r/cfbmemes • u/SaltyDalt Clemson Tigers • Summertime Lover • 19h ago
UGA players about to commit never-before-seen vehicular crimes
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u/monkeybiziu Indiana Hoosiers • Billable Hours 19h ago
The Athens PD is gonna have to add an air unit to deal with this.
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u/EverOnAndUpward Georgia Bulldogs 19h ago
Do not underestimate the Georgia State Patrol (I capitalize them because I am afraid of them)
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u/monkeybiziu Indiana Hoosiers • Billable Hours 18h ago
I just assume every PD that covers Athens saw this announcement and went "Mother of God."
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u/EverOnAndUpward Georgia Bulldogs 18h ago
GSP has 15 helicopters. They’d pit maneuver this thing into the side of Stone Mountain without hesitation.
If you’re ever bored, look up GSP police chases on YouTube
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u/monkeybiziu Indiana Hoosiers • Billable Hours 18h ago
"Sir, we have an unidentified flying object over Athens, Georgia. Permission to engage?"
"Stand down, you idiot! That's Georgia's second string running back!"
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u/snacksandsoda Georgia Bulldogs 17h ago
Nah they’d shoot down a family of four after 30 seconds of looking for a safe place to pull over. OutKast is the only ufo allowed in our airspace
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u/jaheem_sun Georgia Bulldogs 18h ago
Hate to do it but .
APD VS Our 5⭐️ transfer in 20453
u/snacksandsoda Georgia Bulldogs 17h ago
Nooo the clone of Darth Dooley will run that team with an iron fist. And the PD will kneel to him!
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u/GunsGoldCosmicDread Michigan • Georgia Tech 19h ago
At least if they flip it while speeding and drunk it can stick the landing on its own.
Honestly, buying every Georgia player a self driving car might just be a good public safety move.
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u/Sad_Salamander_952 19h ago
give them a rocket car and they'll somehow still end up wrapped around a light pole 40 feet in the air
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u/B-Train_ATL 18h ago
Kirby should have demanded Waymo to offer rides here years ago.
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u/InfamousLettuce7651 Texas A&M Aggies 17h ago
Honestly would be a great recruiting tool for any team
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u/ChasingMD Nebraska Cornhuskers • Kentucky Wildcats 18h ago
Roads? Where they are heading (prison for criminal speeding) they don’t need roads
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u/Smooth770 Florida State Seminoles • Paper Bag 18h ago
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u/Own_Pop_9711 Michigan Wolverines 9h ago
If they had Thrust, by Tesla (trademark pending), they could have landed that
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u/FearTheAmish Ohio State • Mississippi State 7h ago
There was one in the late 80s or early 90s in F1 I saw live. Almost took out the foot bridge over the straight.
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u/No_Clue4405 Michigan Wolverines 18h ago
Georgia players about to destroy every 5 story and above building in the Atlanta metro
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u/ReallyAMiddleAgedMan Georgia Bulldogs 17h ago
Not that many 5 story and above buildings in Athens. Will be even fewer soon though
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u/Ever_Day_Is_TacoTues South Carolina Gamecocks 8h ago
Imagine the crab legs you could steal in this
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u/Donkeytonkers Georgia Bulldogs 18h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/dWfkLpnrZN3QQ
This is hilarious, objectively hahaha
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u/Troutmaggedon USC Trojans • Chapman Panthers 12h ago
Post of the year. They’re going to have to reopen the Nuremberg trials to sort out UGA players.
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u/SparklezSagaOfficial BYU Cougars • Team Chaos 17h ago
Did… did someone edit a cybertruck into a frame from Repo Man?
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u/SaltyDalt Clemson Tigers • Summertime Lover 17h ago
Nah this was Tesla’s roadster event this week. Absolutely absurd, definitely worth a watch even though there’s 0% chance this nonsense makes it to market lol
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u/murray1337 Alabama Crimson Tide 16h ago
Yeah it was quite the reveal.. and Elon is taking deposits on them. lol. I want to know how that thing will be street legal. 😂
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u/SpaceghostLos Oklahoma State • Missouri 17h ago
So if they use the rockets, how do they control the axis, pitch, etc? The steering wheel aint gonna do all that, no?
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u/Salty145 Penn State Nittany Lions 6h ago
For UGA players? They won’t.
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u/SpaceghostLos Oklahoma State • Missouri 4h ago
Press button. Go sky high. Land on cars.
Police: “Nothing to see here folks!”
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u/lyonslicer Auburn • Southern Miss 16h ago
The tilt lock on the steering wheel just got a function upgrade
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u/iamrolari Georgia Bulldogs 18h ago
Damn this was good. Don’t do it again
https://giphy.com/gifs/uINTCjd4W6Bborpvnc