r/cfbball • u/Stellafera Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Top Scorer • Dec 13 '25

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u/Stellafera Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Top Scorer Dec 13 '25

Michigan in fact did not wake up feeling the cheesiest because he never went to bed

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u/TyRoland06 UT Arlington Mavericks • TCU Horned Frogs Dec 13 '25

Look Michigan, it could be worse.

...I don't know how, but hypothetically, it could be worse.

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u/SailorMuffin96 Navy Midshipmen Dec 13 '25

He could have strangled his wife and then gets hired by a (future) conference opponent so anytime you lose idiots on Facebook post “we never should have fired the woman beater!”

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u/gae_secs Dec 15 '25

This is why I love the internet

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

. . . I know exactly how it could be worse. 🫠

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u/DA1928 Clemson Tigers • Georgia Bulldogs Dec 13 '25

The guy could have been slightly saner?

At least this way, it’s clear he just totally lost his shit.

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u/The_Ghost_of_TxAg70 Texas A&M Aggies Dec 19 '25

BAH GAWD, THAT'S ART BRILES' MUSIC

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u/SouthHope28 Texas Longhorns Dec 13 '25

Poor M-ball.

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u/Albertgonzalezminecr UTSA Roadrunners Dec 13 '25

I'm about to post Moore mugshot on sheets

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u/jjheisman UTSA Roadrunners • Sickos Dec 13 '25

Well, they woke up feeling the horniest.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

:(

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u/blessed_pleased7 Dec 13 '25

breaking news cats still run the world

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u/goliath1515 Ohio State • Kent State Dec 13 '25

I think he meant to say “No! Moore news?!”

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u/mhavis1959 Dec 15 '25

My sympathy to the families that have been affected by this ongoing tragedy.

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u/WebfootTroll Team Chaos Dec 14 '25

Woke up feeling the sleaziest.

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u/footballnerd72 Alabama Crimson Tide • Montana Grizzlies Dec 14 '25

2 back to back scumbag coaches for Michigan.