bengal brothers playing in the rest of the house, but she sure is cute.


r/cathostage • • 2d ago

I have to go to work!

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455 Upvotes

Looks like I might just have to use some sick time.


r/cathostage • • 2d ago

Every time I try and move my leg he melts more into it...

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179 Upvotes

r/cathostage • • 2d ago

Valentino Fathead

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53 Upvotes

Whenever I'm on the couch, that's his "invitation" to nap on my lap. At night, like the last picture, he stretches out

(The bedroom got converted into a cat room for 3 voids I brought in)


r/cathostage • • 3d ago

I've been told dinner is ready but my son is in dreamland on my lap🥺

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272 Upvotes

My dinner may be cold, but my lap sure is warm🥰


r/cathostage • • 3d ago

I want my hand back but it's warm and she's purring...

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1.5k Upvotes

r/cathostage • • 3d ago

What he lacks in politeness, he makes up for in warmth.

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598 Upvotes