I am so intelligent that my comprehension is beyond your comprehension. I am not as average as the average joe. I am so smart and intellectual that I can thus henceforthly only, and only I, myself perchance, mayhaps may understand my self that being it's self of its own self and selflessness' self for its own sake: thus having spoken i may conclude. You are not smart. You are not me. You Are not You. And I - am also not me. End of discourse

First the protein craze and now this? Had to switch to soft bread and apple sauce, cause apparently that's the only stuff you can buy nowadays which they haven't 'improved' yet.

I accept no liability and you should always consult a medical professional , especially if your a turbo gay like me

Well?

Please help me fund my Spravato© habit.

Officially

My mom won’t let me stop, AITAH?

Is she gonna take off that top to show me this other way?

Yesterday yes yesterday i got a letter per EXPRESS MAIL saying that i am the chosen ONE if i provide my banking details of course BUT THAT DOESNT MATTER CUZ I GAVE THE INFO

so now as the chosen one I’ll start with solving problems like world hunger and low internet speeds when I’m watching my fav adult content

as for the people that do not accept me
YOU WILL BURN IN HELL

A little curvature is fine. For example, if it looks like the letter "C". Curvy poos are fine if they're long and solid. Bonus points if they're straight though.

Peak solidity is achieved through low carb vegetables, legumes, grass fed beef, and free range chicken.

They will, however, bring you a one-way ticket to Hell. The biblical Hell. The Old Testament Hell. Where flying imps fly and chew on your nipples with razor-sharp teeth penises. Where fire basilisks shit on your lap while you're chained to the ankles of Satan waiting to use the only bathroom in Hell, and it's unisex. Where a river of cucks keep interrupting your conversations with blood-sucking succubi or incubi.

You're entitled to downvote whatever you want, of course. You have FREE WILL after all. GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL EVERYTHINGS AND SPACE AND TIME gave that to you. Hell, downvote THIS thread. I dare you. I fucking double dong double dog double doughnut double dribble dare you. After all, DOWNVOTES DO NOT MATTER.

See you in Hell, downvoter.

Artists are gonna hate me for this but maybe they should get good. Look at this image. It’s perfect. And it’s 100% AI generated.

wow i can really get into this🤩

I just simulated two female Barbies p3gging a Ken with a baseball bat and now my wife is on the phone crying with my mom. We are an arranged marriage and have never seen each other nak3d.

i like it its warm and crunchy...🧅🧅🧅- if you need help with anything else let me know!

Chef Boyardee and a slice of cheese

I am probably going to get in trouble for breaking NDA but GTA6 is actually only 6-8 hours long. Main story is 6 hours including cinematics. The extra side content adds a maximum 2 hours of additional stuff to do.

People are gonna be pissed.