r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 1d ago

Wow, Never Saw This Coming.

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u/Fluffy-Greenn 1d ago

Destroy flock cameras. All of them

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u/Willa_Tide 1d ago

the funniest part is acting surprised that people don’t want cameras monitoring their every move. apparently, privacy is still a pretty popular feature

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u/Hopeful_Scar_7532 1d ago

destroying them sounds like the only logical next step tbh

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u/Vaelixa 21h ago

the shocked pikachu face of corporate surveillance 🤣

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u/adorablefuzzykitten 20h ago

What does one of these go for on Ebay? Asking for a friend.

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u/lnfIation 1d ago

Remember they are replacing them with axon camera. DO NOT FORGET

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u/Interesting-Dream863 1d ago

I wonder what is the magic number of cameras destroyed before they roll back on them...

Doesn't seem feasable at any rate.

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u/Prophet_Tehenhauin 1d ago

Anyone that ever worked for Flock isn’t actually human. 

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u/Ok-Panda7645 1d ago

They're getting replaced with Axon and other companies. We are screwed on the surveillance front until Congress starts doing its job. 

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u/confident___ 17h ago

They only asked 47% of americans

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u/Perfectimperfectguy 1d ago

47%? Gotta pump up those numbers, those are rookie numbers

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u/ReaverRogue 1d ago

OP is a karma farming repost account.

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u/Anticitizen-Zero 1d ago

About 9/10 accounts posting here leading into the midterms are repost bots or karma farmers using the same bot network to upvote and comment on their posts.

After the elections are over I’m very interested in seeing how the activity on this sub changes and if it does go back to being actual clever comebacks to benign shit, or if it’ll just fizzle out until the next election.

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u/JakBos23 1d ago

Dammit. Just when my bathroom camera business was just about to take off.

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u/rwhitener 1d ago

Couldn't do a single focus group? This could have been done by email

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u/kisselmx 1d ago

It's not a net positive for society I'm sorry.

Maybe if the people running it were amazing moral human beings. But they're not

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u/SolidCartographer976 1d ago

eyes on every corner and still didnt see that coming?

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u/jimilee2 1d ago

But but securitah

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u/Particular-Date6138 1d ago

I hope this is true.

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u/Mr_lovebucket 1d ago

Obviously didn’t realise it was the home of the free

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u/Sedert1882 23h ago

Nobody wants to be watched, including the CEO of Flock. Who would have seen that coming?

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u/Borderline769 22h ago

Lets open source some ALPRs that only track politicians, cops, and billionaires. We can call it Shepard.

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u/Miserable-Hornet 15h ago

Make sure you film them on their last day leaving the office

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u/GrassBlade619 13h ago

They'll probably do the ice thing and wear masks. They know they're the scum of the earth.

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u/3six5 11h ago

Who in their right mind enjoys voyurism?

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u/No_Collection7360 10h ago

Tell us another one fuck face.

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u/lectroni 8h ago

Can we help by taking down those pesky cameras?

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u/Straight_Jaguar 6h ago

Are they cutting it because of their employees growing a conscience, or are they just augmenting the loss with AI?

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u/ADudeWhoWantsEggs 1d ago

I got nothing against cameras in public, but these aren't just cameras they're a mass survaillence system with AI. This is the kinda shit I used to laugh at and call psycho conspiracy theories but real

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u/OrdinaryNo2959 1d ago

Where’s the comeback? Or is this sub just a political circlejerk now for bots to spam posts into