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u/Bison_Boy_ Indiana Hoosiers Mar 01 '26
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u/manraga Ohio State Buckeyes Mar 01 '26
Cignetti wants a Pahlavi restoration
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u/Sharp_Proposal8911 Boise State • Illinois State Mar 01 '26
Don’t be silly LSU fans could never handle Pahlavi as their coach. The school, team, players, and culture have all spent a decade getting used to mediocrity. So it’s not like you can just flip a switch.
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u/Nellez_ LSU Tigers • Corndog Mar 01 '26
We won an undefeated national championship to start the decade off. What the hell are you talking about potato boi?
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u/Sharp_Proposal8911 Boise State • Illinois State Mar 01 '26
Something something Chip Kelly, something something SEC is now the water boy to the Big 10
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u/GreatBarrierQueefDD LSU Tigers Mar 01 '26
Are you having a stroke currently or are you still recovering from one you had a while back?
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u/Bmw5464 Ohio State Buckeyes Mar 01 '26
Cig about to speed run becoming the greatest US President ever just to spite Kiffin. He will be so great they’ll make a new mountain just for his big beautiful stoic angry face.
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u/Scrimshaw85 Mar 01 '26
Death to Alabama!
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u/treymata Minnesota • Minnesota-Duluth Mar 01 '26
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u/StayWeirdGrayBeard Florida Gators Mar 01 '26
I have to think there’s not a whole lot of co-ed yoga classes going on in Tehran.
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u/lostdragon05 Alabama Crimson Tide Mar 01 '26
The Ayatollah of Offensola will surely have a harem, right?
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u/PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES Alabama Crimson Tide Mar 01 '26
Lane: "you can wear whatever you want now ladies"
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Couple years to rebuild and he could have an explosive offense. Maybe even nuclear
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u/spacekiller69 Georgia • Penn State Mar 01 '26
He would have them in the top ten in a couple years in offensive efficiency
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u/hikingandtravel Ohio State Buckeyes • Kansas Jayhawks Mar 01 '26
IRAN AIN’T PLAYED NO BODY PAWWWWWLLLLL
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u/ReduckYT Rhode Island Rams • Oregon Ducks Mar 01 '26
At least axe week is always fun when they play Iraq
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u/BadCrawdad Georgia • Wake Forest Mar 01 '26
Yet, a dog limped into the bar, propped up on the counter and said, "I'm just looking for the dude that shot my paw."
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u/inittoloseitagain Alabama Crimson Tide Mar 01 '26
Boosters were able to lure him in with that oil money….
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u/Flashy-Telephone3201 Mar 01 '26
I didn't read the headline first and i thought "man that guy looks like lane kiffin"
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u/Mexibruin UCLA Bruins Mar 01 '26
This is the best sub on Reddit. This meme is a great example why.
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u/ProtectThe_Herd Indiana Hoosiers Mar 01 '26
Reddit is always here to remind me of just how un-clever I am
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u/Zealousideal-Tip8346 Nebraska Cornhuskers Mar 01 '26
Damn this looked like tosh doing a bit for a second apparently you put a beard on lane and it hides the stuff that makes them not look similar anymore
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u/BadCrawdad Georgia • Wake Forest Mar 01 '26
I hope you get views equivalent to every $100,000 Kiffen's making. I don't even know how many views that would be (I went to Georgia).
You need to be in advertising, because you could write your ticket. Well done.
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u/ANotSoFreshFeeling Mississippi State • Millsaps Mar 01 '26
Coach Cigarette would make a better dictator.
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u/ender23 Auburn Tigers • Washington Huskies Mar 01 '26
I don't think he has to leave to become ayatolla
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u/Steelwolf73 Penn State Nittany Lions Mar 01 '26
Inshallah, we shall raise many Rial from our alumni to pay for the best NIL deals
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u/JustAnIdiotOnline UConn Huskies • Kalamazoo Hornets Mar 01 '26
With a hard work ethic Inshallah Iran will return to its glory days.
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u/oneseason2000 Washington Huskies Mar 01 '26
I bet on Ukraine President being his next job. Absolute last time I bet on international politics.
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u/Familiar_Captain_910 Mar 02 '26
Don’t worry guys he talked to Saban and God about it and felt like it was the right decision.
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u/saxlax10 Florida State • Auburn Mar 02 '26
Iran has agreed to pay any bonuses he would have been awarded based on the performance of the LSU football program this season.
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u/Sapient-Inquisitor Tennessee Volunteers Mar 01 '26
Honestly wouldn’t even be surprised at this point
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u/KyleAg06 Texas A&M Aggies • Maryville (TN) Scots Mar 01 '26
3 Americans are dead for a needless war of profit and distraction by the American regime let’s just keep that in mind. Not to mention 85 girls in an Iranian school.
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u/Past_Possibility4876 Miami • North Dakota State Mar 03 '26
now do how many Iranian lives are saved
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u/Your_fathers_sperm Alabama Crimson Tide Mar 01 '26
One day old account, only comment, generic username. Oh yeah: it’s hasbara time
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u/cmgr33n3 Michigan Wolverines Mar 01 '26
Jesus Christ told me to lead this Muslim nation.