r/cfbmemes • BYU Cougars • 6h ago

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u/Few-Condition-7431 Tennessee Volunteers 5h ago

I know the Mormons aren't trying to talk shit

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u/Admirable_Scratch363 Alabama Crimson Tide 4h ago

That’s not God in the meme.

It’s just some old guy from Deseret with 8 wives and a soda shop.

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u/Guppydriver18 USC Trojans 2h ago

Seriously. That’s an easy target opening themselves up.

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u/Few-Condition-7431 Tennessee Volunteers 2h ago

I mean if they believe in Mormonism it cant be hard for them to believe their team is relevant

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u/Guppydriver18 USC Trojans 2h ago

Valid point. Nice win today btw.

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u/Few-Condition-7431 Tennessee Volunteers 2h ago

same to you, best of luck with the rest of your schedule, y'all have a meat grinder ahead.

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u/Toto_LZ Troy Trojans 5h ago

Which one of your wives proofread this before you posted

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u/NoYOUGrowUp Penn State Nittany Lions • Navy Midshipmen 4h ago

I laughed WAY too hard at this.

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u/Guppydriver18 USC Trojans 2h ago

Damn. KIA.

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u/Altruistic_Grade3781 Michigan Wolverines 6h ago

I mean what else would you call it when everyone beats everyone rather consistently? 

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u/swaybe Minnesota • Ohio State 5h ago

Circlejerk

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u/Altruistic_Grade3781 Michigan Wolverines 5h ago

Yeah I wouldn’t know I was kicked out of ours for using both hands 

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u/HODLmeCLOSRtonydanza Indiana Hoosiers 5h ago

At a 4-way, it’s common courtesy to yield to the person on your left.

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u/Altruistic_Grade3781 Michigan Wolverines 5h ago

We was just spitting and getting everyone off too soon I guess 

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u/BulkyCartographer280 4h ago

This guy 4-ways.

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u/moccasins_hockey_fan 3h ago

Amateur.....i used my feet

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u/Cheese__Weiner Ohio State Buckeyes 4h ago

This tracks. The old beat off.

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u/Lucaball3r Utah Utes • South Carolina Gamecocks 5h ago

Another year in the big12

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u/Glum-Opportunity-609 6h ago

But Auburn is so good they can even take down the num 1 team. Such a deep conference

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u/bertmaclynn Michigan Wolverines • Utah Utes 4h ago

SEC is so evenly matched the combined conference record is .500. Amazing.

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u/Sirnacane Auburn Tigers 3h ago

We’re the best at doing it since 1990 though.

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u/MyPlace70 Alabama Crimson Tide 1h ago

You rat bastards have a knack for it lol. At least it wasn’t us this time. I’m not looking forward to this year’s game. We aren’t coming down there, are we? Y’all always have that weird voodoo cooking when we do.

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u/SansaDidNothingWrong Georgia Bulldogs • UAB Blazers 6h ago

So mid SEC teams beating the upper crust SEC teams proves that the SEC...isn't tough? huh?

I'm not even trying to justify how shitty we played or defend the conference, but your argument just doesn't make sense.

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u/Gullible_Classroom71 Alabama Crimson Tide 6h ago

Its doesn't have to make sense. SEC bad end of story.

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u/SansaDidNothingWrong Georgia Bulldogs • UAB Blazers 6h ago

These dudes got so much childhood trauma from the SEC glory days that seeing an SEC team lose, even if it's to another SEC teams gives them this weird manic euphoria. It's sad to see

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u/bstad Notre Dame Fighting Irish 1h ago

Don’t dump your adult trauma on me and pass it off as my childhood trauma. It’s called nostalgia.

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u/Enough_Wallaby7064 Notre Dame Fighting Irish 6h ago

Georgia's only tough game was last week and you managed to lose to Auburn.

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u/Altruistic_Grade3781 Michigan Wolverines 6h ago

Notre dames last tough regular season game was against Marcus Allen. 

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u/Enough_Wallaby7064 Notre Dame Fighting Irish 6h ago

Wisconsin is a 2 point dog at the rose bowl tonight. Or do they not count?

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u/JMisGeography Alabama Crimson Tide 5h ago

We won 4 games last year big dog "beating Luke Fickel" being the top of your resume is not something you mention in public

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u/Latter-Possibility Georgia Bulldogs 5h ago

You losing to BYU bro.

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u/Enough_Wallaby7064 Notre Dame Fighting Irish 5h ago

You lost to Auburn

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u/Latter-Possibility Georgia Bulldogs 5h ago

Prepare for your L Rudy.

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u/Enough_Wallaby7064 Notre Dame Fighting Irish 5h ago

Even if we lose it wont be nearly as bad as an unranked team

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u/Latter-Possibility Georgia Bulldogs 4h ago

Still taking an L

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u/Enough_Wallaby7064 Notre Dame Fighting Irish 4h ago

Against a top 10 team

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u/DNKE11A South Carolina Gamecocks 5h ago

Lmaooooo I know "I can pick my cupcakes and eat them too" ain't talking rn

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u/ThatsCommissarHolt 5h ago

And ND is losing to a bunch of Mormon soakers.

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u/Bestaustrianpainter LSU Tigers 6h ago

Just let em talk since now even our "bottom feeders" are doing good.... sorry Arkansas.

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u/gunpowderjunky Southern Illinois Salukis 3h ago

So the Big 12 is a gauntlet every year? The ACC was the toughest conference in football last year?

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u/EffectiveEcstatic320 4h ago

All SEC teams are mid

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u/RollOverBeethoven Texas Longhorns • SEC 5h ago

This is, like, the literal proof it is a guantlet though…?

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u/bertmaclynn Michigan Wolverines • Utah Utes 4h ago

I mean I’m a massive SEC hater and even I was thinking this take is so dumb it must be from an Ohio St flair. Instead it was my other flair’s rival lol.

(This is not the weekend it makes sense to not call a conference schedule a gauntlet with these upsets.

And actually if BYU beats Notre Dame they’ve earned some trash talking lol)

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u/ScaleCreepMinis Northwestern • Northwestern 3h ago

Your wish is granted. ND 24, BYU 28

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u/formerlurkernowpostr Missouri Tigers 4h ago

Just wait til they goes 4-10 in bowls again then we can start talking

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u/Familiar_Feed_4820 Vanderbilt Commodores 5h ago

I don’t think he knows what gauntlet means 

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u/MyPlace70 Alabama Crimson Tide 2h ago

He sure thinks he does though.

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u/lkn240 Illinois Fighting Illini • Sickos 4h ago

You are literally doing the meme

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u/darksoles_ Oklahoma Sooners • Brown Bears 5h ago

I’m, uhh, not sure what’s actually happening supports your argument

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u/gunpowderjunky Southern Illinois Salukis 3h ago

If what is happening supports it being a gauntlet then the big 12 is a gauntlet every year and the acc was a gauntlet last year.

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u/Conscious-Student813 Alabama Crimson Tide 3h ago

Yeah til u see sec is 10-2 against p4 conferences and tbh this year half the sec is good enough to be ranked but they can’t let 1 conference have that many and have to protect acc and big 10 to keep viewership and fanbases

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u/gunpowderjunky Southern Illinois Salukis 2h ago

That sounds impressive until you realize Alabama played a team that went 5-7 last year and looks to probably match that this year.

Auburn beat a team with a similar record by 1 point.

LSU beat a team that went 7-6 last year and is headed for that again.

Mizzou played Kansas.

A&M beat a team that is currently 3-3.

Vanderbilt beat a team that is currently 3-3.

The only 2 impressive wins were Texas beating Ohio State and Mississippi State beating Minnesota and Texas only won by 1 point.

Don't get me wrong I don't think the SEC purposefully scheduled it this way. Clemson has been good as recently as two years ago. It has been longer for Florida State but they're not always not good. Mizzou and Kansas are rivals so it makes sense for them to play even though Kansas usually isn't good.

I commend the SEC for scheduling more power 4 games than other conferences but anyone that actually looks at who played who and thinks that out of conference power 4 record means much is fooling themselves.

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u/Conscious-Student813 Alabama Crimson Tide 2h ago

sec just shows they have the depth and not top heavy compared to other conferences where they have elite teams then everyone else is mid and overrated, also with NIL you can’t use last year games because every year is a new team, like Miami just struggled against fsu who debatably got screwed out of the game and they are by far the best acc team (omit fsu game) this year and I need a big 10 sec game besides texas but the fact osu lost to a texas team struggling against sec teams says something

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u/MyPlace70 Alabama Crimson Tide 2h ago

If the SEC went 96-4 against the P4 you would still find some way to bitch about it.

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u/gunpowderjunky Southern Illinois Salukis 1h ago

Aww. Sounds like I hurt your little feelings.

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u/MyPlace70 Alabama Crimson Tide 44m ago

My team has won more in the last 10 years than yours will in your lifetime. You couldn’t possibly hurt my feelings.

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u/No-Fill1769 Arkansas Razorbacks 2h ago

…no?

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u/CarolinaSandstorm 5h ago

You say this after the the SEC dog walked every other conference in OOC play to start the year lol

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u/Unlikely_You_9271 Ohio State Buckeyes 5h ago

They also got dog walked the last few bowl seasons

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u/darthgator84 Florida Gators 5h ago

So did the rest of CFB the previous 20 seasons to that

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u/zbipy14z Oklahoma • Central Methodist 3h ago

Bowl season argument is pretty poor with how many players opt out

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u/kinglallak Illinois Fighting Illini 2h ago

Ignoring the other bowl games, as players frequently skip them for draft reasons, the SEC is 1-6 vs schools from the other P4 conferences in the college football playoff.

SEC also has 2 G6 wins in the CFP and 2 SEC vs SEC matchups.

But honestly none of that matters as players move around so much with NIL.

I almost think I want the year off from switching teams to come back.

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u/JCitW6855 Alabama Crimson Tide 4h ago

When anyone brings up bowl games in the last 3-5 years to compare conferences, I automatically know they’re an idiot.

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u/kinglallak Illinois Fighting Illini 2h ago

Ignoring the other bowl games, as players frequently skip them for draft reasons, the SEC is 1-6 vs schools from the other P4 conferences in the college football playoff.

SEC also has 2 G6 wins in the CFP and 2 SEC vs SEC matchups.

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u/ufailowell Texas A&M Aggies 4h ago

I don't want to hear OSU flairs when y'all lost to a team that is sub 500 in conference play

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u/ManiacalAnima1 5h ago

That’s relevant to this season how?

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u/MyPlace70 Alabama Crimson Tide 2h ago

You expose yourself as weak minded when “bowl season” is your argument.

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u/Familiar_Feed_4820 Vanderbilt Commodores 6h ago

Doesn’t this week prove that SEC play is a gauntlet?

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u/Enough_Wallaby7064 Notre Dame Fighting Irish 6h ago

Losing to lower class teams is a guantlet?

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u/Pure_Bee2281 Nebraska Cornhuskers 6h ago

I want to agree with you but a ND fan calling other people's schedule weak is throwing me off.

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u/SafeAccountMrP Florida Gators • Marshall Thundering Herd 5h ago

It’s a homeless guy calling a bum broke.

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u/Bestaustrianpainter LSU Tigers 6h ago

At least we don't play G6 teams all year

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u/Enough_Wallaby7064 Notre Dame Fighting Irish 6h ago

Like who?

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u/Bestaustrianpainter LSU Tigers 6h ago

You

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u/Enough_Wallaby7064 Notre Dame Fighting Irish 6h ago

Every team we played is a P4 team except one.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You had a second chance and didnt even check. What a regarding.

Literally played more P4 teams than you

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u/OneVast3433 5h ago

Playing Michigan State, Purdue, North Carolina and Stanford isn't a flex big dog.

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u/Bojanggles16 Ohio State • Arizona State 6h ago

Bro you got McNeese and LaTech on your schedule

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u/Bestaustrianpainter LSU Tigers 5h ago

bruh, I said that in my next comment, look at the next one.

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u/FreeSpeechIsDeadge Notre Dame • Michigan 5h ago

Notre Dame plays 10 P4 teams this year and 0 FCS teams.

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u/Bestaustrianpainter LSU Tigers 5h ago

And how good are those P4 teams NOT counting Miami?

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u/OnMyNerves23 Paper Bag 5h ago

Maybe 1?

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u/OnMyNerves23 Paper Bag 5h ago

Better hold your breath. You might lose to the only good team on your schedule today hahahahahahaha

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u/FreeSpeechIsDeadge Notre Dame • Michigan 5h ago

Again, what does that have to do with a lie about our schedule? Go take your paper bag and fuck off.

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u/OnMyNerves23 Paper Bag 5h ago

Hahahahaha I don’t blame you.

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u/OnMyNerves23 Paper Bag 2h ago

Hey you busy? Hahahahhaa

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u/FreeSpeechIsDeadge Notre Dame • Michigan 2h ago

Yeah, busy watching the refs steal a W from Notre dame. Go fuck yourself, bud.

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u/dheldkdk Texas Longhorns 6h ago

Do the top teams losing not prove that

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u/EffectiveEcstatic320 4h ago

Proves they are all mid

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u/Gullible_Classroom71 Alabama Crimson Tide 6h ago

Because a lot of sec teams are losing to other sec teams after beating ooc teams? Listen I can go along with dogging the sec but you gotta be coherent.

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u/Enough_Wallaby7064 Notre Dame Fighting Irish 6h ago

Losing to unranked trash

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u/Gullible_Classroom71 Alabama Crimson Tide 6h ago

Hey tennesse is ranked trash

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u/Enough_Wallaby7064 Notre Dame Fighting Irish 6h ago

Maybe we just make the top 6. Georgia, Auburn, Alabama, Tennessee, Florida, and Texas since all these teams are so good

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u/LikesPez Texas Longhorns 6h ago

BYU will do the funniest thing tonight. - Team Chaos.

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u/OneVast3433 5h ago

Chaos sends its regards

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u/Ironstar_Vol Tennessee Volunteers 6h ago

I like how you’re talking all this shit before your game.

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u/DNKE11A South Carolina Gamecocks 5h ago

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Also lmao currently 14-10 BYU

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u/Ironstar_Vol Tennessee Volunteers 5h ago

21-10

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u/DNKE11A South Carolina Gamecocks 5h ago

🎵🎶BYU's God is an awesome god, touchdowns from heaven above🎶🎵, etc etc

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u/DNKE11A South Carolina Gamecocks 2h ago

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Just so we're clear, eff you next Saturday, but for now, let us warm our hands by this fire

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u/DNKE11A South Carolina Gamecocks 2h ago

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u/College_Baseball_Fan 6h ago
  1. Shit talking is strictly reserved for teams that are members of a conference, any conference.
  2. The B10 is 4-10 currently to ooc teams. We're 10-2.
  3. ND is trash and please refer to 1.

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u/SansaDidNothingWrong Georgia Bulldogs • UAB Blazers 6h ago

It's CFB dawg. Teams lose to rival teams all the time. It's what makes the games fun to watch

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u/Enough_Wallaby7064 Notre Dame Fighting Irish 6h ago

Whatever helps you sleep. AP will get your back anyway. Probably will still be 11 teams from the SEC ranked

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u/SansaDidNothingWrong Georgia Bulldogs • UAB Blazers 6h ago

I will sleep fine thank you. I don't care about rankings like your average neckbeard reddit cfb fan lol. And tbh, I don't want to see us in the playoffs.

Get ready for BYU fam

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u/Enough_Wallaby7064 Notre Dame Fighting Irish 6h ago

Youre so angry.... I love it

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u/SansaDidNothingWrong Georgia Bulldogs • UAB Blazers 6h ago

Ngl I'm pretty mad at Gunner Stockton rn

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u/Bestaustrianpainter LSU Tigers 6h ago

Hey.... at least you're not Vandy.

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u/Familiar_Feed_4820 Vanderbilt Commodores 4h ago

Delete this 

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u/Bestaustrianpainter LSU Tigers 3h ago

No, no I don't think I will

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u/Enough_Wallaby7064 Notre Dame Fighting Irish 6h ago

Trash talk aside... Nick Saban was just talking about how hard it was to keep a good team focused during the unranked games "Coach, why are we even practicing?"

Complacency kills. Notre Dames mantra is "Leave no doubt".

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u/SansaDidNothingWrong Georgia Bulldogs • UAB Blazers 6h ago

no one cares about ND's mantra bro lmao

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u/Enough_Wallaby7064 Notre Dame Fighting Irish 6h ago

Guess you just missed that trash talk aside comment.

You lost to fucking Auburn my guy. Sit down and bow to ND

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u/Big-Language5892 5h ago

Never lost to NIU and Marshall

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u/Agitated-Beat64 5h ago

This is really dumb

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u/CHENWizard Texas A&M Aggies 6h ago

Ah there’s that good ole BYU logic

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u/NoYOUGrowUp Penn State Nittany Lions • Navy Midshipmen 6h ago

thErE ArE nO Off wEEks In thE sEc

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u/Big_Lawfulness_8143 Alabama Crimson Tide 6h ago

Based and SEC pilled

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u/NoYOUGrowUp Penn State Nittany Lions • Navy Midshipmen 6h ago

You got me. Here, have a cigar-oh.

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u/celric Tennessee Volunteers 5h ago

I already smoked it.

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u/Rock_man_bears_fan Miami (OH) RedHawks • Nebraska Cornhuskers 5h ago

Does Mormon God have any jurisdiction over Protestants? I understand he’s settling this matter with Catholic God tonight

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u/senschuh 4h ago

Thunderdome

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u/Atreyu888 4h ago

All right Joseph Smith... did you get that from your golden inscripted toilet paper or wherever the hell yall get your divine inspiration from?

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u/Shitgoki 5h ago

Brother you still have a chance to take this down. If any year proves the SEC is a gauntlet, it’s this year.

You just don’t know ball.

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u/trebasco Ohio State Buckeyes 4h ago

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u/Enough_Wallaby7064 Notre Dame Fighting Irish 6h ago

SEC stans are so angry right now 😤

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u/WillardDSnakes Tennessee Volunteers 6h ago

Once again...talking about a conference, when you play JUCO ball 85% of the time.

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u/Enough_Wallaby7064 Notre Dame Fighting Irish 6h ago

Every team we played except one is a p4 conference team, which is more than Tennesee...

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u/Relative_One_2441 Alabama Crimson Tide 6h ago

Playing the bottom half of the P4 is not the flex you think it is

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u/OneVast3433 5h ago

Whoa whoa whoa, they play powerhouses like Purdue and Stanford. Cut them some slack.

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u/Enough_Wallaby7064 Notre Dame Fighting Irish 6h ago

They aint...

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u/Relative_One_2441 Alabama Crimson Tide 3h ago

Hey bro I think y’all left a lil doubt out there ngl

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u/Big_Lawfulness_8143 Alabama Crimson Tide 6h ago

Mad about what? The conference going .500 in conference play? 

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u/Relative_One_2441 Alabama Crimson Tide 6h ago

10-2 OOC so far btw.

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u/whitetailchasing53 6h ago

What are Stans

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u/Rock_man_bears_fan Miami (OH) RedHawks • Nebraska Cornhuskers 5h ago

It’s the kid on South Park with the blue hat

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u/emeraldempirehd8 Oregon Ducks 4h ago

The citadel is tough

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u/Agile-Committee3594 Notre Dame Fighting Irish 3h ago

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u/MyPlace70 Alabama Crimson Tide 2h ago

You should just sit this one out.

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u/Agile-Committee3594 Notre Dame Fighting Irish 1h ago

Not a chance. Fuck off bama.

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u/MyPlace70 Alabama Crimson Tide 46m ago

Pretty sure the football karma god said fuck you domer.

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u/ScaleCreepMinis Northwestern • Northwestern 3h ago

This misuse of the word HAS ALWAYS DRIVEN ME CRAZY.

A gauntlet is an armored glove.

"Running the gauntlet" was a punishment where you ran between two lines of soldiers who took whacks at you with gauntlets (or any other handy blunt/hard object).

/Pedantry ends