r/cfbball • /r/CFB Dead Pool • Sep 09 '26

Official Poll The 2026 /r/CFB Poll Rankings - Week Two

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u/tb25uga /r/CFB Dead Pool Sep 09 '26

before anybody says anything, yes I know that Iowa should also have a donut but, given the gravity of their situation, I deliberately opted to omit it and kept it serious

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u/PeteyBoi21 Virginia • Old Dominion Sep 09 '26

Love that UVaBall is honoring the fallen Iowa band member

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u/tb25uga /r/CFB Dead Pool Sep 09 '26

perfect team placement for an awful set of circumstances... not only have the Cavs suffered their own tragedy recently, but the more genteel vibe to CavBall and having a hat to remove made them an optimal choice to serve as the stand-in for all of us who stand alongside Iowa and the HMB this week

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u/ultimate_placeholder Louisville Cardinals • Keg of Nails Sep 09 '26

Honestly most Louisville fans aren't even upset with the result, we mostly saw this past week's game as a way to learn how good our team is. The answer? Potentially very good, but we need to stop shooting ourselves in the foot

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u/Bank_Gothic Sewanee Tigers • Texas Longhorns Sep 09 '26

Why are A&M and BYU just standing there?

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u/thegreeseegoose BYU Cougars Sep 09 '26

Just happy to be here honestly

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u/FeedMePizzaPlease Sep 09 '26

I mean, there isn't much to say about playing Utah Tech.

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u/AudiieVerbum Texas Longhorns • Longhorn Network Sep 09 '26

Much more worried about Ohio State's defense than I am about Smith.

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u/tb25uga /r/CFB Dead Pool Sep 09 '26

been a couple hours and nobody's called me out on it, so I'm guessing I didn't miss the mark with my "gator would smoke Newports" bit

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u/foreverseptember Florida Gators • Team Chaos Sep 10 '26

I've completely missed the reference, so you're safe...? 

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u/tb25uga /r/CFB Dead Pool Sep 10 '26

since y'all play the Campbell Camels this week, I settled on a cigarette joke and wanted the most stereotypically "Florida Man" brand I could get... though suddenly I'm wondering if I shoulda gone with Kools... do they still even make those?

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u/foreverseptember Florida Gators • Team Chaos Sep 10 '26

As a lifelong non-smoker, I am realizing I am not at all the target audience for this joke lmao 

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u/monkeybiziu Indiana Hoosiers • Billable Hours Sep 10 '26

I love that little old Indiana is now a raging psychopath.

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u/docchrizly Germany • Boise State Sep 10 '26

Not metioning Dolly Parton or having any reference to her for Tennessee is a rare but huge miss in my book.

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u/PennsiveThoughts Penn State • Lehigh Sep 10 '26

And there'll be more steak donuts where that came from!

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u/DaniTheLovebug USC Trojans • Southern Illinois Salukis Sep 10 '26

And we will enjoy those artisanal donuts for a few more weeks until we play a tough team

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u/2A300Blackout Sep 10 '26

Super lame

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u/Natsu-pendragon BYU Cougars Sep 09 '26

So yknow these rankings are the subs rankings, not the AP poll right?