r/cfbmemes • u/AlBarbossa • Jan 27 '26

Analysis Diego Pavia

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u/PhoenixRising256 Florida State Seminoles Jan 27 '26

I was so happy to have forgotten that tiktok 🥲

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u/Benign_Banjo Illinois Fighting Illini Jan 27 '26

The type of content corporate HR makes before using ChatGPT to write an email telling you you've been laid off. 

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

Telling you that you’ve been fired and they’re getting a performance bonus.

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u/GuideSad6398 Kentucky Wildcats Jan 27 '26

I hated it. I watched it 1,000 times.

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u/loose_fruits Arizona Wildcats Jan 27 '26

We all did

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u/NotReallyButMaybeNot Clemson Tigers Jan 27 '26

Feel the need to rewatch in order to revive the hate

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u/Koi_Fish_Mystic UCLA Bruins Jan 27 '26

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u/GuideSad6398 Kentucky Wildcats Jan 27 '26

Finally this sub is back to normal

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u/GrandMoff_Harry BYU Cougars Jan 27 '26

Welcome to the offseason!

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u/Sharp_Paint_8742 Jan 27 '26

Seems like a great fit for the browns. Gotta reload on QBs

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u/heardThereWasFood Ole Miss Rebels Jan 27 '26

Nah, the Browns already have a Pro-Bowl-level QB

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u/HODLmeCLOSRtonydanza Indiana Hoosiers Jan 27 '26

Be. Legendary.

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u/FrogTrainer Ohio State Buckeyes • Toledo Rockets Jan 27 '26 edited Jan 27 '26

Pro-Bowl-leve

Hall Of Fame level.

First ballot Hall Of Fame level

FTFY

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u/JoseDonkeyShow LSU Tigers Jan 27 '26

He’s gonna have two numbers retired

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u/Apprehensive-Try2662 South Carolina Gamecocks Jan 27 '26

I’m wondering how anyone didn’t know Pavia was short. If you looked at him in the huddle next to the linemen and receivers, it was obvious that he was only about 5’10”, 5’10.5” max. I now wonder if he used lifts or if he had really long cleats to make himself taller.

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u/CenturyLinkIsCheeks Jan 27 '26

gen z boss in a mini sighting

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u/buttholebutwholesome North Carolina Tar Heels Jan 27 '26

Are people still just dogging on him over the heisman thing?

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u/GameCockFan2022 /r/CFB Jan 27 '26

Hes been listed at 6 feet and his official height is actually shorter than Bryce Young

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u/Glittering_Hunt_3785 Vanderbilt Commodores Jan 29 '26

Yes. No one in this sub has ever reacted poorly to anything ever. They definitely all competed at the highest levels and never faced disappointment.

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u/sick_shooter Miami Hurricanes Jan 27 '26

Damnit, this is really good.

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u/Professional_Net4147 Jan 27 '26

He can be Denver’s new back up QB

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u/MonkeyWithIt Florida State Seminoles Jan 27 '26

Image needs more potato

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u/vassago77379 Texas Tech Red Raiders Jan 27 '26

Spot on

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u/scary-nurse Jan 27 '26

Yes, lets all be sexist and attack the guy for not being that much taller than average.

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u/kylez_bad_caverns Alabama • Washington State Jan 27 '26

Probably would have been fine if he didn’t lie about it

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u/m0st1yh4rmless Ohio State Buckeyes Jan 27 '26

And the fact he's a complete asshat, he's had it coming. Plus his throwing motion is trash, so maybe he gets a backup QB spot in the UFL. Hopefully hes saved his NIL money otherwise, but doubt it.

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u/Bolaf Jan 27 '26

I dont think you know what sexist means

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u/mikkeldoesstuff BYU Cougars Jan 27 '26

If he hadn’t lied I don’t think we would be here honestly, it’s on him

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u/vassago77379 Texas Tech Red Raiders Jan 27 '26

Oh shit, looks like this one hit a little too close to home

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u/rnightlyfe Michigan Wolverines • Ole Miss Rebels Jan 29 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

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u/Friar_Corncob Auburn Tigers • Clemson Tigers Jan 27 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

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u/garfcarmpbll Oregon Ducks • Syracuse Orange Jan 27 '26

Hit a little close to home or something?

Signed 1’3 with an attitude. 

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

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u/Far_Run8618 LSU Tigers • Colorado Buffaloes Jan 27 '26

Glad to hear it MasturGator

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u/garfcarmpbll Oregon Ducks • Syracuse Orange Jan 27 '26

We only care about girth around these parts. 

Signed .0000000001’ around with an attitude. 

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u/dirty_old_priest_4 Virginia Tech Hokies Jan 27 '26

This you, bro?

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u/GrandMoff_Harry BYU Cougars Jan 27 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

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u/fresh_dyl Wisconsin Badgers Jan 27 '26

Tbf, he was called out, and immediately showed up lol.

Whether or not it was meant to be impressive, he simply stated “probably better than the average cfb meme member” and “definitely worse than a collegiate D1 athlete”

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u/Rock_man_bears_fan Miami (OH) RedHawks • Nebraska Cornhuskers Jan 27 '26

That’s probably in the skinniest percentile for people that post in this sub

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u/Bubba_Gump_Shrimp Ohio State • Notre Dame Jan 27 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

Sounds like a mad munchkin to me.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

And yet you went nowhere...hmm

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u/CaptainMarty69 Ohio State Buckeyes Jan 27 '26

God I hope he keeps digging this hole.

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u/vassago77379 Texas Tech Red Raiders Jan 27 '26

This is so entertaining, it's almost like it's his first week here

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u/Cartmaaan-brah Indiana Hoosiers • Rose Bowl Jan 27 '26

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u/Kings5611 North Central (IL) • NC State Jan 27 '26

Found Pavia’s burner account 

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u/jamnewton22 Auburn Tigers • UCF Knights Jan 27 '26

Are you gatekeeping people talking shit on a meme sub? Lmao. And post what stats? Our stats on cfb 26? We can’t talk shit and have fun on a meme sub? Gtfo

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

I am 6'4" 260lbs and Diego is 5'3" with an attitude.

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u/vassago77379 Texas Tech Red Raiders Jan 27 '26

Holy shit, I hope 5'3 w an attitude spreads further than cfbmemes

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

lil' Go has a body built for HR

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u/Walrusliver Georgia Tech • Mercer Jan 27 '26

mad and short and no flair

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u/ShaqSenju Tennessee State Tigers Jan 27 '26

I'm 5'9⅘"

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u/t3h_shammy Jan 27 '26

Being taller than 5 foot 9 isn’t some impossibility lol 

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u/robman17 Texas A&M Aggies Jan 27 '26

There should be a rule that if you're going to be a little bitch you need to flair up

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u/PolitePenguin86 Oregon Ducks Jan 27 '26

There's a rule called, flair up, pussy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

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u/itsagoodtime Jan 27 '26

Yours would be where then?

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u/mcaffrey Rice Owls • Texas Longhorns Jan 27 '26

We kind of DO have a rule like that. We call it having a flair. Get one.

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u/rebelliouslies Notre Dame Fighting Irish Jan 27 '26

This has to be some sort of DumbassAI that reddit is rolling out

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u/Interesting-Agency-1 Indiana • Notre Dame Jan 27 '26

Oh, you're an angry elf!

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u/Interesting-Agency-1 Indiana • Notre Dame Jan 27 '26

And a hypocrite talking about showing stats when you arent even flaired

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

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u/Interesting-Agency-1 Indiana • Notre Dame Jan 27 '26

Yes, very unpopular and wrong